Sex Machine Gun

Well he did the "music playing him off" thing once before, maybe that's how it ends as he goes "that's TV Time, everyone! Enjoy the rest of the show!" Meanwhile, a babyface who barely got to speak is left high and dry.

An easy solution that will never happen is taking care of the corporate side and having final say but not being involved-involved like he is now. That way he can't be in competition with anyone. Besides, I wouldn't be sweating someone booking ROH better if I were him personally. The audience is tiny by comparison to AEW. No one's seeing it. Sure this place is full of people who watch everything but you are super in the bubble to think ROH even crosses the mind of most AEW fans (besides appearances by their champions), let alone fans of other major promotions.

Please don't give them any ideas.

Vince dies before ever stepping into another courtroom. I know that isn't exactly surprising with his age but it'll be the next huge news story because then WWE is going to have to acknowledge it SOMEHOW. A lot more stories would come out too, bet. EDIT: Not just tawdry stories of sexual abuse either, I'm talking other ways money may have been used/misappropriated without reporting like a proper public company is supposed to do. The biggest can of worms has yet to be opened, I feel. I may be no expert in traded companies' inner workings but it always felt like Vince until the last couple of years acted far more as an autocrat than chairman of a corporation.

See, that ISN'T crazy.

Damn autocorrect, now I want to see a Cave Match. I think the last time we saw Show at all was when he got slammed onto a car and vanished forever. Mark Henry's AEW legacy for me will be going "Wowwwww" during CM Punk's return. Oh, I almost forgot! "IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!" They should have been doing that on Dynamite since I never watch the other weekly shows on TV.

https://youtu.be/-ASALoD3OO0?si=caCpEGqVDsNgNIzu This is how I found out Shaq was on some police force. Not sure what's the most absurd idea: this, Steven Seagal "training" police officers, or, to keep this rasslin'-related... STEVE BLACKMAN, BOUNTY HUNTER

Well if they hadn't killed an area in a while, why not Texas.

My understanding is that it is indeed real. Necrosis in his bones or some shit, it's legit.

Now I'm going to be disappointed in the build when this doesn't happen, dammit.

No shit, in my till at work the last two days I've had a gold dollar with James Buchanan on it. They literally ran out of people and things to put on money. What next, a one year run of Warren Harding quarters? I hate being a history major sometimes, it ruins everything.

I blame Flair switching to the wet rat look in the early 2000s. If that wasn't enough of a red flag, surely the patterned suits were.

I actually like it visually, have a bunch of people behind whoever's doing a promo. It'd be killer with buildings which were full to the rafters. Why not just do it in the ring then? I want Deeb to be a bigger deal than she's been too, shame I never saw the Collision promo.

This has been the thing for a few weeks now and I think it's time to end the experiment.

See I'd be off to the side somewhere at a table trying to groove to the song while I had my delicious pizza then look over at what the ruckus was, annoyed that the vibe was killed.

(Hans Moleman voice) ... I was here for the thiccness... I actually didn't watch but what was posted on YouTube and the stuff about having to cut Skye out of the wire. All I could wonder was where exactly she goes now with Julia Hart out. I don't see her fitting with HoB but do think she should stay heel in some form.

That fucking crowd. I can't wait to wake up and watch Saturday morning wrestling at 9:30 local time. They were fuckin' NUCLEAR. No idea what the hell they were doing during the main event talking where suddenly everyone in the background was looking like France had just won the World Cup again but I'll take a hyped crowd 10/10 times unless it's a bunch of smarky neckbeards.

Danielson/Omega remains my favorite AEW match ever. Maybe that'd change with another viewing of Danielson/Ospreay but I don't think it will.

Didn't we already get Danielson/Sabre?

"It is with great sadness that we announce former International Champion Orange Cassidy has been mauled by wolves."

Kind of underwhelming for a go-home show, had some highlights sure but meh. Then again that's pretty much how I'd describe the product as a whole the last 6-8 months. Swerve damn near stomped on the heads of the security dudes when he jumped off the top onto them outside the ring so that was cool.

Okay then, anything before the Daily's era is really fuzzy in my head. Thanks. That old belt then must've looked puny on her. It looked small on Riho for goodness sake!

I think it'd be cool to have it in East Asia but would that ruffle too many feathers to have one in, say, Tokyo? You all know a lot more about the Japanese dynamics and stuff than me. EDIT: Furthermore, did they announce next year's location during the show this year and I missed it? I know Minneapolis was heavily rumored but haven't seen anything since the rumor article.

I spent a legitimate fifteen seconds trying to figure out the thread title from the folder index.

Honestly I totally forgot she was champion once until someone said it a few posts back. That had to have been like, super early in the company's history, Dark Order show ending early.