Ryan

Your highest profile WR of the past seasons, name-wise, isn't even on a team at the moment, so that's fun.

Ouch, Nicks may have broken that finger.

Call of Duty doggie! That's about it. Apparently, a real man loves his country by sending his son off to get killed? What the fuck?

Athletic marvel, Peyton Manning.

Badgers RB's don't have much of a history of translating well to the pros. Stupid offensive line making everyone look good.

Madonna is truly the RED MENACE.

Hey, all my area's famous for is Willem Dafoe and Joseph McCarthy, so you win by default.

Was Methuselah one of the other ones?

What a wobbly disaster that was.

Ball's always been a good receiving back.

This is the battle of two of RON DAYNE's former suitors. You know what that means, Montee Ball to the Giants in 2017.

I so hope he carves out a niche in the league eventually, but I don't see it.

Was he beaten up by a group of people again before the game?

Well, no need when that happens.

Well, Cam at least has the arm to chuck it that far in theory.

Someone hide Jen's sewing/crocheting/knitting implements.

I'm not sure you can be anymore open than that.

Bills~!

Wow, it's like Novak won the Super Bowl or something.

My bad.

No record for Rodgers.

You threw them out the window in the heat of passion because you said you wouldn't ever need them again.

Is it wrong that I was basically just cheering for Soldier Field to fall in on itself and cancel the game as the best result?

When did James Starks turn into an all-league RB? Thanks Washington D.