Technico Support
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Also, he looks about 2 times too big for that bike.
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Meltzer was wrong. Melissa is going to be a different masked character
We've already been through this. Marty's "sister" is just Marty in drag.
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I really don't like Gargano and Tomossa. Like, I sorta hate them. Gable and Jordan came up in a system where working for a TV camera and learning all the little things that causes a response from the WWE audience. Gargano and Tomossa have that whole indie thing going on where they are more trying to pop a crowd by doing something as opposed to popping a crowd from being an effective character.
So trying to generate a reaction through wrestling is now an "indie thing?" Okay.
If you're more into "effective characters" than actual wrestling, you'd probably be best served watching, like, anything else on TV instead.
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Babe with a T.
I thought it was "TAH-bay" all these years. Good to know.
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it was when he was feuding with Bad News Brown on the house show circuit
Only on copious amounts of cocaine does "I'm feuding with Bad News so I need a gladiator fisting helmet" make a lick of sense. They should have filmed vignettes of the helmet's creation, a la the Million Dollar Belt.
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They're missing the merch boat by not selling a PVC rubber replica of Reigns' fist.
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That Reigns shirt is perfect for masturbation enthusiasts.
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I don't know what's more unfortunate: Daniels' botched spot or his haircut.
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Kimberly also worked as the Choreographer for the Nitro Girls, and I think by the time of said contract she was getting involved in angles with Steiner, etc.
Something something Gold Club something something swinging/swapping
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Hallucination? That would be fucking horrible.
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I just started watching this yesterday and what really stood out is how everything looks the same. Your PPVs should be special and instead they just look like Raw. When the answer is to "how can our PPVs stand out?" is apparently "put a different logo on the same titantron," your shit is beyond stale. Can I unironically use #blamekevindunn? Because apparently the movement to homogenize the shows to make everything easier to execute/turn WWE into McDonald's is his deal.
This was especially glaring with Summerslam. They promoted it to be "the Wrestlemania of the Summer" and visually it looked like Smackdown.
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God bless Hulk Hogan, that contract is the hustle to end all hustles
Right? I can see Hogan and his lawyer snickering as they put the most outlandish shit they can think of in the contract, like, "fuck it, let's see if these yokels go for it, why not?" And WCW went for all of it.
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Edit: nm, I looked it up. They're called "bum bags" in England.
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I'm pretty convinced the forehead mark was either fake or done ahead of time and hidden under his bandana.
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Here's a pic, apparently, from an upcoming episode featuring
Paul "Jesus" Monroe and Glenn. Unless it's just Glenn's ghost.
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LU's actual execution >>>>>>>>> Spoilers & vague shit you hear about
Dario motherfucking Cueto >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "oh noes another heel authority figure"
Bring on the space aliens
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I started watching wrestling when I was 10 (it was shortly before WM1). I always knew it was worked but I have no idea how I knew. Maybe my dad, a boxing fan, told me at some point. I assumed it was common knowledge.
I don't tell my daughter it's fake when we watch it together, but then again, she's only 7 months old.
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GOD DAMMIT SHANE YOU HAVE TO WILL YOU HAIR TO THIS NATURAL SHADE I CALL "SHOE POLISH BLACK"
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Also needs a shirt or singlet to hide his sadface torso.
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Flair is debating whether to take off with the belt and pawn it, but wonders if the walking boot would hinder his escape.
Also, Race looks like Michael Rooker.
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Bray Wyatt needs to adopt using fireballs...and use the Asiatic spike already.
Neither of those things would make it past sponsors and/or the network.
Which is pretty silly if you think about it for more than a second.
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I wonder if the zombies were hungry again an hour later.
HIIYOOOOO
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Most of WWE's best stuff seems like it isn't scripted. Maybe that should be hint to somebody at the top, but it won't be. Kevin Steen is awesome. He's everything a pro wrestler should be.
I sometimes only watch Raw for Steen segments. He is easily in my top 5 and completely understands pro wrestling.
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"Milhouse, Milhouse..."
That was awesome, and I somehow I get the impression it wasn't even scripted.
GENERAL NXT DISCUSSION THREAD
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NO WAY PAL WE GOTTA ENTERTAINMENT IT UP A BIT