The Green Meanie

I am all for Hook/Joe.

Thankfully my area wasn't hit too hard, but I've got friends that are going to be without power for another week and half at least.

I miss Dark and Dark Elevation. It was good to see Chun again!

Her outfits and hairstyle are much, much worse.

WWE has the Toyota Center wrapped up. The only time AEW has come they went to the Fertitta Center, which was totally acceptable. They've had shows in the "Houston area" but they've all been like three hours away. It's completely disingenuous to call Rosenberg the "Houston area".

What's worse is it's in Arlington. AGAIN, they're ignoring Houston. I'm really sensing something foul is afoot. Did we offend Double J some years ago and he's finally getting his revenge?

Speaking of which, has anyone ever actually won an eliminator match?

YES, YES WE CAN. It's getting boring and lame.

I've said this from the very beginning. Couldn't stand her back then, and I hate her even more that she's come into a company that I really enjoy.

Now is the perfect time for Parker and TRENCH to return and save the day! Also, where has Prince Nana been?! Kudos to that crowd, the appropriately booed Serena and Mercedes. They've actually been paying attention!

Re: Dax vs. Billington The crowd's silence and/or booing for Billington's entrance was very telling (and appropriate!) I'm not sure who decided to promote him using the DK name/lineage, but they made a huge mistake. If he wants to have any future in the business I'd highly suggest distancing himself from that name.

Does Deonna have any other mannerisms other then that hand wave, or any personality at all? No? Okay then. At least we were spared Rosa yelling about being held down again. I'm really intrigued by the Claudio walk-out. I HOPE it's just that Claudio still doesn't trust Eddie, and not that they're thinking of possibly breaking up the BCC.

So apparently the only people immune to the black mist are Willow and Karen Jarrett?

Yeaaaaah that's not the comment I was worried about.

What a night of wrestling! Mortos was definitely the breakout star of the evening, I'm looking forward to seeing more of him. Claudio again showed why he's one of the best currently and possibly of all time. Serena is a gifted storyteller! Literally nothing she mentioned in her promo actually happened. It was almost as if she was reading a post from r/thathappened. Nigel is such a scamp! He had the best lines of the night, but I was worried he was going to get fired later on in the night (during the Shibata/Garcia vs. STP match). Speaking of which, who was that new interview lady? I don't think they even told us her name.

Worst Friends V2, since Hangman is already THE WORST FRIEND.

To be fair, he's been doing that since he was Evan Bourne back in the E. Need a smiling babyface to fill a gap? He's your guy!

Apparently Ruby and Angelo Parker are legit expecting.

This. I mentioned that I was curious to see if they were going to reference when Mox picked a young, upstart Hobbs to be on his team for a big six man tag match, I'm glad Excalibur referenced it. Hook says what we've all been thinking! Why is Jericho still Lionheart Jericho? After saying "Who's going to save Orange?" my guess was actually going to be Trent, but not for the obvious reasons (no one else could attack Orange but him). Why exactly would Daniels and Sydal do it? Rosa looked like she was cosplaying as Statlander. Claudio remains the man.

I wonder where Rosa "won" her degree from. Her and Deonna continue to be the absolute worst.

Black don't crack, and neither does TAKA.

Marion Stokes. She taped thousands of hours of television news footage from 1977 to 2012. It's really a fascinating story, and we owe so much to her, alot of her taped footage is the only footage in existence for certain things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Stokes

London Lighting is a Shetland RJ City.

They home invaded his house.

*ahem* http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/10845-aew-march-2024/&do=findComment&comment=1360417 You do if you're WCW. Not saying AEW is WCW, I absolutely adore AEW, but you all know WCW WCW'd. (Yes, I'm using that as a verb from now on.)