Ryan

All Day.

Good grief, Ponder, that was a dangerous throw.

Would that be Brandon's twin brother he didn't know about until the Panthers signed him last week?

The pre-game interview with Fox jinxed him.

Poor Bills.

That official seems vindictive about that specific penalty.

That was a clean hit, good decision for once.

DIerdorf's been ranting about that for 5 minutes. . . I assume he spent the next 15 minutes ranting about his hot dog's relish.

Isn't there a 40% chance he'd have dropped it anyway?

Ponder'd~!

Stupid Cowboys, lose so Rippa's G-Men can win the division at 7-9.

Cocaine IV drip. A Bills staple.

A crowbar? Not really. An old school spiked mace? Most definitely. If you have easy access to one of those, that would work too.

Am I the only one that wants to hit Papa John in the face with a crowbar every time he's on TV?

Maybe he's been stealing some of the players' Adderall.

Exciting FG battle in Dallas.

This makes no fucking sense, but they are Jets fans. Jets Fans Burn Jonathan Vilma Jersey, For Some Reason

Carl is a Schiano Man, he reminds him of his father. http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-seahawks-vs-buccaneers-2013.html

Is it bad that I'm rooting for the Vikings due to them being no threat to the Packers and hating the Cowboys?

He's pretty well spoken, but definitely all over the place when watching him chat with folks.

Vikings/Cowboys, Bills/Chiefs or punching myself in the face for the next 3 hours. Which is the best option? Edit: Option 4, figure skating and MLS~!

::Looks at Tom Brady:: ::Looks at his bank account:: ::Looks at his wife and family:: I think you can keep his man card Rob, he seems to be doing fine.

When they're all dead the curse may be lifted.

All ten of the Fox Sports guys working on the main set at once. Holy shit, they have way too many of these guys. Jimmy Johnson's a hell of a flanker.

Mmmm, delicious.