hobo joe

Word. Why even put Nick Wayne’s hot mom on TV if that’s not the endgame?

Bringing Edge in for a tag run/feud with Christian in the twilight of his career is a good idea. The only downside is the name change and having to turn Christian face. Actually, better idea, bring him in as the dude banging Nick Wayne’s mom

Sexton Hardcastle is objectively a better name than Edge. Fits the Rated R Superstar gimmick better too

Glad Collision fixed the two glaring plot holes from last week’s Dynamite; 1. Why did Nick Wayne forgive AR Fox? 2. Why didn’t Christian hit on Nick Wayne’s mom?

In the past when a toxic coworker has been removed from my workplace, people were generally pretty happy about it.

Guess I’ll be watching Collision for the first time tonight

Hell yeah

This is looking like a B show on paper, and I'm not sure Punk vs Starks for a fake belt would've done anything to change that. That being said, I'm sure Kenny vs. Takeshita and Mox vs. OC will be excellent. It's probably the right time and opponent to end OC's reign, but damn if I don't want Mox to kick the everloving shit out of him just to have OC squeak out another win. I was on shows with Shane Taylor in Ohio back in '07, wrestling in bars and gravel parking lots for "crowds" of like three people. Glad to see him getting a big stage.

I'm surprised they're running the arena formally known as The Q when they've never been able to fill the Wolstein Center

When they hired Big Show I assumed the only reason was to do a match with Shaq, but it’s been almost three years now and I have no idea why they hired Big Show

What they should do: Cole turns on MJF What they will do: MJF turns on Cole; Punk makes the save Alternatively, a misunderstanding where MJF thinks Cole turned on him and responds with brutal over-retaliation, which he refuses to apologize/atone for out of a sense of pride and the post-rationalization that friendship made him weak. I think that’s the most interesting option and I think there’s a non-zero chance of it happening.

Nick Wayne’s mom is hot

That's the same as having no friends

I liked this show, I don't know what y'all are bitching about. If sponsored gimmick marches are going to be a a thing (they shouldn't be) this is the way to do them, just wacky fun with low card dudes who aren't going to be hurt being involved with this tom foolery. Roderick Strong, geek with no friends, is the most entertaining he's been since Roderick Strong, guy who chops the shit out of Bryan Danielson, back in 06.

Word. Dude in my backyard fed went for a shooting star press off a ladder, ladder shot out from under him, lands hard enough on the frame to dent it. Springs pinched him pretty good too.

Solution: She’s Jungle Boy’s valet

I thought this was a very good Dynamite and I thoroughly enjoyed every segment.

Having two PPVs a week apart is pretty dumb. Having two PPVs a week apart with such similar names is pretty dumb and hella confusing.

There’s no way they’re not doing Punk vs MJF at All Out, it’s at the fucking United Center

Jericho vs ospreay is mystifying to me considering the breakup of JAS is the storyline and he should be wrestling Garcia or Guevara. Ospreay v Hangman would be a much better match and make more sense. Don’t know why they didn’t save the first Joe Punk match in 18 years for the PPV instead of running it for the second time in less than two months. I’m assuming plans changed an something else fell through. Fuck Punk, for the record. I’m assuming we would’ve gotten Danielson v ZSJ or the slightly teased Danielson v McGuinness match. Kenny v Takeshita and Bucks FTR III will be the shit

Mack Hetfield was Matt Justice's name in FCW

I love the idea of a luchador named Gravity, but he should be a big dude who snatches high flyers out of the air and slams the shit out of them

I'd be way more surprised if that match ever happens than if it doesn't at this point.

Is there a reason we haven’t gotten a Swerve v Keith Lee singles match yet when the team broke up in November?

They should put Anna Jay and Jungle Boy together on screen now since they're both heels. It's not like she's really doing anything in the JAS.