Josh Mann

Also, Panthers lock up Aaron Eggs. Which might be their best move of the off season.

You know, I can't even laugh at that. I like Mike Conley too much. You know who else likes Mike Conley right now? Steph.

That's only because unlike Russell and Bradford, he could get his nut beyond his first contract. I'll bet you Matt Ryan is not that far behind.

Depends on the amount. Dwight at $10m per? Yes, absolutely. At 20? No.

James Reimer, he of the Toronto Screwjob, lands in South Florida. He was good as a #2 in San Jose, so there's that.

Although I suspect the 2016 McIlvane will go to whoever maxes Harrison Barnes for 9 figures, Portland is still gonna be on the medal stand.

Evan Turner for 4/80 is an early nominee for the McIlvane Award

Welp, he's all ours for 98m. Yay?

He's all yours!!

Someone else can pay him 9 figures. I'm not really broken up over this.

If you happen to be the Argentinian Skip Bayless, today might be your Christmas.

Victor was brought to OKC for one reason: Help stop Klurry. Period.

The post match Jose-AA angle was great, but I didn't like the fact that his goofy beisbol spots got clipped. Taking that way from him takes away the thing that makes him fun. They shouldn't marginalize that.

The Rangers are making more Stamkos space moves. Keith Yandle's rights got sent to Miami. Aaron Ekblad, meet your new best friend.

So apparantly Charles Oakley, repping Cleveland, got into it with security outside the locker room. There may be scarier things said other than Oak saying "Touch me and see what the fuck happens", but not many.

By the way, Rusev taunting Titus' kids while they stood there stone-faced (clearly instructed not to oversell it) while being surrounded by a sea of thumbs-down is pro wrestling.

Depends if we get a goldfish instead of Michael Cole like we were promised.

Although even a few weeks of Dean tormenting Rollins with the prospect of cashing in any time would have been fun, but how they did it was fine, too. Lost in all this is the match itself was very good in its power vs skill simplicity. Every shot Reigns threw Rollins sold like it was Thor's Hammer.

*Kermit The Frog drinking tea* Really you should have just played it safe and said "cirrhosis", but that's none of my business.

Finn: "So what's next for Finn Balor?" *lights out* Me: "TNA?"

Ironic that lack of autonomy wasn't an issue for him for once.

I might be in the minority on the cage match, but I thought it was better than it's gotten credit for being so far. Of course, the fact that I watched the show in pieces probably plays into that. The reason, though, is in the post-blood era, no one has cracked the code as far as having a great cage match in WWE. But I think so far Joe and Balor have come the closest. And yes, there were a lot of setup spots but they were also, if not completely original still creative. Put it this way: I would watch that match again before I watch Bret-Owen again.

If we're going fiction, I'm pimping Semi-Tough and the Rabbit series.

Barring the Clippers saying hell no, Irving for Paul is a thing that's going to happen. Let me just get in on the offseason ground floor with that.