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Yeah, I used a mod that let you bash chests open. Also used the one that gives an extra character slot so you can always have your dog in the party.

Now are there any questions...keeping in mind I already explained about my hair?

Got Secret of Mana at the flea market. 35 bucks so it wasn't some major deal but whatever.

Got my package in the mail today. Shit's gonna get fat, dumb and drunk this weekend.

That's what happened in Germany with Sid and Arn.

I got a pressure cooker. I'm going to eat gizzards way more often now.

I sent payment on paypal but it didn't automatically include my address. Will I send that information when the sets are ready?

they should make a star wars game like mass effect

Make sure you have a second hdmi or a displayport cable ready. For whatever reason I thought my 980 had two hdmis but it didn't. It's also real finiky about what kind of USB 3.0 ports it'll actually accept as being "3.0". I bought an inateck pci card a few months ago because it was recommended but then when I plugged all the shit in the sensor didn't like it. The card worked but it wasn't the new fresco logic shit that they wanted. I got another one that's a powered internal hub and even though it's exactly what they recommend it's still saying I should "update drivers". It'll still work with USB 2.0 in a pinch. The headset is way more malleable than you think. unstrap the velcro and really get that fucker settled on your head like a baseball cap. You want the thing in the back nestled above the nape of yer neck. The headphones are insanely accommodating. The visor tilts up and down. Get the thing set up real good and you don't have to fuck around after that. You get a code emailed for the Eve game. I installed it but still haven't actually played it. Lucky's Tale is just automatically in your library in the oculus store. It feels like something from the PS2 era of 3D platformers. I really enjoy it but wish there were more worthwhile secrets and little extra touches. Edge of nowhere is a combination Eternal Darkness and Uncharted climbing and shit falling apart. Probably going to finally beat it tomorrow. Still haven't bought chronos. I want to play that lunar lander game that they showed on the giant bomb launch stream. I bought adrift on steam when it was on sale last weekend. Haven't played it yet. Some fuckers get super sick off of it. I still haven't felt any weirdness in anything yet. Haven't gave a big shit to get my wheel all set up to really check out Project Cars on this thing. I'd heard about the screendoor effect and it only seems to be noticeable if you're looking at a solid bright unmoving color. It's not extreme like looking at an old tube TV. The glowing halo shit is definitely the most apparent visual niggle. White things on black backgrounds will look like you're driving at night and pass a sign with your brights on. I'm pretty sure there's a flawed pixel in my left eyepiece. It's not a black pixel but it's faint red if I really focus on like a white screen. I'm just going to live with it because I know I'll get the next version for goddamned sure. It's got me planning a new PC for next year when they have that nvidia 1080 out in a TI version. I will always have one of these VR devices in my house from here on out. there's a whole bunch of demo "experiences" but it's pretty much one and done shit. As cool as that showdown demo is, it's still just a minute long visual demo. I haven't watched that Henry thing yet but I don't know how long it is. I watched that first episode of the foo show. Pretty cool but I didn't play or give a shit about firewatch. A lot of the oculus home shit just seems like stuff that's been sitting there for 5 months. Dreamdeck was fucking dumb. Here's a T-rex, it kind of growls and mugs at you then it just trundles away. Dumb. virtual desktop is great for viewing video and playing games. I watched big trouble in little china on Frank's 2000 inch TV. I replayed the first episode of ultimate doom on a gigantic curved monitor. I beat contra and the dudes are the size of kangaroos. I don't care for the fake movie theater environments, just blackness is fine. Set it to floating so you can lay down and have a giant tv on the ceiling. dolphin VR is insane even with how hacky it all seems. I don't understand how but the thing just works. I couldn't give a shit about playing Twilight Princess again but when I got into my old save it was looking pretty fucking incredible. I didn't fuck around with Mario Sunshine or the Galaxies yet.

Edge of nowhere, fucking amazing. First boss thing is gigantic. Hope it doesn't end too soon.

Luckys Tale and this Showdown demo look fucking amazing. They still look like videogame dudes but they look like six foot tall videogame dudes in 3D. Lucky's Tale is a little too earnest, but a competent 3D land clone more than makes up for it. Still feels a little too simple but it beats the shit out of that Vita Uncharted game in terms of showing what the system is capable of. I wanna say it reminds me of shit like Tonic Trouble but I can't figure out if that's good or bad. Like everytime I see these smiling ass Glow-worm motherfucks trundlin' toward me I just know they're evil. Then there's these bastard ass bees. Little shits. I'm going to beat this game and then play that Chronos game this weekend. Maybe try some virtual desktop and vorpx shit. I want to play SNES on a drive-in movie screen like in the old commercial. Those 360 videos look like crap. There was a jungle book one that looked kinda cool with a giant orangutan but most of 'em have VHS quality. Maybe downloaded shit will look better. I'm going to rip my Dredd 3D blu ray and see what the fuck that does.

New estimate was June 19-30. They took a straight 599, no taxes and free shipping and the UPS page says it'll be here today (Wednesday). It has signature confirmation and that shit is always a hassle in my experience. Air conditioners are running upstairs and I really don't want to just camp out in the living room all afternoon.

Oculus took my money. I'm kinda sure that means I'll get it in the next 2 weeks.

I tried some of the snap map shit but it feels so different from the main game. They need a mode without the weird restrictions. Quake live exists already though.

Hey yeah, I hated that last boss on Killzone 2.

Stone Cherubs in Ghostbusters. Final boss on the Conan PS3 game. Boost Guardian on Metroid Prime 2. Entire 2013 Thief game. Everything that wasn't a dungeon in Skyward Sword. Enclave on Painkiller. I still can't beat this thing after 10+ years. Pretty much every fistfight in Witcher 3. Uncharted 1 Jetski section. There's this chase sequence on Splinter Cell for the GBA that is unholy. Jet Set Radio Future train boss. Rygar PS2 Typhon boss. First part of the Wesker boss on Resident Evil 5.

Cheapshark. I've also been getting a ton of shit from cdkeys. That mainly seems to be good for getting new releases for gameboy prices (30 buck area). Like the new mad max game is eight bucks. next deus ex is $31 etc.. complete diablo 3 for 16. That's where I bought doom last Sunday.

DOOM. Cacodemons were the enemies that killed me the most. I want one of those doomguy statues that plays the music.

My review of new Doom.

Beat Uncharted 4. Pretty good. Waaaay too much "give me a boost" and roadie case pushing. Really liked how I could sometimes just sneak past badguys. I'm going to see if I can beat this new Doom in one sitting tonight.

I beat Talos Principle, Dying Light, Rise of Tomb Raider, Last of us ps4, Ratchet ps4, wolfenstein new order, Arkham city and F.E.A.R. in the last three months. Best game I played was F.E.A.R. Man, it just kicks ass to rush a pack of dudes in slow-mo and jump around a corner and blast a fucker right in half with the shotgun and turn the other guys into red mist. Only part I hated was those hallucinations where you just kinda slowly shoot some goblins. Oh, and I hated those automated turrets. Shotgun, penetrator and the laser gun are the triumvirate.

Best dart game I ever played.

I was playing the new one on hard and then got to this first hoverboard race and was screaming at my TV. No matter what, the cpu was always four hundredths of a second faster. I gave it about seven serious attempts. I couldn't beat they 'gimme' race that you have to win. Bullshit. Then I crank it down to normal and they're twenty seconds slower than me. Horseshit. I'm also hating how fast this motherfucker drowns.

Okay, this was the first non-botchamania wrestling shit I watched in a long ass time. What is this wiping up the blood horseshit? Poop. Otherwise, good to see Joe doin' that old Kawada chop-to-the-neck-kick-to-the-chest-into-the-big-kneedrop deal. Too bad he had to squander a whole decade.