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RUkered

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  1. That is definitely a top 5 frustrating mission for me - along with a mission in Stuntman and a certain race in Dukes of Hazzard on PS2. (If you want to get the mayor going - just say "pedal to the medal, boys" in party chat one night.) I don't know how many times I fucked that mission up by missing the helicopter. I was always pretty decent with getting up to that point, but sucked pure ass at leading the chopper to hit it with a rocket. Even though I played it a lot, I haven't touched that game since it was new. The fact that I can remember every detail of that mission is a testament to how fucking difficult it is. Hell, I can barely even remember the last mission in 5. The final mission in Vice City was pretty hard, but it was damn cakewalk compared to 3.
  2. Hell, even if you don't feel like talking, it's at least good to join in for the Melraz Radio Hour. Delilah ain't got shit on him.
  3. I haven't gotten around to trying that stuff again. When I did it on PS3, I think it's the closest a video game has ever come to inducing a panic attack. I can't remember the name of it right now, but I know I did the cougar knife challenge at some cabin where they seemed to spawn a lot. Nothing like standing in there hearing those damn screams and seeing them slink past the windows.
  4. Given that you're the reason Stout coined the Mary Lou term and the Olympics are on right now, there's a joke in here somewhere about calling you some gymnast who has recently busted her ass, but I'll be damned if I've watched enough to know any names. Edit: here we go https://youtu.be/_ffk7qTC0IM
  5. Got on to play with a buddy of mine last night. Took us nine years to figure out how to invite each other into our rooms. For those who may not know, hit select and start at the same time to bring up the 360 menu.
  6. Just got back home from being out of town and popped this in to relive a little singleplayer. 7GB install? To quote a wise man named Bluto Blutarsky, 'HO-LY SHITH!" I think I could figure out how to build a time machine and go to the actual 1800s wild west before this sumbitch finishes.
  7. I just ordered the GOTY edition on Amazon for $25. I'm 95 years old and still prefer physical media. I'm looking forward to playing through the story again. Did it twice on PS3, and I don't think there's a single video game moment as powerful as that song that hits when you ride to Mexico for the first time. I look forward to seeing you insane asylum escapees online. Now we just need Robert to figure out how to strap dynamite to a horse's nose and gallop it up someone's ass.
  8. I'll admit to not being too savvy with the XB1 store and interface as a whole, but I got on last night to look for this and the regular version was $30. Looks like Amazon or Gamestop is the preferable option at this point. Also, all you people who love Liar's Dice astound me. That game blows my mind. Melraz gets a huge kick out of playing it with me because it's round after round of me going "How the FUCK did you know what I had?????" Y'all can keep that confusing ass calculus test of a game - I'll stick with Texas Hold 'Em.
  9. "This fire sucks." *drags gasoline can from garage* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH "Hey man....didn't you used to have eyebrows?" In GTA news, to sort of piggyback off of J.T.'s comment about the game just hitting on all cylinders sometimes...last night I hopped into freemode for a little while before signing off. It spawned me up near Trevor's airfield and I called in my Entity just because I haven't driven it in a long time. What pops up but Challenge: Drive the farthest distance without crashing. I glanced over at the runway and chuckled at the damn near cheating I was about to do, then easily beat the next closest player by about 10,000 ft. I don't know if it was the guy in second place or not, but I kept hearing WHAT THE FUCK?????
  10. I'm so terrible about that, I was ba-dinging in the middle of a stunt race the other day. Still managed to come in third because it seems there's always a gigantic pile-up within the first 20 seconds for some reason. I Days of Thunder my ass right on through. I hate that I missed you too. If it makes you feel any better, you only missed the usual - drunk covers of Conway Twitty's "That's My Job" and flaming brush fires.
  11. In real life, my golfriend bar is set so low that I have to consider it a success if I drive the ball past the lady tee. Edit: Golfriend? What in the absolute hell, autocorrect? Screw it. I'm leaving it.
  12. I'm glad you guys are talking about singleplayer, because I restarted my second playthrough, and I'll be damned if the assassination stock shit doesn't absolutely blow my mind. I read a few articles about it and tried to buy/sell the pharmaceutical stuff like it talked about, but I'm just lost. I kept advancing time by making Franklin go to bed, but I never saw the stock change. I may have messed it up. If anybody has any good tips on how to go about that, I'd love to hear them. As far as online is concerned, I finally got on to do some of the new races. Those things are a hell of a lot of fun. However, it wouldn't be GTA without dickheads. Two dudes abandoned the race in favor of trying to block a particular jump in City Air? (I think that was the name of it - something like that). I realize that me complaining about someone being a dick in this game is some pot/kettle shit, but oh well.
  13. Does that translate to "Watch me blow this dalm bastard up?"
  14. With that DVDR spirit, it won't take you long to shake off that rust.
  15. Yeah - Mel and I have it for the PS3. Spent many a two beer night killing zombies and playing poker. I would definitely be willing to buy it for the Xbox if you guys want to play. Been wanting to play through it again anyway.
  16. WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE BEAST (Apologies to Melraz. I branch out from Merle and Waylon sometimes.)
  17. Well normally I'd say I'd join y'all, but I'm hanging out with the BA-DINGer. Bust a couple heads for me. (In case it wasn't clear, Stout, I laughed my ass off at your post....you old dalm s.o.b.)
  18. I got on last night in a last-ditch effort before I started screwing with NAT types, and I loaded into a room of about 19. Didn't seem to have any issues, but I know better than to think my problems are over. Anyway, I took advantage of a pretty full room and decided to check out the CEO business. I had no idea what I was doing. I accepted someone's invitation to join their organization, and all I ended up doing was chasing three green dots on the map. I guess it was other players picking up whatever we were supposed to gather, but I spent 15 minutes following yellow and green lines on the GPS, doing nothing else. Then whatever we were supposed to be doing was over, and I gained RP. I decided to give up and just do what I know.....sticky up cars and drive into the biggest pile of dots I could find. I got a few people doing that, and then realized I was spending more time BA-DING'ing than actually playing, (I know, everyone here is shocked) so I turned it off.
  19. Yeah, the first time I noticed I had that tattoo unlocked, I just thought I must have gotten hammered and developed some sudden racing skill one night. I have it with my second character too because there was a glitchy period where you could practically get out of the car and moonwalk across the finish line and still get a world record. All this race talk reminded me about the glitch in Criminal Records early on that would level you up quickly. I got about 10-15 levels out of that thing. Also on the topic of racing...Stout, you want to get on and do Stairway to Heaven tonight???
  20. I tried to get on last night and kept getting put into rooms by myself. Finally managed to get in a room with one other person. Decided to forget freemode and do Titan of a Job because it's been a while. That failed for one reason or another - can't remember - so I just gave up.
  21. Holy shit - thanks for this info. I had no idea you could turn the blur effect off while scoping. Why the hell is that even the default setting? I'm all for immersion, but I can blur my own vision just fine. *This message is brought to you by the Council for Two Beer
  22. This just in...a Rockstar gamer who goes by the alias of Robert C a.k.a. Bikini McFaceTat terrorized a local harbor today. Witnesses say white dots were simply enjoying a leisurely swim when a large tugboat crept into the docks and suddenly exploded, killing everyone instantly. More at 11.
  23. I'm glad you mentioned this because I was sitting here wracking my brain trying to remember what happened. All I could remember was that I was on something small, and one of you bastards were in something big. I clicked the right stick to check behind me and had approximately negative seconds to react before I got pancaked in the dirt. It was about as bad as the time Dan (I think) and I were doing those motorcycle vs. 18-wheeler missions. Just a total shit show from start to finish. Although my favorite race will always be the Melraz Special - the golf course race set to GTA. It's not a matter of if he gets out of the cart to snipe the fuck out of you, it's when he'll get out of the cart to snipe the fuck out of you. If it ain't that, he's rigged the bridge with enough explosives to take out a tank. Like I don't have enough problems getting across that bridge...
  24. "Babe...I know the baby is teething and all, but you gotta weigh that against the importance of blowing people up with every vehicle imaginable. I have like...a jet ski and a tractor left to go and I've got 'em all. One of the guys even sends me pictures of lady's footwear, so you don't even have to leave the house to shop! See? Even MORE free time! What? Who said anything about alimony?!?"
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