misanthrope304

Yes, a Trojan Horse...so to speak. There aren't enough likes for this Robert. I've even been contemplating using my secondary xbl membership (I bought a family pack a couple years ago for the gf's kids & I to use, and I had an extra so I used it toward the profile I played Skyrim on before I got XBL) to do this exact thing since I read it. It looks like it is now unanimous, these poor dumb bastards are now KOS. I'm going to be out of town for the next couple of days, so I will be ready to head hunt these fuckers when I get back...I want to so badly right now though.

I was supposed to get on last night and my girlfriend had shown up. She made pork chops in some kind of orange sauce (it was fucking delicious) and wanted to watch Dexter (she's on season 4....I watched a bit ahead to the episode before theSERIES finale, something she wasn't thrilled with). I thought she'd be passed out in no time and I'd get to smash heads on night shift. Little did I know I'd get my belly full and pass out on the couch myself. I woke up at 7am and she was on the Season 4 finale... Needless to say, I regret I didnt get to play last night. I am, however, looking forward to demolishing a biker gang.

Yes Neil, I was just thinking about how I played through San Andreas while listening to a Tool Album I downloaded onto the xbox...I'm wanting to say 10,000 days, but it very well could have been Lateralis, my brain isn't recalling the time period properly

How did we not mention the guy hiding under the map the other day when the night shift was "pa-troll-ing" los santos?

I may be on tonight, midnight-ish. If I see any of you playing, I'll hit you up. However, I have three episodes left in the Dexter series, and well...I'm a completionist. I kinda know how the last 5-10 minutes of it plays out, sadly Chris Jericho's podcast spoiled it for me (that fuck-faced nut sucking mother fucker). Deb has a way with language that I can relate to.

I am all outta likes and I didn't even get to like anything on this page :-(

I spent >$150k in freemode last night.... Once I even threw a sticky bomb onto the hood of my own *blue* Adder because some ass hat was taking cover behind it. If I will blow up your PV for shits and giggles, you think I won't blow up my own to prove a point? I used to put sticky bombs on my Adder/Entity and drive into people. Again, no fucks are given by the night shift crew.

Or, remember when that asshole had my car blocked in the impound lot by spawning the shipping containers at the exits? No *one* is good enough to kill ALL of us, repeatedly, like he was doing without SOMETHING to their advantage. We are the fucking reapers! No he wasn't invincible, I was able to freeaim and get him at close range with the auto shotty and snipe him (it took more than one round obviously), but I shot a damn rpg BESIDE him when I was up on the hill and he was in the valley near the beach where all that shit started. He shook it off and sniped me WHILE the explosion was happening. When something explodes near you, and you are using the sniper rifle, the screen shakes violently making it nigh impossible to make a shot. I've been locked onto non-mobile targets before and had an rpg explode in my vicinity and couln't even get a hit marker due to this. That and the auto-lock/aim assist not working on the pole smoker. He damn sure wasn't a friendly.

generic atom was running even with me sniping until I got off the roofs and advanced upon his position. After that...well, not so much. I think I ended up about 15 kills on him for the night. Moronic though...he was aptly named. I'd like to meet that powerofevil guy in a dark alley in the bad part of town *(according to the voice message he sent me, his "skillz" were far beyond that of mine, or some other nonsense.)

Also, I'm really glad you guys did the write up on that...I'm severely slacking since I got 4 hrs of sleep and made it into work 1.5 hrs late today. I just can't process much right now due to lack of sleep and it being fucking crazy hectic busy here, but hey, my k/d went up .05 last night against those cumdumpster's!

Fuck that guy, I reported him. He was a total bitch. If we got a shot into him he would throw it passive or kill himself to spawn somewhere else so he wouldn't be killed by us. He even got Herby to call him a mother fucker.... *edit* First clue that something was messed up was when the kill count on him reset when I was up on him. I think he turned on a mod menu or something at that point. All in all though, we kicked the shit out of that entire room 20 times over. The bad thing about it was, it all started over a crate drop and we missed about 9 or 10 crate drops during that war....it went beyond a firefight.

The dvdr crew reigns supreme again. I almost felt sorry for those poor dumb bastards, almost. That one guy though, we must have killed him a hundred times. He didn't have the good sense to leave, poor dumb bastard.

You should friend this guy Stout, just to track him so we can do horrible things to him later

also, headset questions...This is what I run....but when playing stuff like call of duty, it's good to have a nice set of turtle beach so you can here fuckwads moving around, tell where fire is coming from. http://www.turtlebeach.com/product-detail/xbox-360-headsets/ear-force-x42/59

Totally kicking myself for missing out on the fun last night...but I sorta developed an addiction to the show "Dexter" since it was on Netflix. My girlfriend has been pestering me to watch it for years (she was hooked from season 2 I believe) and I was bored the other day when no one was on....one thing leads to another and before I know it I mowed right through about 3 seasons during my two days off this week. If there are crew on tonight, I will kill things in Los Santos. If not, I will delve deeper into the twisted shit that is season 7 of Dexter.

After the 5am session last night (where armored trucks continuously spawned for stout, herby, and myself, I made a few hundred thousand dollars during) I was thinking about taking the day off from gta myself, but this is very tempting.

I thought I read that Mel finally picked up a four door SANDKING....fucking auto correct....

The more I think about it, the more I'm leaning towards that white PS4/Destiny bundle in September.

I missed out on jobber thursday :-( but I needed real money more than gta money. should be on tonight at some point, hopefully

I guess that's why little brother's tend to get the shit kicked out of them.

Damnit

There was a Nolan Batman thread on the old board that was around for nearly eight years and I am sure it was nearly a thousand pages long. Yeah, I was talking about *THIS* board. I've been lurking around here since the DVDVR was up on...I'm wanting to say geocities, but damn that was long ago. I still miss the wrestling urban legends thread, I've never laughed so hard in my laugh, even if it was mostly nsfw. *edit* I had a few connection issues last night, but all in all, not much problem. I was able to skate around freemode and piss off the whole map a few times and only getting killed once in two rooms before bailing to some missions with Stout. I went into full on dick mode launching rpg's sticky bombs and heavy sniper rounds into everything that moved. Blew up a couple PV's with two people in there. Coveted, I don't know what happened there. Good times were had, and it was good to hear Herby back. I really hope USA kicks Germany's ass in the world cup, but I'm a realist. He may show up soon in a Tuesday night session, I'll have to give him the 411 on you dirty PIT maneuvering bastards though. *edit 2* Not enough was mentioned of JT getting all smooth with the Japanese chick the other night. "No no don't kill her" even though our sticky bombs were useless.

Shit, I keep forgetting to post this, but we're up to page 297. Is this the longest running thread on the board? I rarely go and look at other subforums on the dvdvr mb anymore.

I hit that fucker going REALLY fast. Also, I got Melraz 3 times with the chopper blades. Bad thing was I was trying to get the other guy in passive mode. I wasn't use to Mel wearing a white/gray shirt, I've been gaming with him for like 6 months now and he's always been wearing a black shirt. He eventually taxed me on this, which was totally acceptable. Mistake or not, three times in a row within a couple minutes....I understand.