Big Fresh

Could they have got away with sticking Crews in the Cruiserweight division if he was on Raw? He's jacked, but short as hell.

Kalisto is on Smackdown..... Which does not have the Cruiserweight championship. Yep.

Cesaro spitting fire!!! I actually think Smackdown looks like the better show. *Shrugs*

Pipe dream: the tag champs on whatever show the New Day is not on is the new team of Cesaro & Neville.

"Reason"?......it's like you guys have never watched WWE.

My boldest two predictions for tonight: 1. Nakamura stays in NXT, but Hideo Itami goes up. 2. The last pick of the night is the surprise return of MVP.

Just tell Dean Ambrose to fatten up.

If Steph took all the New Day, she can't force Big E to not be their friends/partners. But if they're gone, Big E has no choice but to be singles. .....I guess.

I suspect they won't be as strict on the weight limit in the Cruiserweight Division as they are for the CWC. If they wanna have Tyler Breeze in the division, they'll do it.

Well, it's over.

A lot of people bitch about remasteres and rereleases, so you're not alone, but I don't get it. There's too many new great games coming out that you don't have to touch them if you don't want to. For those people who didn't get them the first time around, it's a good opportunity to pick them up. For instance, I just grabbed Valkyria Chronicles on PS4.

Since Dishonored came out the same day as XCOM, I never played it. Been thinking about picking up the Definitive Edition.

Shocked there was no Wolfenstein.

Dishonored 2 had an area called "Batista Overlook". That's the biggest thing I got out of that.

Then they gotta stop this teasing nonsense. They have literally shown Developer Diaries for 4 E3's now. Fuck. Just go the fuck away, Bioware, and come back back when you're actually ready. Fallout showed us we don't need years and years and build-up before release.

Fuck. They are not even close to ready to launching Mass Effect. It's probably late next year.

Fuck. They are not even close to ready to launching this game. It's probably late next year.

And this is why I mostly stay away these days....

I'm down. But probbaly not until after E3. This week is Anniversay Week for Marvel Heroes, so I'm playing that a lot. And then for the days of E3, I'm not doing jackshit except watching streams constantly.

XBone.

I cannot believe how good this game is. It's the competitive shooter for people who hate competitive shooters.

Predictions: 1. Sony does a "And it's out right now!" moment with David Jaffe's game Drawn to Death. 2. Hideo Kojima appears on stage at the Sony conference, but only has a logo and title to show. 3. Dead Don't Ride from Sony Bend is made official and gets a release date in 2016. The next God of War (which I hope is called "God of War: Norse Case Scenario") also gets a release date in 2016. 4. Sony shows all their games running on the Neo, not the base PS4, which people flip the fuck out after the conference (and probably rightfully so). 5. The Sucker Punch Spider-Man game is real. (More of a hope than prediction) 6. PlayStation VR gets at least 15 minutes. Mostly showing Rigs. 7. PSN Name Changes finally happens. 8. Battletoads returns, but is not made by Rare. 9. Microsoft revives Crimson Skies. 10. Microsoft announces that sometime in the future, you can use the Occulus Rift with XBox Scorpio. 11. Sea of Thieves release date is in September, Halo Wars release date is in October, Gears 4 is November. (EDIT: Apparently, Gears is already announced for October. So in that case, Halo Wars in November) 12. Cuphead gets released during the conference. 13. One of the squad mates they show in Mass Effect Andromeda is a species that has never been a squadmate in any Mass Effect campaign yet. I'm hoping Vorcha or Batarian. 14. The Mass Effect trilogy comes to current-gen. 15. UbiSoft ends their conference with a teaser for a new Splinter Cell. 2017 game. 16. Ghost Recon Wildlands is dated for this year, and will be alongside Watch Dogs 2 as UbiSoft's holiday games this year. 17. Final Fantasy 15 will be there, but Final Fantasy VII remake and Kingdom Hearts 3 will not. 18. We already know Evolve is getting almost a complete rework this summer to same the game. But at E3, they reveal that part of that rework is the game is changing to a Free-to-Play model. 19. Bethesda unveils Evil Within 2. Nothing from Wolfenstein or Quake. 20. Doom gets campaign DLC. 21. Skyrim comes to current-gen consoles. 22. Capcom shows off Dead Rising 4 on Microsoft's stage and a Resident Evil reboot on Sony's. 23. The new Red Dead does not appear at the show, because Rockstar doesn't need to be there. But is still happening. However, Microsoft does make Red Dead Redemption backwards compatible. 24. WB Montreal is making a new Batman game, but has no ties to the Arkham series. Possibly even cartoony. 25. More NX knowledge gets out, but not from Nintendo. A third-party with loose lips says something he's not supposed to. Maybe even a non-Nintendo NX game accidentally announced. 26. Titanfall 2, yes gets shown on EA's conference, but also makes a surprise appearance at the Sony conference. EDIT: The Last Guardian does make 2016, but just barely. It's a December game. And will probably die in the marketplace. EDIT 2: Shenmue 3 does not appear.

In only her 2nd videogame of her life, Johnny makes his Mom play through the intro to The Last of Us. She has a hard time controlling the camera. Eek. Do all the YouTube BS: Like, Subscribe, Comment, Share, Send us your eldest child "Like" us on Facebook: http://Facebook.com/CoopingTowardHatred Follow Co-oping Toward Hatred on Twitter: http://twitter.com/CoopingHatred

MOTHERFUCKER! Got a copyright claim on the video from one of the songs in Valiant Hearts. Which you can barely hear. God damnit.

Mama Vinyl has never played a videogame in her life. So her Johnny tried to teach her how to play Valiant Hearts! But first, she has to learn how to hold a controller. Plus, as a former history teacher, let's see how the game holds up to her scrutiny. Do all the YouTube BS: Like, Subscribe, Comment, Share, Send us your eldest child "Like" us on Facebook: http://Facebook.com/CoopingTowardHatred Follow Co-oping Toward Hatred on Twitter: http://twitter.com/CoopingHatred