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  1. Without the cute charts I don’t know if to panic or celebrate. I’m assuming my Penta was a big draw
  2. Welcome to the Octopus Wild Speculation Station: This will be the Dawn of a New Era. A time un sullied by the stench of a McMahon. Oh wait, what is that entering the city gates on a humble donkey? Could it be? No. Is it? Yes! It’s Shane! As daddy falls, the son will rise. Shane McMahon has entered the title scene. Shane vs Seth vs CM Punk vs Gunther. The original plans of Gunther vs Brock has been thwarted. Until new revelations reveal that hiding for a month or so and then coming back powerful is something Nick Khan finds super cool. So we’ll see Brock over paid to interfere in the lesser title match so that Shane can win. Even though Shane didn’t need it, because everyone was already over selling his out of breath shitty punches. Bruce resigns from the company and returns to TNA. He convinces Josh Alexander to wrestle a more Hogan style. The Rock rises quickly to prominent power where he Black Adam’s the WWE both on the screen and in the boardroom. Cody wins the Royal Rumble but faces the Rock for the title shot which he loses do to Drew (dropped to just his first name in honor of the fallen Vince) interfering. Drew and Cody face at WrestleMania and Drew wins just before leaving the company. The Rock will push out his former bully, HHH, and his best buds. More info about HHH knowing stuff becomes apparent so the world is happy with his release. Rock will be out of breath but still beat Roman at WrestleMania. He’ll then hand the title to Jey Uso like Andre and the Million Dollar Man which will nullify the title and create a new tournament that the Rock will win. The new WWE creative voices will be a very highly paid Brian Gewirtz, Paul Heyman (who has assistants he tricks to do his work by offering g to buy them chicken sandwiches), Jeremy Borash, Abyss, and Eric Bischoff who will spend most his day in catering. Shawn Michaels remains head of NXT as he transitions and trains CM Punk to be the new dad to the newbies. CM Punk brings in Ace Steel who is quickly let go for biting related incidents. In a shocking move, Regal AND HHH join AEW staff. The new AEW helpers to Tony Khan are the Four Horsemen of the Levesque - HHH, Flair, Regal, and Roaddog. The signing of Roaddog leads to the release of Dax Harwood who will have a singles career as the new NWA Champion. Cash Wheeler joins the BCC (replacing Danielson who is around less) and has more gun related incidents that are overlooked. Danielson has about 2 AEW matches a year and 2 non-AEW matches with a random company for the next few years. Drew regains his last name as he joins Nic Nemeth in TNA. Through Bruce’s leadership, they have a long feud as a tag team against Josh Alexander-Hogan and Moose. Bully Ray leaves TNA for the open position of WWE’s Head of Talent Relation. Before every meeting with talent he goes over how he isn’t a pussy and doesn’t do fucking weak shit and he’s old school and not gonna put up with pussy shit. He helps bring back EC3. Eric Bischoff in a rare brilliant move comes up with the idea of having a reality show of the New Day as neighbors and having fun family friendly related hijinks. Well, actually it was Greg Gagne that came up with it but Bischoff gets credit. Actually, it’s likely they’re both somehow making it up. But regardless, Booty-O’s become number 1 cereal. Vince McMahon mysteriously hangs himself in prison after the discovery of an island. Public pressure leads to more information eventually being leaked about who flew to the island. Nothing is done but a few people look bad as they awkwardly shrug it off. Linda McMahon becomes President of the United States of America. Housing Market in the USA crashes. Nick Khan leaves the Wrestling Division of TKO to form the new Housing Division. WWE makes a deal with Netflix to buy up newly foreclosed homes and become the leading force of overpriced homes. Built in WiFi and Prime Energy dispensers come in every home. TV’s the size of walls in every room. You can watch the big fight everywhere. Violence on television is even more so the new norm. Watch faces being pummeled and arms being bent. Yet when blood shows up we cut to black because we’re not monsters. The payment of these homes is mandated to be made without trouble. So you have to register how many kids you can afford with your new employment under TKO’s new CNC and Manufacturing Fivision where you make and distribute ring and octagon parts. You are sterilized and have very seeds of your favorite wrestlers pumped into the stomached of constantly fresh Lamb carcasses that replaced the female human’s womb. You can have your own little baby Baron Corbin or Carlito as long as the numbers are within what you are allowed to allocate yourself. Don’t strand away from what you are allowed. Don’t resist. Conform to the new TKO reality. TKO loves you and if you don’t love TKO you will be put down. Resistance is futile. Embrace the new TKO. Your new leader in Existence. Then. Now. Forever. Obey.
  3. “I ate a steak sandwich before that match, pal. Then I listened to people FARRRRRT. Look how jacked I am. I fucking love steak sandwiches.”
  4. Think of how shitty yet wild the future Vince podcast with Conrad will be.
  5. I was lucky enough to see the Great Sasuke vs Swerve Strickland in 2019. Sasuke wasn’t really mobile, but he was doing sweet mysticism to give Strickland a tummy ache. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsSPexjFq-J/?igsh=ank4aTN0ZzNxeGE3
  6. We need a beef jerky company with integrity and we need it NOW
  7. I’m so mad I didn’t think of this zinger first. Good work
  8. Someone earlier said something about people like Vince being master manipulators. To go off of that, the more I hear about all this and look into it, it is so clear that Vince was an expert predator who knew exactly how to get to the point of interpersonal power he was looking for. She was in some form of financial trouble and her parents dying had her in a very vulnerable place. Introduced by a mutual acquaintance, Vince offered friendship with helping financially and always wanting hugs. Even one day inviting her over while he was in his underwear, this all comes across as him putting himself in a position where he is a ~friend~ but subtly introducing more uncomfortable things to try an push the boundaries of their friendship in the disguise of being a rich buddy. He gets her a very high paying job and then eventually discloses that the job entails a physical relationship with him and others. The rest you can guess where it all leads. Assault, rape, threats of ruining her character, her having panic attacks begging to stop a future rape being left to deaf ears, her repeatedly saying Stop literally at her place of work before and during the rapes, distributing nude and compromising photos of her to mutual coworkers, and so much more degrading and inhumane actions by Vince and others. Anyone who is implying what is being alleged is a girl who isn’t getting checks anymore for a mutual consenting relationship (not here, but I’m reading moronic statements elsewhere) is a dumb piece of shit. The fact that we have actual text messages where Vince is coming across like a demonic 14 year old is pretty damning for him. Fuck him was typing more but derped out
  9. Friends, what are your 5 favorite potential Danielson random as heck Dream Matches?
  10. Not sure if posting this within this thread is a good idea or not. But getting at the base of the alleged culture of the company and not just Vince: This popped up on Reddit from an old Ryan Nemeth AMA.
  11. If you don’t want to read everything but have the stomach for the everything terrible involved, I recommend Post Wrestling has an episode on this that goes over a lot of this.
  12. Which admin is going to have the pleasure of banning Vince and turning his avatar to Johnny Cash?
  13. The film festival I run, Octopus Marquee Independent Film Festival, has decided to not consider doing business sponsoring the Royal Rumble. We will not see any adds for Octopus Marquee Independent Film Festival during the show. Octopus Marquee Independent Film Festival does not condone Vince being a dumb fuck trash monster. Thank you for reading. The Octopus - President and Festival Director Octopus Marquee Independent Film Festival
  14. Reminds me of stories like Weinstein and Grizzly Smith types being known creeps that were at least whispered about for some time fairly openly. Who all actively participated? Who all knew? Who all basically knew but allowed chosen indifference/ ignorance? Who was in the dark but heard rumors? Etc.
  15. Just a reminder to anyone that needs a pick up: SAMOA JOE IS CHAMPION
  16. No worries! I misread completely and was like, pretty sure that didn’t happen because of the context but idk. LOL returning to the miserable piece of shit that is Vince, fuck that guy.
  17. Gotcha. I forgot he got the Gold Medal in college. Which is ironic because I’m from Minnesota. I did remember the Silver the year before though.
  18. Not sure if I was teased or not. Going to quietly nod and back away until the vibe changes enough.
  19. Ooooof. Just read the Brock stuff. Ugggggggh. Damn it. So mad.
  20. You know, say what you will about Vince McMahon, BUT THIS GUYS A REAL JERK
  21. My dad’s quadruple bypass went well. A long slow recovery ahead of him. Very relieved and a lot of support and taking care of the fam going forward. Been weighing on me. Having a beer.
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