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Or to lose himself .... and there's his theme song by Eminem.

TNA's last episode should cram in as many of these "final episode" skits as possible: not just the Seinfeld, Sopranos, St. Elsewhere and Newhart endings mentioned here, but also the MASH ending (Dixie flies away in helicopter, Rockstar Spud has written "Cheers Madam" in orange construction cones on the roof of the Impact Zone), the Cheers ending (peek into the Aces & Eights locker room, Knux says "We're closed,") as well as the Howdy Doody Show ending (Tigre Uno unmasks with a tearful "Goodbye kids!").

Or being a feminist anti-Diva. Who'd naturally align herself with two non-Diva types and run wild on the divas. If WWE wanted to repackage Emma, they could probably use this gimmick. Just say that she's a Hillary Clinton fan who came here from Australia to attend Wellesley to follow in the footsteps of her idol. Team her with Paige as feminist heels. they'll combine this gimmick with Emma being a compulsive thief. She'll blame people targeting her as a thief on anti-female bias Emma must come to the ring to "Been Caught Stealin'" by Jane's Addiction

With special guest referee Shane Douglas! I see Tommy as more of the real franchise of ECW. He seemed more like the franchise player of a "real" sports team; tough formative rookie years where he had to prove himself to the jaded fans, also he was around for the glory days would get his points but didnt mind sitting on the bench and letting the Stars getting in their minutes and on the highlight reels but he was the one who there until the bitter end still contributing showing up everyday even when the writing was on the wall. Douglas is more like Lebron to me he was the franchise but got increasingly more disillusioned and left at the first chance at a real opportunity, twice. I think he went with Shane Douglas because his nickname was "The Franchise"

Well, it's about time! bit.ly/1jnIZuZ

Chuckling at the typo. I don't know much, but I know this is funny.

The right glove didn't fit, so they had to acquit.

Just like my boy, Braden Walker

Does Matt Hardy have an alternate identity like Willow that he can use? Has TNA improved to the point that your first thought wasn't how long it would take before they had Matt turn on Jeff? He's got two: High Voltage and Surge.

I advocate TNA lumping them in a stable called the Future Endeavors, wearing team jackets that say "The" "Future" "Is" Now", and if they add a fifth member, his jacket would say "Baby!"

Wait there was no IWC in 1998? What? We were Steel City Wrestling back then. IWC didn't start until 2001.

"Seinfeld" reference = automatic like

Especially if she threatens to whip out her johnson and piss in the ring and cuts a promo in her house wrestling a giant pencil. ... but in TNA. Damn damn damn this must be seen! Where are those Asian* 3D animators when you need them? *Only because I couldn't remember what country those clips originate from, but I'm almost certain it's not Japan ... I think the answer is Taiwan.

I love The Shield and all, but I'm ready to mark the hell out when Sheamus runs out and gives every single one of them a Brogue kick. What in the living hell is wrong with both of you? It appears that Evolution is just a mystery to you. I thought Evolution was "Your Listerine."

Knux and the gang are Adam Rose and the 24-Hour Party People (Kizarny stizyle)

Very nice of WWE to produce a documentary about Mini Goldust.

I'm glad Brodus Clay made it into the battle royale. After his match was bumped last year, he announced on his Twitter that he was launching a 365-day campaign to make into the next WrestleMania. Good for him.

If they hadn't already done it with #OccupyRAW, a crapload of Yes Movement fans lining the ramp and leading the chant would have made for a great entrance. I kind of liked the ridiculous disparity between the two, though. Yeah, I was hoping they'd get a symphony orchestra to play "Ride of the Valkyries" while Bryan came to the ring. Even better would be if they got Europe to play "The Final Countdown."

Yes! With all the other divas in the ring, "Cult of Personality" hits. AJ comes out wearing Punk's T-shirt. Punk comes out like Heyman, holding up the Divas belt. AJ checks her watch and yells, "It's clobberin' time!"

My Catholic high school's annual senior class trip was to New Orleans. What were they thinking?

The WrestleMania 2 box says "battle royale"

That's a shame -- I was at N2R 97 and the tag title match was the best on the show. Agreed about Sabu vs. Sandman - I kept thinking, "shouldn't this match be a lot better?"

He could have his own brand of breakfast cereal.

He just won the NWA National title. Very proud of him, as he's a good friend. He has been trying to get in contention for the NWA World title for years, and he's not giving up on that dream.

Watching the one from Jan 98...Michaels was on fire trolling Taker fans the night after the casket match. Yes! "How do you like your Undertaker... regular or WELL DONE??"