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Chris Hobo
Ohno Hobo
Hobo Hero?! Hobos?! Ohnoes!
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AJ Styles-Darren Young: Built-in Feud. "The gay community?!"
AJ: "The gay community?!"
Young: "Yes, 'the gay community.'" (drops mic, sucker punch, pull-apart, ratings skyrocket)
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Yes. Unequivocally.Wrestlers crap on everything related to wrestling.Does submitting your stuff to be in the PWI 500 mean you're a mark?
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And the iron glove begins to fit more snugly ...Moved the Triple H interview discussion into Tim's thread: http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/425-triple-h-interviewed-by-the-masked-man/I didn't know I could do that...but I did.
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Something just occurred to me, re: why I'm not going out of my way to watch the big leagues anymore:
Reading the Sin Cara Army idea ... I WANT to see that on-screen. I WANT that to happen. I would absolutely love it if the Hobo Army happened, I would have loved it if Abyss went on a tear beating WWE legends and stealing their rings to become Parallax, I would love it if an ECW reunion were booked like "Blackest Night" ... and my god, how many awesome ways can the Stud Stable and Col. Parker and Bunkhouse Buck come back.
But it doesn't happen. Shit that would probably result in higher ratings ... never happens. Chikara, for different reasons than some may think, quite possibly could - for better or worse - be/have been the next evolution in pro wrestling. But fuck if it's on TV, or will make it on TV anytime soon.
Insert sigh here.
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... And one of the Cara's is the former Generic luchador ....
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Recently fell in love with ADR. His SummerSlam match with Christian just stood out to me.
I think he is such a smart and safe choice for World Champion. There is just something really old school about how he carries himself in the ring, I think. He's consistently very good, but I still don't think his character has hit a stride yet.
Your posts are often spot-on, but when I imagine that they're being spoken by that puppy (high-pitched growly Disneyesque voice and all, each comma replaced with a "ruff!"), even better ... godDAMN, what a cute puppy!
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If Hernandez would get released by TNA and end up in ROH with Kingston & Homicide, I would literally shit my pants.
Yes ... I ... would ...
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I would dig a DVDVR Community Comp. Who would/could hook that up?
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"The American Dragon" Bo Dallas.
Not even kidding, if you went with "The American Dragon" Bo Danielson, you'd hear of mail bombs and anthrax envelopes showing up in WWE offices within the week.
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I'm such a child...I don't get how they'd lump the PTP into the DBryan story. His coming out is a nice story and all but I really don't want Darren Young shoved down my throat.
Don't worry, there's plenty of room in the day care over here.
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Anyone know if there are plans for a new Andre retrospect for WWE in the works? I seem to recall a mention of one earlier in the year (or the near end of last year). I think a combo of AWA, Japan, and early WWF stuff would be spectacular, just to get over what a spectacle dude was. Much of my memories of Andre start around the WM-WMIII area.
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Is there anything wrong with the idea of firing the current Sin Cara and putting Hunico back under the mask and pretending it is the same guy?
Yes, but only because firing someone who's injured is wrong, and Sin Cara's always injured.
HHH needs to go to all of his doctor's appointments and as soon as he is cleared to wrestle wish him well on his future endeavors.
And sit perpendicular to him, staring at the side of his face, in the doctor's office, while the doc explains what works best for a stubbed toe, which, in Mistico's case, resulted inexplicably in a torn Achille's tendon.
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Paul Wight is one helluva wrestler, man ...
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That Dusty picture screams "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"
As some comedian whose name escapes me said about David Crosby: "I don't trust anyone who does cocaine and is fat."
That sounds like Carlin ... I've heard that too, and now I'm curious as well ...
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Is Dustin wrestling anywhere anymore?
Dakota, for the last porkchop on the table at his efficiency apartment during his visitations.
(I think I made myself sick with that one ... might delete later ...)
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The new American Dream should be to marry rich.
Once again, HHH is one step ahead of ...the game.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
#csimiami
(^ I know; I'm being ironic!)
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Won't lie, all those back cover author photos since ... I want to say it was "Riding the Rap," hardcover ... where he'd be shown smoking, you could just tell, borrowed time man. Fantastic author; rip, Dutch.
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Are you gonna make fun of me too? It is, but I've heard it a bunch since he started using it as his gimmick. It actually didn't make sense until now ... But at what cost? AT WHAT COST, "EL DRAGON?" My SELF-ESTEEM?Nah, fuckin' around. Yeah, it was.Out of pure curiosity, is Kingston the first time you ever heard the expression "The last of a dying breed?"
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I honestly didn't think of it that way, even though now I kinda feel like a dumbass, so ... thanks?If one member of a species is alive, it's not dead. It has no hope for the future, but isn't dead.Not complicated really.
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I want to throw this out there, because it came up on another section of this joint, and I don't want to derail that discussion but it's something that chaps my ass:
Eddie Kingston calls himself "The Last of a Dying Breed," and I really hate it when a wrestler's hyperbole goes beyond the realm of making since. How can you be the LAST of a DYING breed ... it assumes the breed is already dead, if you're the LAST. I'm sure there's another - and far better - way to interpret that, and I welcome any suggestions toward that.
Because dying (present tense) does not = dead (past tense). You could be dying and still make a full recovery. Eddie's breed may be dying out but he's still alive, dammit.
But see, that's what I was getting at ... thanks, too, by the way ... if the breed is "dying," then he isn't "the last."
Damn you Kingston! Damn you in the ass!
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The Stevie Richards Styles Clash fuck-up doesn't look so bad, from the angle shown, like he took it on his shoulders.
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Heh, now my brain keeps turning all mentions of HHH-Orton into "Horton."
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I want to throw this out there, because it came up on another section of this joint, and I don't want to derail that discussion but it's something that chaps my ass:
Eddie Kingston calls himself "The Last of a Dying Breed," and I really hate it when a wrestler's hyperbole goes beyond the realm of making since. How can you be the LAST of a DYING breed ... it assumes the breed is already dead, if you're the LAST. I'm sure there's another - and far better - way to interpret that, and I welcome any suggestions toward that.
Also, why not go with the "BEST" of a dying breed. Nope, not the best, just the last, so ... y'know, sorry, but the rest of the breed is dying, so you're stuck with me. I mean, when the entire breed dies off totally, I'll be the "BEST" by default, but also, y'know, the worst by default too. Hey, instead of saying "I'm 'the last of a dying breed,'" I'll change it to, "Hey, I showed up for work on time." *Cue "Ecstacy of Gold" remix, audience applauds politely.*
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