melraz09

After 3 it turns into stone cold ET

Dalm, i just watched about 8 minutes of a 30 minute video. Hats off to you boys. That game is way to technical for my chug then run and gun abilities. If i was to do that shit my storyboard would consist of. I drank 2 beer then next thing i knew we were all gettin probed by ET just before they killed us all.

Is it a DL or a disc?

I got on last night and had plans of drinkin 2 beer. Shit got busy and hell i didnt have time to go upstairs and get any beer. Was well worth it. Rolling 4 deep in the streets was a shit ton of fun.

Alright, as many of you know imma dumb ass hillbilly, but what the hell is this? I gotta notification 3 friends posted in this thing and I clicked it. Now im curious. What the hell is this?

Holy dalmin hell that little bastard ass was a bitch! I bet he told his mommy on us. But yeah my attitude toward dot smashing has changed all due to a queef coming from a vagina hole for a solid hour. It actually was quite obnioxus. I'll stomp his horn lovin ass again though if the chance is given.

They didn't know they were fuckin with the best dalm crew in Los Santos. They said how did 2 of them just blow up all those packages with 5 of us trying to stop them. Answer: cause we are the DVDR and we are, THAT DAAALM GOOODE!!

The drunken bash brothers got to play for just a little bit last night. Raisin hell and kickin ass. Our M.C. objectives were not gonna be denied!!!

You wouldn't hafta worry about seein me. I know where you live. You would never see it coming!

Dalm, all I had was country line dancin. Only A I ever got in college. I was hopin to get to play today but work picked up again. Got off at 4 this am back in at 4 this evenin. Y'all smack a sugar cookie for me iffin ya get on. Make him look like the ginger bread man after Lord Farquad ripped his legs off. Or am I the only one that watches Shrek.

Hell yeah we do. If the world turns to shit we need to all get together and form a DVDR minutemen regiment. We could fuck some shit up. Just hafta keep stout from Allah akbaring.

I had to get on Google to look up, what I thought was badmitton just found out there's a dalm N in there. Reason I had to look it up I couldn't remember what the lil rubbered thing ya smacked was and just as I hit enter I said BIRDIE got to lookin and saw shuttlecock I said yup fuck a birdie. Sometimes ya forget shit for a reason. To learn better shit. Cause sometimes the red neck southwest Virginia term ain't always the coolest.

Man I loved that pink m.c. I don't get it though. They never would all stay and fight. Its was 7 on 3 then 7 on 2. I even tried to get them to. Blew up a motorcycle delivery, blew up a supply run, went all all 7 of them repeatedly. 1 guy killed me twice when I found myself at the Sandy shores airport surrounded by 4 of them. I got him twice too though. It was my own fault I was surrounded. I did drive in the middle of them sum bitches. They sure did love helicopters. Dumb asses. Only problem we really had was that dalm "beast" bastard in a jet. Off radar constantly in a jet and good with the automatic hellcat mini gun attached to it. Sugar cookie was a sport though. We just happened to be the racquets and he was the shuttlecock.

Maybe they will give me money. They will see where I spent money trying to screw the man and ended up screwing myself. They might say poor feller. Here's a cool million for being a sap. Love, Mr Rockstar.

He hung around 7 or 8 deaths longer than I woulda figured. Then Stout and myself did that Dalm 2 car delivery lamar mission. Its amazing how much easier that was this time.

Dude you never played the dukes game. PEDAL TO THE MEDAL BOYS! Lord that phrase is forever etched in my, and certain burkes brains forever.

One eye closed and the other one squinted makes playing so much better.

Yeah and truth be told Robert had to drive both. I couldn't see good enough to walk. Evade 150 cops was a big negative.

All I know is as bad off as I was I still had to drive both cars in that Lamar mission. Poor ol' Robert just couldn't get it done.

Shit!!! Glitch doesn't work anymore!!! Anybody up for missions or heists?

Well son of a bitch. Worked all night and out ridin the harley today. A Dalm money glitch comes out and they fix the Shit Dalm near instantly. A behind the wall, indructible vehicles, hollow invincible man, glitches last for fuckin ever.

It's a modem/router both in 1. Come fix this Shit.

Hey Robert next time I will be on is Tuesday. If you could sign on so I can put a hatchet in your back. Right between your shoulder blades. If I play like tennessee did though, I'll drop the hatchet mid-swing, trip on it, and land with it up my own ass. The end! After the hatchet I'll put em up and.

Well, I'm broke!! (had $11,000 shy of 3 mil now I have just under $70,000) Good news is I have a motorcycle clubhouse, new motorcycle, and a counterfitting business. If it lets me make as much money as I can and want too I will be a billionaire by sundown mmmwwwaahahahaha. (like that'll happen I need to get into shark card counterfitting in real life to ever have money in this game) Oh yeah and a couple new guns. I like the compact grenade launcher you can shoot from motorcycles. Can't use it from a car though.

Holy Hell o'fuzzy. That was a Dalm shake up the nerves game mane. I hope UT wins again next week (sorry Roberto were still brothers, brother mane) even though like ya said one of us gonna hafta watch our 6. I might get on for a lil bit tonight gonna get up early and take the harley for a good trip up in Virginia. Good Lord a willin I shall be on tomorrow night for a long while once I get back home. Drinkin beer and more than likely runnin from dots.