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It would also do disproportionately well among the dwindling demographic of people who go out to (also dwindling) Adult Theaters instead of watching/downloading their porn at home. Bruno would then insist he was the best porn star ever.

I ran out of likes hours ago. I need more likes.

Yes.

They are perfectly booked heels.

Tony Romo out, Pete Carrol in: Or to fit what is now our theme in this thread: "Keep going for it, Ric! Eventually you'll hit that top rope move!"

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAG ME, BRET CALL A PLUNGE, PETE

something about Riding the rocket ship to Parts Unknown, I think.

when your kid dies, Nationwide is on your side. Nationwide had to kill your kid to teach you a lesson about letting Nationwide Be On Your Side.

It's kinda like how The Hulkster acted like a heel at all times (holding his friends down, making moves on their girlfriends/wives, using punches, eye gouges, and back rakes as the bulk of his offense) and was somehow a face anyway.

Wouldn't be a Hulk up without the heel stooging incredulously as he discovers his punches have no effect!

But the heels won. . . . I set a low bar on purpose. Also, Beast Mode face turn when he leaves Seattle via free agency for not tagging him in giving him the ball for the finish? Or maybe he'll just kick Pete Carrol's leg out from his....leg.

Greg Roman infiltrated the Seattle coaching staff?

And now the heel meltdown. This is better end of arc/main event booking than you'll get out of Wrestlemania.

I repeat: Football Is A Work

Football Is A Work.

I didn't expect them to bust the Brett Favre/Don Beebe 1996 spot, though. I'll give them credit for unpredictability.

The flag won't come until the 4th down play that decides the game. No clue who it'll be thrown on though, or for what

nice hot tag to Lynch to start this drive "BAH GAWD KING! HE JUST HAD TO BURN A TIME OUT! HOW'S HE GONNA RECOVER NOW?"

He swerved and went for the inside curl route cradle. And right on script, almost exactly 2:00 left for the do or die "end of game drive" hope spot by the young up and comer.

TOM BRADY IS CALLING FOR THE INELIGIBLE PILEDRIVER~!

Hahaha, I've been waiting for this spot ineligible number reports eligible, Pats now call time out. Perhaps hoping the long stall will cause the Hawks to forget about the announcement

Now equating Bugs Bunny with Hulk Hogan in my head and suddenly understanding why I never liked either as much as I was clearly supposed to.

Can't even get the Hare to job clean anymore. Vince Russo books Tortoise vs. Hare

Can't have the officials "deciding the game" with their calls!