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Patrick Peterson has officially retired

Unlocking the permanent bonus that lets you start the day with 70 steps instead of 50 really helped me That being said - my RNG is terrible so frequently I am just wandering around opening doors in the hope I get something new even though I can't progress any further

I have given up finding a computer that will embed that Another Simple Favor

Suns have fired Mike Budenholzer

This is New York specific but Kenny Albert is replacing my former Little League Baseball announcer, Sam Rosen, as voice of the Rangers Granted that is from the New York Post but they tend to be accurate regarding the NY media stuff

The Pelicans have fired Executive VP David Griffin Griffin was the Head of Basketball Ops

Since it was brought up - that is the teaser for Eddington

Always entertains me that the NHL somehow has a longer regular season than the NBA

Since nothing will embed I have to type this out EAST #1 Cavs vs # 8th Seed #4 Pacers vs #5 Bucks #3 Knicks vs #6 Pistons #2 Celtics vs #7 Seed EAST PLAY-IN #7 Magic vs #8 Hawks (Winner plays Celtics) #9 Bulls vs #10 Heat (Winner plays 7/8 Loser - Winner of THAT game plays Cavs) WEST #1 OKC vs #8 Seed #4 Nuggets vs #5 Clippers #3 Lakers vs #6 T-Wolves #2 Rockets vs #7 Seed WEST PLAY-IN #7 Warriors vs #8 Grizzles (Winner plays Rockets) #9 Kings vs #10 Mavs (Winner plays 7/8 Loser - Winner of THAT game plays OKC) Play-In Games start tomorrow (4/15) Regular Playoffs start (4/19)

Holy shit is that season never ending Technically this was a season thing but it gives me something to put here Chris Paul become the player "furthest" into his career to start all 82 games (He did it in his 20th season) Paul is one of three players his age to do it (John Stockton and Michael Jordan are the other two) Five other players started all 82 games this season New York's Mikal Bridges, Minnesota's Jaden McDaniels, Houston's Jalen Green, Cleveland's Jarrett Allen and Paul's San Antonio teammate Harrison Barnes. Julian Champagnie played in 82 games for the Spurs too so the Spurs become the first team since the 2017-2018 Wolves to have at least three players play in every game Side Note - Paul is only the 11th player to reach 20 seasons.

The Cubs beat the Dodgers 16-0 It was the Dodgers worst home shutout loss in franchise history I am assuming the MLB Twitter account didn't use all caps for this

I just realized that Marathon and Borderlands 4 are coming out the same day So A) both feel fairly confident that GTA VI ain't coming out around that time and B) Fuck

I was watching Datto's stream post-reveal and it was basically a 50/50 split between those who love the art style and those who don't I just know I will be really really bad at the game

Well they immediately dropped the Marathon release date Sept 23, 2025

I tried to hold out as long as I could but Blue Prince finally forced me to bust out a fucking journal to take notes

I believe this falls into the “Fuck Around Find Out” category

You know it's not good when the University just tells the media to "refer to previous articles" about their HC Also I love his lawyer trying to be all "MERITLESS FIRING~!" Dude - your guy has won 1 game in 2 years. That's enough on its own

This is the exact game that made me make my previous comment

Per Ken Rosenthal - part of Vlad Jr's deal contains a $325 million dollar signing bonus

It's really depressing that the dates games are using to represent "a long time ago" are from my senior year of High School

The Destiny 2 Team tweeted out that Frontiers is scheduled for "Summer 2025" It's clear that they are waiting till after all the Marathon info dump to talk more about it (considering how much Marathon stuff was in the TWIB)

A stupid Vince Vaughn movie is gonna make me cry

The annual XBOX Summer Showcase will take place on Sunday, June 8 It will then be immediately followed by a showcase focused on The Outer Worlds 2

Kenley Jansen became the fourth pitcher to reach 450 career saves (Craig Kimbrel needs 10 more saves to reach that mark but the Braves don't even have him on the 40 man yet so who knows if that happens)

I just don't want him on the Giants I kinda wanted him to go to the Raiders but they had to be sensible at acquire Geno Smith