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Should be working now.

Lemme take a swing at it.

BUSHIROAD/ DELTA/ GUERRERO MAYA JR vs SHIGEO OKAMURA/ NAMAJAGUE/ BOBBY ZAVALA: Too much to love in this one. The awesomeness of Okamura and Namajague is pretty much expected at this point but Zavala's Jerry Estrada bump-stylings blows this through the roof. Who is Bushiroad, young and attractive thecubsfan? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ksfR4XyWU&list=WL30AF3B46DE325F9A ------------------------------------------ ALL JAPAN PRO WRESTLING- SUWAMA vs JUN AKIYAMA- 6/30/2013: I'm watching this now but wanted to make sure the Daily Motion is still embedding. We'll delete if something unthinkable happens and these don't have a total ass-stomping of a match. EDIT: Nope, it is stiff as fudge. Akiyama's selling is fucking magnificent. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11q0ig_suwama-vs-jun-akiyama-ajpw_sport

If you are freak like me- and you are here so you are, you plumb the depths of historical archives on the internet. Archive.org is the finest and I thought it a good idea to have a place where all things awesome can be collected. Currently I am re-listening to the truly gigantic collection of Bob and Ray, the funniest stuff on earth. http://archive.org/details/otr_bobandray

The autoban is our new girlfriend.

I was going to go bitch bout Skandolo and Hooligan's placement in Dylan's top 100, then I realized that this prolly the second they've had on TV this year.

Masters does a total Vader match. Awesome!

I could never leave Black Board Ringer now. We've shared... too much together.

You should definitely light some candles and turn on some slow jams when its the time of night to ease into the Black Board Ringer...

More like a horrendous o-line.

I started making a skin ringer for the black one from the old board, but then I got all hypnotized by the shades purple and metallic blue. So yeah, Black Board Ringer isn't really close. It does have its charms though.

It's gonna be a long year with this particular batch of Alouettes,

His finest role was in Back to School, I say!

I just uploaded a code to allow us to embed daily motion videos. To post YouTube, Google Video, MySpace, GameTrailers, YouTu.be, Flickr Image Set, MP3, Flash Movie/Game, Vimeo and Dailymotion files, paste the link and select it. Click the media icon in the editing tools and it should enclose it with {media]$ and show the world the wondrous thing you've found. Probably.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11t0ew_bjw0630p4_sport#.UeHzaCbD_IU SUCCESS! Edit: Goddam, that match is fucking awesome. STIFF~! Greatest Death Valley Driver ever.

I gotta get dailymotion to embed.

Fixed Rippa's comical GMU board link mishap.

CMLL- DIAMANTE/ PEGASSO/ TRITON vs CANCERBERO/ RAZIEL/ SHIGEO OKAMURA- 6/7/2013: Man, Cancerbero's crew is ass-stomping enough as it is. Add Okamura and also Triton and the monumentally burly Diamante- plus Pegasso selling the shoulder like a champ in the third caida- and you've some Lucha Libre that is absolutely top drawer! ------------------------ NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING- VIP vs MEXX- 2/13/2013: This is from Alex Wright's German promotion. I declare VIP the LIKE GALLOWS OF GERMANY! He is fucking awesome. Who does a good kneedrop anymore? Mexx I dig because he leans into stuff like a king- especially the finish. Quality wrestling- starting around the 22 minute mark. ----------------------- UNIVERSAL WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT- SOLAR/ DAGA/ DECNIS vs NEGRO NAVARO/ ETERNO/ JUDAS el TRAIDOR- 2/16/2013: This match is fucking crazy. Trust me.

I'm watching all the WAR tv and I don't think any of it is going to make the internet matches of the year thread, but you definitely want get on the ground floor. Mostly because it looks like WWC guy, Hugo Savinovich, is involved. http://www.youtube.com/user/WARECUADOR/videos

CMLL- AVERNO vs MASCARA DORADA- 6/2013: Averno is soooo great. He is the William Regal of Mexico, rock solid but has carried a thousand singles matches with facial expressions alone. Here, he is in fine form. Mascara Dorado is suitably spectacular being all spinny when landing on him.

Oh yeah. Tomorrow is looking like heavy viewing day.

I fought with posting text to MRG all day. The visual editor hates me and loves me. I'm gonna pester Invision about it tomorrow.

I back the tongue-kissing idea one hundred percent.

Your list of ranks to shoot for: Bastage 0 Sneaky Bastage 10 Fargin Sneaky Bastage 100 Cork Soaker 300 Somanabatch 500 Icehole 750 Fargin Icehole 1000 Miserable Corksoaker 1500 Miserable Fargin Icehole Corksoaker I'll Put Your Fargin Bells In a Sling 2500

I already started the Moroni curses theme. It was tied when I to it at 12:20. All spellings are from IMDB quotes. YOU FARGIN SNEAKY ICEHOLES!