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mattdangerously

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  1. He really was, though. Sid, Roma, and even Mongo were better than Warlord.
  2. Dude had to be publicly shamed into putting his deceased co-writer's name on his autobiography. Fuck him.
  3. Leviathan was literally a demon from hell summoned up through the Ohio River in a Satanic ritual by Cornette's dominatrix girlfriend and her bootleg Ministry Of Darkness stable.
  4. The best thing about Damien Kane was his wife, Lady Alexandra. Cornette doesn't need to work in the industry because he doesn't need the money, but Cornette doesn't work in the industry because he is toxic as hell and no one wants him around.
  5. Does he own any t-shirts that aren't kind of fascisty?
  6. David Otunga and Curtis Axel were tag champs for three months.
  7. I don't think a team of Koko and the most racist man in wrestling would have ended up lasting too long. I think Koko would have straight up murdered him.
  8. I saw Jinder Mahal three times during his indy run between WWE stints, so I'd say it's a three-way tie between all of those shows.
  9. More details, from the official announcement: "During autumn of this year, the first 4 wrestlers of this group will be announced, who will be called to revolutionize the AAA lineup. On the one hand, we will have the technical wrestlers: Aracno and Leyenda Americana and, on the other hand, we will have the tough wrestlers: Terror Púrpura and Venenoide." My español is a little rusty, but it looks like it's going to be luchador versions of Spider-Man; Captain America; Venom; and a large, erect penis.
  10. They made Eric Young their World Champion. It's all relative with this company.
  11. Jack: Tracy and I have become quite close. Look, we got BFF bracelets. Liz: You guys are best friends forever? Jack: That's not what that stands for.
  12. It could just be a last-second storyline change. Deonna has been taunting Kylie on Twitter for running away from AEW, so they may have decided to run with it.
  13. Disagree. At the time, Storm was as hot as he'd ever been. He should have won the Bound For Glory series, beat Angle for the title, then had a long run as the top babyface in TNA. But instead of going with the hot hand, they cut him off at the knees, and he never fully recovered.
  14. Joey Janela literally admitted that prior testing wasn't required. https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1317150747553837058?s=19
  15. President Fuckface Von Clownstick just announced at one of his Covid superspreader rallies that he's giving Dan Gable the Medal Of Freedom. Apropos of nothing, the polls in Iowa are pretty tight currently.
  16. He worked as a manager in Booker's Reality Of Wrestling for a while, and he was tremendous. He would spend most of his time on the outside talking shit to the little kids in the audience, which would end up getting him big heat when it was time to interfere in the matches.
  17. But the reason why Eaton is the greatest tag wrestler of all time is because he was so nondescript, he was able to tailor his work to complement his tag partner. The Eaton who teamed with Koko didn't work the same way the Eaton who worked with Condrey, or Lane, or Arn, or Regal worked. He was a blank slate. That's what made him great.
  18. The WWE Hall of Fame is worthless without Cyndi Lauper in it. Vince's national expansion would've failed without her. Plus, it's Cyndi fucking Lauper. She's the best.
  19. If Owen had had Bret's dedication to wrestling, he would have been the better of the two. He was more athletic and charismatic than Bret, and had just as much technical skill (sans Bret's precision, naturally). He just wasn't as big of a mark for himself as Bret was. Ziggler is allegedly a pretty badass amateur wrestler, but he never shows it. He'd rather be Great Value Shawn Michaels, I guess.
  20. I can see that. One of the reasons they hired CM Punk was because him and Val had a pretty excellent match on Heat.
  21. There's a guy who is actually named "Triple H" that's won 14 world championships.
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