EVA

Well...that's what happens sometimes when a freshman is your best player.

Haha. Tebow is putting his buddy Urb's shit in the street on the SEC pregame show. "Watch for a pass from Jalen Marshall, I saw it at practice last week!"

Here we go.

Dalvin Cook is the best player on FSU. So dumb to have taken him off the field down at the goal line.

As down as Winston's knee before the ball crossed the goal line.

WatchESPN DOWN.

The playoff is officially here.

Period.

DEER LORDE BAYLOR'S KICKER JUST GOT KILT.

BTW everybody gets free fried scrotums at Outback tomorrow thanks to Gus.

HAHAHA. The Gus Bus is in meltdown mode. That was some of the worst play calling I've ever seen in OT.

I can't get over Wisconsin's fatass kicker.

Melvin Gordon might get the rushing record today if Wisconsin gets another possession or two.

GT loses some key guys on defense, plus most of the RBs, including the top 2 B-backs, who are just as critical to that offense as the QB (they actually go to the QB meetings). Statistically, it's hard to replicate what they did this year in terms of getting turnovers and scoring defensive TDs. They will still be a good team, but not as good as this year.

The Outback Bowl has forced some poor woman to dress up like a hairy testicle on the Wisconsin sideline.

Haha Auburn defense is such a joke.

Auburn is playing without their 2 stud receivers today. I smell another SEC upset brewing.

I saw that coming as soon as they announced the matchup. Too bad Johnson had to waste his once-every-four-years team on a season when Jameis was still in the conference.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if Miss State gets upset tonight, too.

This has to be one of the most embarrassing performances I've ever seen. Good Bo/Bad Bo is a real thing.

Ole Miss hasn't been the same since Treadwell went down. Hard to be a one-dimensional team without your best player. When you have to put your 300lb backup QB in the game to even remotely threaten your opponent with the run game, you have a problem.

The Internet is on fire with rumors that Mark Richt is stepping down at Georgia after their game tonight. I doubt it, but it's everywhere.

I got the platinum trophy today. It's a pretty easy platinum, actually, if you're into that sort of thing. The brand ability makes it pretty easy to gimmick some of the more complicated Nemesis system manipulation-related trophies in your favor.

Well, that would be true, regardless of what his name was or how much he's getting paid. And those numbers are substantially less than the $8 million a year figure that everyone was up in arms about. $5-5.5 mil with bonuses is exactly what you would expect to pay a coach of his caliber in today's market. Iowa pays Ferentz 5 a year to do fuck all.

I'm not sure how I feel about this Blonde Nathan Drake dude who just popped up in season 2.