Zac_Fu

Its a direct reaction to your terrible OH PEYTON IS SO GREAT HE IS THE GREATEST gibberish. When was he drafted, 98? One year out with neck surgery so 15 years in the league and he's 1-2 in the Superbowl. Brady is 3-2. That's greatness. Brady is 3 and 2 instead of 1 and 4 directly because of Adam Vinatieri's foot.

"OH MY GOD HE'S GOT THE WHITE CLEATS!!!"

Maybe this Peyton's big plan to troll the Super Bowl by throwing 300 yards and 6 TDs in the 4th quarter to solidify his place as the best comeback QB in the history of the sport.

I can just imagine the City of Omaha and Omaha Steaks tweeting the hell out of this tomorrow.

Annnd Manningface.

Less fuck ups, More OMAHA in the second half. Peyton's been completely out of rhythm. Totally taken out of his game.Less fuck ups, More OMAHA in the second half. Peyton's been completely out of rhythm. Totally taken out of his game.

Is it me or has there been ZERO Omaha calls tonight?

Yeah, I'm official in this for the commercials. Fuck this game and fuck Bruno Mars.

Fucking Bud Light.

False start and Wilson still keeps dropping back like that guy in Unnecessary Roughness. [ "BLOW THE WHISTLE!"

Well. That was the Daniel Bryan title reign of opening drives.

Wonder if Joe was poppin' tags. Edit: Wait. Poppin' Tabs. Off beer cans. My bad.

BROADWAY JOE PIMPIN'.

Jack Burton for the Seahawks. Followed by Snake Plisskin for the Broncos.

I think we know where Punk is going next.

Those two will be infinite cooler than anyone two people have a sane right to be.

The Cabinet, with your tag champs Josh and Toby. Sam would be the face man, CJ in the Diva division and Jed Bartlett playing Ric Flair to Leo's JJ Dillon. It'd be breathtaking.

You guys laugh, but that petition is 15 votes away from being officially addressed by the White House. That would've made for a helluva episode of The West Wing.

So maybe that comment about TMZ becoming a dirtsheet is more accurate than we thought? http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/29/cm-punk-quit-wwe-wrestlemania-batista/?adid=hero4

It's the cast of the TV show Spartacus. The main actor, Andy Whitfield, was sick with Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma after season one. They did a prequel season to give him time to recover, and this was a message of support from the Kiwi members of the cast (which was most of them). Unfortunately he died a year or so later. The All Blacks do the same haka, usually. This is reason alone to start looking for rugby to watch. I bet you if the one of the Super Bowl teams came out and did a Haka, the opposing team would collectively shit themselves.

It's the cast of the TV show Spartacus. The main actor, Andy Whitfield, was sick with Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma after season one. They did a prequel season to give him time to recover, and this was a message of support from the Kiwi members of the cast (which was most of them). Unfortunately he died a year or so later. I read about that, what I wasn't sure about the context when I first saw it was if the Haka was part of the show or something since I'd never watched it. It seems like a helluva gesture from the cast and a symbol of how much they liked and cared about the guy.

I had to do a little googling, and not sure of the context but that was fucking intense.

Two things: 1. When did Aksana start dressing like a Mortal Kombat character? 2. Fuck the Wyatts.