Elsalvajeloco
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And to go a little further. If he were in tiny dive bars/clubs, struggling to make money and this was happening, I would feel bad.
You wouldn't feel bad because you wouldn't fucking know who he is.
It's not like he is some feature at the Dayton Funny Bone that turned into a viral sensation after one incident. He is the guy Comedy Central basically have spent seven years trying to replicate. Yeah, he is going to be under the microscope regardless.
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Chappelle during his prime (2000-"mid-life crisis") is one of my favorite comedians. Some of the skits on Chappelle's Show will never be touched. But I've never been sympathetic about the "break-down" he had and his subsequent move to Africa. Wahhhh I've reached the pinnacle of my profession that millions dream of attaining and I don't know how to handle the eight figures that my bosses want to pay me Wahhhhh.
You have to look at his bosses though. Unless you're one of the untouchables (Trey and Matt from South Park, Stewart, and now Colbert), they have NO requirement to be loyal to you. Dave probably did not see himself in that category despite the success of the series through two seasons. Look at what Comedy Central did to Katt Williams during the height of his success. He was on the verge of his getting his own Comedy Central series and more specials. Then they pulled the stunt at the Roast of Flava Flav. They treat him shitty before the show, give him no heads up on what other people are going to say, and then give him a script with incendiary racist material targeted toward Flava Flav. Just because Katt gritted his teeth and did it for the money one time doesn't mean that Dave had to over the course of years.
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P&G was really good, due mainly to the performances. Michael Bay still makes shitty movies but this one is definitely not the norm.
Dragged towards the end, but the scene with The Rock and Anthony Mackie in the strip club automatically makes that movie good no matter what.
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Would it be that bad if he made it apart if the act? Like do something like start the show off hollering "Im Rick James bitch!!!" Then say something along the lines of "now that that's outta the way" it's better then getting in a fight with the audience fuck once u give those few fans who are there just for the catchphraseez and whatnot are happy and then the people who are their to watch Chappelle be Chappelle can be happy too.
I think it gets tiresome doing it after awhile. Comedians (and the audience as well) just don't like it when people shout shit unrelated to the routine. Sure, there are some that are willing to go along with. You have comics like Mike Epps and Katt Williams doing their stuff from Next Friday and Friday After Next almost verbatim, but I would think part of that is coercion. I doesn't help that Katt Williams has a history with hecklers worse than Dave probably ever will have. If you're shouting material that is ten years old after comics have worked so hard to craft new material, I doubt the reaction from the comic (especially one that doesn't have anything to lose) would be anything other than volatile. I do agree though that it is extremely funny when people get dressed down for doing it.
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Apparently, Bellator might be trying to pull a fast one and do the King Mo/Newton interim LHW title fight while Attila Vegh is healthy. Bellator refuted those claims by releasing a medical report from April. However, the chief editor of mmarocks.pl and Tomasz Marciniak (two reputable sources for all things Polish/East Euro MMA) have pretty much said that Vegh would be fine to start training for a fight.
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UFC Fight Night 28: Teixeira vs. Bader
September 4, 2013
Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil (Mineirinho Arena)Glover Teixeira (206) vs. Ryan Bader (205) - Teixeira, TKO (punches), R1 (2:55)
Yushin Okami (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186) - Souza, TKO (punches), R1 (2:47)
Joseph Benavidez (126) vs. Jussier Formiga (126) - Benavidez, TKO (punches), R1 (3:07)
Francisco Trinaldo (155) vs. Piotr Hallmann (155) - Hallman, SUB (kimura), R2 (3:50)
Rafael Natal (185) vs. Tor Troeng (185) - Natal, DEC (unanimous)
Marcos Vinicius (126) vs. Ali Bagautinov (125) - Bagautinov, TKO (punches), R3 (3:28)Fox Sports 1 Preliminary Card:
Felipe Arantes (146) vs. Edmílson Souza (146) - Souza, DEC (split)
Lucas Martins (136) vs. Junior Hernandez (135) - Martins, SUB (rear naked choke), R1 (1:10)
João Zeferino (170) vs. Elias Silvério (169) - Silvério, DEC (unanimous)
Keith Wisniewski (170) vs. Ivan Jorge (169) - Jorge, DEC (unanimous)Facebook Preliminary Card:
Yuri Villefort (170) vs. Sean Spencer (171) - Spencer, DEC (split)Event Bonuses ($50,000):
Knockout of the Night: Glover Teixeira
Submission of the Night: Piotr Hallmann
Fight of the Night: Rafael Natal vs. Tor TroengAttendance: 5,126
Rating: 539,000 viewersCancelled Bouts:
Hugo Viana vs. Wilson Reis - Injury to Viana (Knee)
João Zeferino vs. Kenny Robertson - Injury to Robertson
Felipe Arantes vs. Sam Sicilia - Sicilia Withdrew
Keith Wisniewski vs. Marcelo Guimarães - Injury to Guimarães (Elbow)
Johnny Bedford vs. Hugo Viana - Injury to Bedford (Shoulder)
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assunção - Injury to Assunção (Hand)
Godofredo Pepey vs. Sam Sicilia - Injury to Pepey -
If you don't know what you're getting with Mir by now, I don't know what to tell you.
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Make that 4-1 with 3 finishes against wrestlers for Pettis in his Zuffa career
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I am not saying that I would want a theater fire to happen but...
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LIGHTWEIGHT (155LBS/70KG)1.
ANTHONY PETTIS (ROUFUSPORT - MILWAUKEE, WI.)Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USAUFC WORLD LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION (1ST Title Reign - SUB1 BENSON HENDERSON in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on August 31, 2013)RECORD: 17-2 (4-1 UFC, 1-0 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: TJ GRANT (TBA)LAST BOUT: SUB1 BENSON HENDERSON (August 31, 2013)2. BENSON HENDERSON3. GILBERT MELENDEZ4. TJ GRANT5. MICHAEL CHANDLER6. JOSH THOMSON7. GRAY MAYNARD8. NATE DIAZ9. PAT HEALY10. RAFAEL DOS ANJOSFEATHERWEIGHT (145LBS/66KG)1.
JOSÉ ALDO (NOVA UNIÃO - Rio de Janeiro, BR.)Rio de Janeiro, BrazilUFC WORLD FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPION (1ST Title Reign - KO2 MANVEL GAMBURYAN in Broomfield, Colorado, USA on September 30, 2010 in WEC; Promoted to UFC champion on November 20, 2010)RECORD: 23-1 (5-0 UFC, 5-0 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: TBALAST BOUT: TKO4 CHAN SUNG JUNG (August 3, 2013, FIFTH DEFENSE)2. CHAD MENDES3. RICARDO LAMAS4. FRANKIE EDGAR5. CUB SWANSON6. PAT CURRAN7. CLAY GUIDA8. CHAN SUNG JUNG9. DUSTIN POIRIER10. DARREN ELKINSBANTAMWEIGHT (135LBS/61KG)1. RENAN BARÃO (NOVA UNIÃO - Rio de Janeiro, BR.)Rio de Janeiro, BrazilINTERIM UFC WORLD BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION (W5 URIJAH FABER in Calgary, Alberta, Canada on July 21, 2012)RECORD: 32-1, 1 NC (5-0 UFC)NEXT BOUT: EDDIE WINELAND (September 21, 2013)LAST BOUT: SUB4 MICHAEL MCDONALD (February 16, 2013)2. URIJAH FABER3. MICHAEL MCDONALD4. EDDIE WINELAND5. RAPHAEL ASSUNCAO6. SCOTT JORGENSEN7. BRAD PICKETT8. T.J. DILLASHAW9. EDUARDO DANTAS10. BIBIANO FERNANDESWOMEN'S BANTAMWEIGHT (135LBS/61KG)1.
RONDA ROUSEY (TEAM HAYASTAN/GLENDALE FIGHT CLUB - Glendale, CA.)Santa Monica, California, USAUFC WORLD WOMEN'S BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION (1ST Title Reign - SUB1 SARAH KAUFMAN in San Diego, California, USA on August 18, 2012 in Strikeforce; Promoted to UFC champion on December 6, 2012)RECORD: 7-0 (1-0 UFC, 1-0 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: MIESHA TATE (December 28, 2013)LAST BOUT: SUB1 LIZ CARMOUCHE (February 23, 2013, First Defense)2. CAT ZINGANO3. SARAH KAUFMAN4. MIESHA TATE5. ALEXIS DAVIS6. SARA MCMANN7. LIZ CARMOUCHE8. SHAYNA BASZLER9. LAUREN TAYLOR10. SARAH D'ALELIOFLYWEIGHT (125LBS/57KG)1. DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON (AMC PANKRATION - Kirkland, WA.)Kirkland, Washington, USAUFC WORLD FLYWEIGHT CHAMPION (1ST Title Reign - W5 JOSEPH BENAVIDEZ in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on September 22, 2012)RECORD: 18-2-1 (6-1-1 UFC, 3-1 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: TBALAST BOUT: SUB5 JOHN MORAGA (July 27, 2013)2. JOSEPH BENAVIDAZ3. JOHN DODSON4. IAN MCCALL5. JUSSIER DA SILVA6. DARRELL MONTAGUE7. JOHN MORAGA8. JOHN LINEKER9. LOUIS GAUDINOT10. CHRIS CARIASO -
POUND-4-POUND RANKINGS1. JON JONES2. GEORGES ST-PIERRE3. JOSÉ ALDO4. CAIN VELASQUEZ5. CHRIS WEIDMAN6. ANDERSON SILVA7. ANTHONY PETTIS8. DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON9. RENAN BARÃO10. URIJAH FABERHEAVYWEIGHT (265LBS/120KG)1. CAIN VELASQUEZ (AMERICAN KICKBOXING ACADEMY - San Jose, CA.)San Jose, California, USAUFC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION (2ND Title Reign - W5 JUNIOR DOS SANTOS in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA on December 29, 2012)RECORD: 12-1 (10-1 UFC, 3-1 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: JUNIOR DOS SANTOS (October 19, 2013)LAST BOUT: TKO1 ANTONIO SILVA (May 25, 2013, First Defense)2. JUNIOR DOS SANTOS3. FABRICIO WERDUM4. DANIEL CORMIER5. ANTONIO SILVA6. JOSH BARNETT7. TRAVIS BROWNE8. FRANK MIR9. ANTONIO RODRIGO NOGUEIRA10. ALISTAIR OVEREEMLIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT (205LBS/93KG)1. JON JONES (JACKSON'S MMA - Albuquerque, NM.)Endicott, New York, USAUFC WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION (1ST Title Reign - TKO3 MAURICIO RUA in Newark, New Jersey, USA on March 19, 2011)RECORD: 18-1 (12-1 UFC, 6-0 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: ALEXANDER GUSTAFSSON (September 21, 2013)LAST BOUT: TKO1 CHAEL SONNEN (April 27, 2013, Fifth Defense)2. RASHAD EVANS3. PHIL DAVIS4. LYOTO MACHIDA5. DAN HENDERSON6. ALEXANDER GUSTAFSSON7. GLOVER TEIXEIRA8. ANTONIO ROGERIO NOGUEIRA9. CHAEL SONNEN10. MAURICIO RUAMIDDLEWEIGHT (185LBS/84KG)1. CHRIS WEIDMAN (SERRA-LONGO FIGHT TEAM - Long Island, NY.)Garden City, New York, USAUFC WORLD MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION (1ST Title Reign - KO2 ANDERSON SILVA in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA on July 6, 2013)RECORD: 10-0 (6-0 UFC, 1-0 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: ANDERSON SILVA (December 28, 2013)LAST BOUT: KO2 ANDERSON SILVA (July 6, 2013)2. ANDERSON SILVA3. VITOR BELFORT4. RONALDO SOUZA5. YUSHIN OKAMI6. MICHAEL BISPING7. MARK MUNOZ8. LUKE ROCKHOLD9. COSTAS PHILIPPOU10. TIM BOETSCHWELTERWEIGHT (170LBS/77KG)1.
GEORGES ST-PIERRE (TRISTAR GYM - Montreal, Quebec, CAN.)Montreal, Quebec, CanadaUFC WORLD WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION (2ND Title Reign - TKO2 MATT SERRA in Montreal, Quebec, Canada on April 19, 2008)RECORD: 24-2 (18-2 UFC, 10-2 IN UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHTS)NEXT BOUT: JOHNY HENDRICKS (November 16, 2013)LAST BOUT: W5 NICK DIAZ (March 16, 2013, Eighth Defense)2. JOHNY HENDRICKS3. CARLOS CONDIT4. DEMIAN MAIA5. RORY MACDONALD6. MARTIN KAMPMANN7. JAKE ELLENBERGER8. NICK DIAZ9. BEN ASKREN10. JOSH BURKMAN -
In one of the more head-scratching decisions, Brad Furman might replace Oscar Isaac (who dropped out) with JOHN LEGUIZAMO in The Ballad of Pablo Escobar.
Also, Aaron Paul and Sigourney Weaver are going to be in Ridley Scott's Exodus.
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"Don't try to define me!"
Are we in the year 1995?
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Awful career move though.
Quite an understatement.
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In Zuffa, he is 3-1 with 2 finishes against wrestlers. I am not sure why they would need to hide him just because Guida won. If you win the belt, you're going to be facing every type of fighter.
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Was it his kids or grandkids? I was actually looking at a list last week with the exact same subject matter and it said that it was actually for his grandkids.
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Do you work for them? Because you've literally only commented in here when we've talked about the FS channels. Having two FS channels is completely ridiculous. Nobody can make a solid argument for that FS2 channelThat article from Arnold is pretty misinformed (as is par for the course for him, it appears). Regis' show isn't "averaging" 29K viewers - it bottomed out at 29K. And judging a new network after a week and a half of programming, before their college football and basketball live events have even begun, is fucking retarded. Weekly cards aren't going to happen because ratings are shitty after 12 days. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Did anyone give a shit about Fight Master at all?
I stopped watching after four episodes.
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The Michigan Film Office has just officially announced that the upcoming Superman/Batman movie will shoot in Michigan. The film, from director Zack Snyder, brings together the two most iconic Super Heroes of all time – Superman and Batman – for the first time on the big screen. Production on the new film is expected to begin in metro Detroit and throughout Michigan sometime in the first quarter of 2014. Snyder is co-writing the story with David S. Goyer, who is writing the screenplay. Charles Roven and Deborah Snyder are producing the film, which will star Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Amy Adams, Laurence Fishburne and Diane Lane.
“This project will further strengthen the reputation of Michigan and metro Detroit as a premier film destination,” said Margaret O’Riley, director of the Michigan Film Office. “We look forward to the spotlight shining on our incredibly talented workforce and the businesses that support our film industry here in Michigan.”
“Detroit is a great example of a quintessential American city, and I know it will make the perfect backdrop for our movie,” stated filmmaker Zack Snyder. “Detroit and the entire state of Michigan have been fantastic collaborators, and we are looking forward to working together on this film.”
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Dana said after the show that Wanderlei is out until January, and Chael is adamant about fighting on 11/16. If there was ever a trap fight for Chael, it would be Phil Davis.
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Forget Efron for a minute. Getaway, which comes out Friday, has Ethan Hawke teaming up with Selena Gomez to take down Jon "DID THE CHECK CLEAR?" Voight. Not surprisingly, it currently has 0% on Rotten Tomatoes with six reviews at the moment.
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It happens more times than it should happen.
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I wouldn't rule that as a co-main event even without weekly cards.
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Pettis vs. Henderson I has been uploaded to the UFC YouTube account as of 30 minutes ago.
Dave Chappelle: Stil Crazy After All These Years
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I doubt he knows that and the info would stop him from making asinine replies.