mattdangerously

Cesaro was barely in FCW before getting called up. Tenure isn't that much of a deciding factor.

If this were 2004, maybe. Terrance Howard is the bigger star now.

Clearly this means the WWE is missing the boat by not making Heyman the face of the company.

The bus is a specific contract perk though right? Yes, and the idea that no one buys Bryan's merch is bullshit, too.

At least everyone stopped talking about Benoit's kid.

Davey is Mumford and Sons: Technically proficient but uninspired mimicry of what somebody else has already done a lot better, and quite popular with people who don't know any better.

Big E isn't actually a brony, is he? I... I don't think I can deal with that...

Nah, Weezer's pretty awful now.

Have you seen Orton's beard? You're expecting a lot out of him.

I blame DDP for Randy Orton's career. If Orton wasn't using a finishing move that's a proven crowd pleaser, people would've stopped paying attention to him a long time ago.

So no one in Japan would be able to adapt to the WWE's style?

No guys, that's Dustin.

Tajiri wasn't over? Could've fooled me. People were clamoring to see him face Austin, RVD, Angle, Rock and Taker? He got over relative to his position.I also doubt bland, personality-less MOVEZ drones are going to get over in an era full of bland, personality-less MOVEZ drones. You're doing an awful lot of generalizing here.

Tajiri wasn't over? Could've fooled me.

Serious question: Why hasn't the WWE tried harder to incorporate more Japanese wrestlers into the company?

So that's why they have all those Japanese wrestlers on the roster! I was wondering.

Has David Benoit ever said he wanted to work for the WWE? Do we have any reason to believe he won't turn out to be David Flair levels of awful? Does anybody REALLY give a shit either way, or is everyone really that fucking bored because nothing else is going on right now?

Yeah, I don't think they look "significantly better" than Emma, and Bailey is just adorable.

If he's gonna lose the beard, it needs to be because a heel cuts it off as part of an angle. There may be a riot if Triple H does it.

That's a fair point.

Every report I can find places it between 296000 and 298000. Down quite a bit from last year, but better than the number Gonzalez made up.

It was 298,000, but don't let the facts get in the way of your trolling.

I've done one Beat the Streak match with a CAW without any problems.

That's pretty cheap for a statue that size, actually. If it were made by Sideshow (they do lots of Marvel statues) it would be at least $100 more.

He was halfway decent. He just wasn't built enough like a bodybuilder to satisfy Vince and Hunter's fetish. He was working a gimmick of being an awesome striker, but he looked completely unintimidating and unbelievable. They've already got Punk to fill that role.