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BobbyWhioux

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  1. Hence the new (empty) promises to put Oakland at the top of the expansion list in the hopes the city will be rube enough to extend the lease instead of rightly telling Fisher/MLB to pound sand for three years.

    Kansas City had to grab the antitrust exemption by the short & hairys to force MLB to create the Royals and nothing less than comparable duress would be needed to (re)birth the Oakland Oaks

  2. 1 hour ago, Zimbra said:

    Adam Cole vs Adam Page vs Ethan Page vs Brian Cage vs Christian Cage vs Blake Christian in a "Maybe the WWE had a point about names" match

    still waiting for a promotion to attempt to claim all the Cages, Pages, and/or Storms are related.  Most prolific wrestling family ever.

    Toni Storm throws a shoe that hits Chris Jericho, says that was for "Uncle Lance" and my heart melts on the spot.

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  3. 13 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said:

    So basically Aaron Rodgers with the Jets is like if Hulk Hogan got injured 3 minutes into his match at Bash 94?

    It's like if he threw his back out tearing off his shirt during pre-bout instructions

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  4. 5 minutes ago, supremebve said:

    Let's enjoy Josh Allen while we have him, he's going to dive into an early retirement one of these days.

    in fairness this is the one week of the season where sliding feet first might actually be more dangerous

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  5. that field is garbage and has been inflicting serious leg injuries for years.  Serves them right for refusing to spend on fixing it.

    What could be more Jets than Aaron Rodgers' tenure with the Jets lasting 5 plays?

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  6. 3 hours ago, BloodyChamp said:

    The ugliest face and most annoying voice in the world has a job on primetime TV, before you even get into all the dumb stuff he says. He must have bl*w the football Gods seriously. He gets worse every week and he’s never going to quit. 

    Unfortunately, you know that even when if he were fired today, his replacement would just provide more of the same bad gimmick.

    Slurp the star quarterback, defend the idiot rulebook and the asshole official enforcing it, read the promo copy for the tie-in programming, tell a story from when you played, repeat ad nauseum (emphasis on nauseum)

    You hand over your soul as prerequisite for interviewing for the position.

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  7. 50 minutes ago, BloodyChamp said:

    They almost need to call this s**%. Somebody could get killed lol! The Colts game last year was just a bunch of running fast and scoring. This is violence! 

    Bonus asshole points to the official who was out there still bothering to call holding with 50 seconds left in a 40-0 game. Must’ve known he was already behind in the office pool

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  8. 7 hours ago, BloodyChamp said:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who couldn’t stand the announcers good gosh. They’re 1 hair from turning Mahomes heel with their mouths alone.

     

     

    That hair has long since been shaved.  Just as they slurped Favre, then they slurped Brady, now they slurp Mahomes.

    And there's no respite for us, because anyone who knocks them off the pedestal starts getting slurped in their stead.

    This is the marketing strategy and has been for decades.  They think this HELPS.

    5 hours ago, Tabe said:

    The announcers were awful - no clue what has happened to Tirico but Collinsworth has always been awful - but Collinsworth saying the one KC OL guy was "lined up at slot receiver" was hilarious.  Both guys, like nearly every announce crew does, acted like the superstar QB (Mahomes in this case) absolutely never makes any mistakes.  Mahomes had plenty of throws that were just airballs up into the middle of coverage downfield that could've easily been turned into picks but those got ignored.

    Collinsworth once again screaming like Bobby Heenan insisting that the body slam we just saw on national television was merely a hip toss.

  9. 1 hour ago, jaedmc said:

    I'm watching a clip of it(edit: Tony K addressing the Collision crowd tonight), and it sounds like the audience kinda goes back and forth, but the boos really started when he said The Board of Discipline is made of only lawyers.

    He then said he "feared for his safety." which got more boos.

    Nothing gets more heel heat than telling an arena of wrestling fans: "I was scared and had to get lawyers to tell me what to do."  ...even if he was right to feel that way and do so.

    great way to launch the "Mr. McKhan" character though. 😉

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