Dolfan in NYC

The President of the United States, who refused to leave the field as Chelsea was celebrating their CWC championship.... announced today that Chelsea would not be getting the trophy for the tournament as he is keeping it.

If you want to know what your grandfather will think of this movie: NOTE, he goes into huge spoilers. So don't listen if you haven't seen it.

Kid looks like he's 7.

Teddy Bridgewater was suspended from his high school coaching job in Miami today. The reason why though... well, he was paying for things the high school wouldn't, like field maintenance, meals for the kids, ubers to and from school for practice, and other things to help the kids.

Season opens 10/7 with a tripleheader, beginning with Chicago visiting the champs at 5pm...

SF WR Jauan Jennings is demanding an extension or a trade. He was extended last off-season to make $7.5m this season.

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain, but that's just perfect for an Amish like me.... You know, I shun fancy things like electricity. Man, that was a busy weekend! New world champions! Injuries! Cash ins~! MORE new world champions! But perhaps most importantly... Night, night, sweet Goldberg, parting is such sweet sorrow. At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. Fool! And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that, even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone! I mentioned a cash in and a new champ! Well, Naomi picked her spot correctly, and got her 3rd world championship as a result! I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline. Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin! But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine, then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699! So that's that, and now we're just 3 weeks from SummerSlam! Oh boy, better start getting ready for that! See you tonight! (One guess who I saw in concert last night. Long live the king.) Enjoy your week!

Seth Rollins was legitimately injured last night. LA Knight winning was an improv to finish the match asap. No word on the timeline for a return to the ring.

Now I really want Naomi's MITB briefcase replaced by a satchel with a large dollar sign on it.

PWI is reporting that Jelly Roll's program at SummerSlam will be with

Zaslav did make one (1) good decision:

The price on Sportsnet+ is being raised to C$324.99 (Up 80) in September. I'm assuming this is to fund their "Good Riddance Don Cherry" party.

Jalen Williams extends with the Thunder 5/287 (it's a rookie extension, so it could reach that with incentives)

Interesting bit of news here:

RIP James Cathcart (aka Jimmy Zoppi). Voice of Meowth, Prof. Oak, Team Rocket's James, and many others. He was 71.

Road winning streak ended last night for the Fish. Also... All hail, King Booker, indeed.

I'd venture a guess that him being fired (through whatever means that takes) would trigger some kind of payment clause where they have to pay out his contract and if he resigns they keep that money. So... yeah. Fire me, I'm already fired.

Full trailer for KING OF THE HILL SEASON 14 All 10 episodes release on August 4th.

Oh hey, NXT is having a show this weekend! And in Atlanta too! WHAT A COUNTRY! Oh right, 3pm Eastern start time! THE CARD~ FOR THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP - Oba Femi (c) vs. Yoshiki Inamura FOR THE WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Sol Ruca (c) vs. Izzi Dame FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH FOR THE MEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Ethan Page (c) vs. Ricky Saints Je'Von Evans vs. Jasper Troy Jordynne Grace & Blake Monroe vs. Fatal Influence (Jayne / Henley)

Devin Booker extends with Phoenix 2/145

Congrats to Mercedes and her upcoming AEW Championship victory on Saturday:

Riley Nash is retiring. And Sharks prospect Simon Wang said he'd prefer to go by his native name, Haoxi Wang.

I mean, this is pro wrestling. It's a coin flip on if Bryan comes out and Knee Plus's Hangman repeatedly, costs him the title, and joins the Riders.