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BMF Buddies sounds about as intimidating as this: Hey. that little fucker will claw your goddamn shins off.

I like it. That is all.

Morphine is a hell of a drug. And whichever engineer at Youtube added video stabilization, god bless you. Goddammit...I'm out of likes...fix that shit. Anyway...I really do like this post...even though the stupid board restrctions won't let me properly register that.

Goddammit I love the big guy.

Yeah...actually I do hate children. With a fiery passion of a thousand suns.

Oh fuck you, Vince. You short sighted old fuck.

The way Cena has come back so quick from that Summerslam beating with seemingly no phyical or mental damage, immediately announcing he wants a rematch, guaranteeing he's going to whoop Brock's ass and finally punking out the entire Wyatt Family to close the show is utter bullshit. Fuck this company...hard...right in the ass...with a rusty screwdriver. Vince can't die soon enough.

New RAW intro for tonight.

It's really gotten to the point where nothing matters in WWE. Wins and losses, titles, and now 'injuries'. I laugh my ass off every time I hear them say "John Cena is now a fifteen time World Champion" as if his number of reigns is even close to being comparable to say Ric Flair's sixteen times. The way the title changes hands now...there is no comparison to the "old school" days. Title reigns meant something back then. Now...outside of Punk's 434 days...not so much.

Seth Rollins reacts to Brock Lesnar winning the WWE World Heavyweight title.

we're sure he won't be live via satellite using Stephen Hawking's voicebox to address the WWE Universe?

And she has the bigger knockers now too so...there's that as well.

A picture of Brock's smiling face from the Undertaker sit-up? I mean, it is his title now. No way anyone can remain upright and in control of their facilities long enough during a match with him in order to take it from him. If Super Cena couldn't do it, no one can.

Well theoretically, I would think a No DQ match would obviously be you can't get disqualified by means that would ordinarily get you disqualified (contact with the ref, outside interference, weapon usage, etc.) while a No Holds Barred match would be the same except moves and holds that are normally off limits (ie. barred) are allowed. But in WWE there really is no difference as they don't allow "banned" moves or holds no matter what the stipulation.

He already knows...he knows more than the NSA...he knows what color your bed sheets are.

Fucking awesome.

Glorious.

I'm out of "Likes" -- come on guys can we please get that changed -- but I would give this "Likes" to infinity.

Crowd sucked for the most part...especially in the Lesnar-Cena main event.

Oh shit...Brock has no chance against Cena tonight.