Technico Support
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Fans fat shaming Matt Hardy is lolsome when, sight unseen, I can guarantee he was in better shape than most of the crowd.
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Can we sticky an all purpose "Hardy Boyz Dumpster Fire Thread" on the main page and move all posts to there?
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16 hours ago, Michael Sweetser said:
Better to watch the Young Bucks' dad work a parking sign than to see the Young Bucks try to work a match.
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10 hours ago, Greggulator said:
Does the condo association know Matt has all of that stuff carved into the lawn next to the 16th hole?
LOL! I don't think there's any strict enforcement of anything in that part of NC as evidenced by Jeff dirt biking on actual roads.
I don't know what Matt's accent is supposed to be since it goes back and forth between Madonna's fake English accent, something vaguely Jamaican and Dave Chappelle as Prince.
The Hardys are the definition of hillbilly new money. Awesome, beautiful mansion with a glorified quonset hut out back. Really nice house with a dirt bike jump built 10 feet away. Jeff does get points for not having an above-ground pool, though.
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18 minutes ago, Greggulator said:
This is a stunningly perfect example of why the WWE has actual writers crafting their television.
It's not a zero-sum game. Yes, WWE has actual writers, but the verbiage they come up with is so stilted and unrealistic that I find myself looking for the puppeteer's hands up the wrestlers' asses during promos. The best of both worlds would be: don't have a bloated staff of failed sitcom writers following the whims of a mad septuagenarian AND don't have wrestlers do stupid vignettes unless they've had some actual acting experience. The Hardys' skit here is a perfect storm of shit, poorly conceived and executed, but better writers wouldn't have helped. Hell, half of Matt's lines actually sound like the overdone shit you'd hear on any Monday night.
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Dustin's Cross Colors leather jacket is the most 90's thing. God Damn.
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I just can't believe they cleared the meth lab out of their warehouse just to shoot that vignette. That's some serious commitment to their craft.
The Hardys are up there in that category, "guys WWE let go and never signed again, and it didn't make sense at the time, but now it totally does." The Kurt Angle Category, to be more succinct.
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Close. it's actually "depiction of lesbian on Cena's pants sends AJ into blind rage"
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Oh definitely. I loved the Matt Facts, his MFer Shannon Moore, the Monster Magnet theme song, all that. Absolutely his career apex.
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I kept waiting for the rawdogging to start because that acting was porn-level bad.
Guys guys remember when Matt was suspended/fired from WWE, or maybe injured, I can't remember, after the Edge/Lita stuff first came to light and we kept hearing that he'd shot his own vignettes and written his own awesome angle that we'd never get to see? Like he'd totally recreated his character? And then it turned out to be that corny "Angelic Diablo" shit? Good times. Good times.
On a side note, I find gauged ears to be fucking gross. That video needed a trigger warning.
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I think it looks like Dermot Mulroney
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"Brock Lesnar can be on either show because we're afraid to tell him otherwise"
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Watching AMC, I always see commercials for "Turn" and "Hell on Wheels" despite having never met anyone who watches these shows and never reading about any sort of critical acclaim. How are these programs still on? Are they part of some elaborate tax dodge scheme?
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12 hours ago, Raziel403 said:
Kingsford?
Amateur.
All natural lump charcoal or nothing
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Smackdown should go back to this theme
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I hope WWE can track down this young up and comer from the FCW days. Whatever happened to him?
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15 minutes ago, Smelly McUgly said:
So, if I called 423-GET-FAME, would there be an easter egg recording including Famous B, or would I just be bothering some poor bastard in Tennessee? Does anyone know?
I just tried it. It's a prerecorded message form Famous B himself.
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Joey Ryan billing himself as being from Reseda instead of his usual Hollywood has to be a PWG shout-out, right?
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Ah, the old "put the money mark on the card" trick. It warms my heart to see old fashioned carny shit in 2016.
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Crab cakes without Old Bay? That is revolting.
From Nick's description, I can only conclude that Johnny Crab Cakes is MCW's money mark.
EDIT: Damn, there are a good deal of Baltimore peeps here. I live in suburban DC now but I grew up in East Baltimore, bouncing around and living in Fell's Point (since redistricting, where I lived is now "Butcher's Hill" but usually referred to as "Northern Canton" by people trying to sell their homes), Highlandtown and Greektown.
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I'm getting a "Wu Tang Financial" vibe from Black Wallstreet. If they don't refer to Smith barney as a bunch of old bitches, I'll be disappointed.
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HAHA nope. I mentioned earlier in the thread, that was pitched in the original brand split and Dunn himself nixed it.
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Thanks for the warning. Sad, delusional never-was attention whore talking about his supposed greatness for 40 minutes? Pass.
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"I need more time to dedicate to my blog."
Jesus Christ.
Sometimes I just want to nuke the Internet from orbit.
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JUNE 2016 WRESTLING PHOTO THREAD
in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
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The first sentence of #2 is Trump-esque. Point #4 is awesome in its old-timey quaintness.