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Yeah, these fuckers just do not have a great looking game. Visually or gameplay wise. It has no eyebrows.

y'know who'd make a kick ass metroid soundtrack? GOBLIN

People would cry about that Eternal Darkness deal where it looks like you deleted your save file nowadays.

Microsoft game pass was $1 for a month so I'm playing a shitload of this forza horizon game. Pretty good. One thing I don't like is the drag racing. Seems lame. The other is the lack of custom mp3 soundtracks in game. Fuck you. Bring that shit back. The music selection is anemic. I also downloaded gears of war 4. So I'll beat that game in like, two sittings. Then by the end of the subscription I'll be sick of the forza game and then I can cancel. I think I might try that ea premier thing and play some of that anthem game. I barely played 20 hours of Titanfall 2 and Battlefield 3,4,1...... so a month seems like more than I'll ever use on some of these online bullshit games. I beat celeste. It was okay. I beat Deus Ex Mankind Divided (finally) seemed like there should have been more stuff after the last level. I never really understood how the hacking worked even though I did it all the fucking time. Since October I've mostly been playing my own goddamned Houdini pinball machine in the living room. You can drink beer and play for three hours straight at 3 in the morning.

You've got to go into that one with the mindset of 1997 Sega 3D arcade fighting game. It's on a 2d plane and yer not going to just start whipping out special moves by running through fireball motions. It's a lot of button combos and single direction input.

Ric Flair baseball podcast named Pitching Woo.

I was trying to finally get into XTC and they're pretty good, I've only listened up to Mummer BUT these Dukes of the Stratosphear albums kick all leagues of ass. This is as good as when I first got into that Cocteau Twins Victorialand album.

I did the Greenman deal for Assassins Creed odyssey at 35 bucks.

I don't think I like it. Controls are too fucking slow.

Can they get rid of that shit at the bottom that always says - is select and + is start? I also want full controller remapping. The Y button isn't even used.

Aunt May looks like Tommy Shaw.

It's a big dragon head that spits out infinite bad guys because you need full super meter to initiate the QTE that does damage and there's no chance you can die. Game took me 6 years over three different PCs to beat.

Last boss is POOP.

Dude, I finally got all the wizard goals on Ghostbusters pinball on nintendo. We're Ready to Believe You mode ended up sucking because I was into my second mass hysteria so I couldn't really savor it. It only took me nine months to get 6.3 billion.

The only reason I didn't get all 7 seasons of pinball arcade on switch was because when I added all to cart it wouldn't let me do more than 200 bucks in a single purchase. Then the motherfucker was gone six hours later.

The depths of my depravity was Fire N Ice on NES with the manual for 200 bucks on ebay. The only other nintendo game I bought that was even close was Whomp 'em for 40. Moai Kun was 30. All my other good stuff I either had as a kid or was from before this most recent boom. Like shatterhand for 15, Jackie Chan for 10 and all other sorts of shit that'll make you cry. I only go for the actual good shit and not the dumb rare shit like Swamp Thing.

I've been meaning to ask this for a while but what is the deal with his girly Billy Ray Cyrus hair?

Driving and shooting with the batmobile is okay. It's all the parts where you gotta lug it through buildings and raise gates that slow the game down.

BUT what if the orphanage had a Saturn? BOOM. Then again an orphanage would probably get stuck with an old shitty Master System II. BOOM

I don't like how on that Bloodstained game if you are up against a two-block high wall you can't just jump and hold forward to get on top of it. Feels more like a Tecmo or Natsume game.

Pinball arcade is back on switch. They fixed 99 percent of the slowdown on Funhouse and Cirqus Voltaire. It still chugs on when it zooms on the toys but not during active gameplay. Took out all the Bally Williams challenge modes that I never play. Made new table packs that require me to rebuy tables. I want Centigrade and Jacks Open but already have the other tables. The Alvin G pack is the only one that seems worth getting. All the stern pinball arcade games are in this now but I've already got the cartridge version. I would've been beyond pissed if I didn't get in on this shit back on April 6th.

Funker is Sean Penn.

PSX MGS 1 then HD collection for the 2 and 3. Then Ghost Babel. Then don't play 4.