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You'd think that has to be an ejection in the Falcons game.

The Redzone screen swappers are earning their money this week. Action everywhere.

FAKE PUNT ALERT! Titans score on a fake punt pass.

That is even more beautiful than the new Jags white jerseys.

Fitzmagic is alive and well.

Trent Brown might give me kittens. The second Brady plunge of the day will also do nothing for my nails. Henderson the RT for the Texans is out for the game after Watson got tackled into the back of his legs.

Gronk destroys the pylon cam with his first touchdown of the season!

That's an awful lot of production that NE have let walk or traded this off-season. Having said that, 2 x 1st and 2 x 2nd picks means we could see some blockbuster moves, or the stockpiling of 14 day 3 picks.

The Colts must be feeling... deflated. (I'm sorry) As hilarious as that would be it could just straight up be cold feet. I've had it in my own personal life where I've accepted a job in princple, but was unhappy with what came through on the paperwork and walked away from it. Admittedly, they weren't streaming me arriving in the office on every social media platform in existence. However, it also wouldn't surprise me if he's been promised a crack as New England's HC if/when BB retires/moves upstairs/gets fired by either Kraft or by an annointing by BB. An offer like that would be enough to make me reconsider trying to hold Andrew Luck's body together with PVA glue.

I'll tell you what I think it is, Romo talks about the game rather than the "storylines." It may be the lack of sleep and everything, but I swear they actually talked about "storylines" during the commentary yesterday as if it were a work.

Probably unlikely given that all of the Super Bowls with Brady starting have been decided by one score either way. They've not shipped a 2TD loss in the playoffs since getting Flaccoed in the Ravens SB run. Happy to have a do-over once Hightower, Edelman, and co are also fit

I reckon they'll wait until Wentz is ready to go before they make any decisions as financially I'm sure they can keep both, at least for the upcoming season.

Don't sleep on the Madden Curse either.

1-3 The Eagles lost Super Bowl 39 against Brady and Co.

Vikings #1 Scoring Jags #1 Passing

Also, Malcolm Butler better have been running a temperature of 120c. Getting carved up and an All-Pro corner was on the sidelines.

A hugely visible play, but the 500+ yards and 41 points the defence gave up played a fair part.

What a bloody game. Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Too cute on that return.

Bollocks

Fuck knows what that even is as a catch or not.

Tom Brady and his magic fucking hands. Unbelievable Jeff. I'm going to puke.

Ulcer inducing is what it is. My stomach is essentially dissolving itself right now.

Yup, squeaky bum time is almost upon us.

Hollywood Chris Hogan, brutha! Proper heavyweight slugfest now, haymakers for everyone.