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PANTS ON THE GROUND! PANTS ON THE GROUND! EVERYBODY WITH THEIR PANTS ON THE GROUND!!!

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! JOHN BROOKS IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER!!! I NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT HIM!!!

I AM SO GLAD JOHN BROOKS PLAYS FOR THE US!!!!

Well that was inevitable

There was also the Smackdown one from 2004(?) for the Title. I posted it in the Great Khali WOTD thread

Let's be honest - we are lucky they aren't chanting ECW!

Nope - no way this is ending well

Ooof.... why didn't we let John Brooks play for Germany?

Apparently John Brooks is coming on for Besler So that would be two guys subbed out because of hamstring injuries

The analysis from Landon Donovan is quite awkward

While this campaign still sucks - Grant Hill's fake (or real) wife is super cute http://youtu.be/nWp3FqwYmgs EDIT - Apparently that is his wife Tamina. So congrats Grant!

Speaking of immobile - Demarcus Beasley looks as fit as me out there

US Soccer is saying Jozy has "strained" hamstring

This could easily be discussed in like 842 threads around here but anyway... From Meltzer today

What's funny is that I was just sitting here thinking "Sunderland fans are probably wondering why this couldn't happen mid-season"

Well that sucks....

CLINT MOTHERFUCKING DEMPSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youtu.be/JgCleRkqua0

Matt Wieters - elbow surgery. Done for the year (9 month recovery window)

So I listed to the last 30 minutes of Nigera/Iran on the radio on the way home. I swear that the announcers were touching themselves inappropriately over the backline play of Iran And there is a clip where someone put together how many times Mike & Mike ID themselves on a show - well Mark Donaldson must have that and thought I MUST DO THAT!!! SIX FUCKING TIMES!!! in 30 minutes I AM MARK DONALDSON WITH PAUL MARINER!!! ON ESPN!!!! ESPN!!! ESPN!!! DONALDSON! MARINER!

If Dragon finished behind Spider-Man and Godzilla - I am gonna punch something

OH! and there are those that are assuming that German beats Ghana comfortably and thus clinching their spot and thus rest folks against the US So if you buy into that theory - Germany winning today also helps the US

Pepe is suspended for the US game and Portugal has a large goal differential to overcome

so how haven't there been more yellows in this game?

Yeah - Portugal really really needs to be concerned about the goal differential now