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  1. Hunter's favorite thing in the world, Money in the Bank returns.  This time from the ScotiaBank Arena in Toronto! 

    Did you know that at current exchange rates, every Money In The Bank briefcase won in Canada is worth 3/4 of one won in the States? 

     

    THE CARD~!

    LUCHAS DE APUESTAS* MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - Damien Priest (c) vs. Seth F. Rollins

    FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Sami Zayn (c) vs. Bron Breakker

    MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH - Jey Uso vs. Andrade vs. Carmelo Hayes vs. Chad Gable vs. LA Knight vs. Drew McIntyre 

    WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH - Iyo Sky vs. Chelsea Green vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Tiffany Straton vs. Naomi vs. Zoey Stark

    The Bloodline (Sikoa / Tonga / Fatu) vs. Randy Orton & Kevin Owens & Cody Rhodes

     

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    * - If Priest wins, Rollins may never challenge Priest for the WHC again.  If Rollins wins, Priest must leave Judgement Day.  Winner (barring a cash in) will face GUNTHER at SummerSlam. 

     

  2. Apparently the cop who arrested Timberlake earlier this week was so young, he literally did not know who he was.  

    Timberlake, according to the report, complained "This is going to ruin my tour."  When the cop asked "What [fuckin']* tour?"  JT responded "My WORLD tour!"  

    🙂 

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    * - While not in the report, I'm positive a 22 year old Suffolk County cop would have added that lyrical flourish. 

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  3. Her name is Yoshimi, she's a black belt in karate. Working for the city, she has to discipline her body.

    Well we're another week closer to Forbidden Door and time to fight to see who else gets on the show!

    Cause she knows that it's demanding, to defeat those evil machines. I know she can beat them!

    Here's what's on tap tonight:

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    Oh Yoshimi they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots defeat me....

    Such a shame the Acclaimed are jobbing on Juneteenth.  Oh well, at least MJF is back to curse on live TV!

    Enjoy the week!

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  4. Justin Timberlake was arrested yesterday for a DUI in the Hamptons.  And let's just say, if you're as rich/famous as JT is and in the damned Hamptons, you need to be fucking *egregious* with your intoxication for them to have actually arrested him. 

    Britney keeps on winning.  ❤️

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  5. 3 minutes ago, StuntmanCrowley said:

    I think if they didn't do the anticlimatic Otis turn(unless there is more to it in the weeks ahead), there is money is a Otis/Gable feud over the title, while Bron can continue to be pushed towards the top of the card.

    Yeah, but Otis/Gable doesn't need the IC title to sell it.  Bron needs a reason to go after Sami, and the IC belt is a pretty good reason.  

    And if Gable ends up grabbing the case, Otis can be a constant thorn in his side. Or better yet, if Otis costs him the briefcase, then there's your SummerSlam opener. 

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  6. For those who aren't baseball peeps, the NY Mets have been terrible this season.  Last week they had Grimace out to throw the first pitch of a game and are now 6-0 since.  NY is fully embracing Grimace-anity.... 

    Except...

    This clip btw should provide you with all the ammunition you need to defend this as an objectively Good Thing.

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  7. Yankees... The good news is Gerrit Cole is making his season debut on Wednesday. 

    The bad news is Anthony Rizzo is out at least 4-6 weeks with a broken arm.

  8. I've got the brains, you've got the looks... Let's make lots of money!

    We're back from Scotland and that dastardly evil CM Punk cost Drew McIntyre the title when the spur in his shoulder acted up. 😞   Oh well!  We turn the page to Money in the Bank! 

    I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks... ask yourself this question, do you want to be rich?

    So, we've got MitB qualifiers tonight, along with a sure to be furiously angry Drew, a furiously horny Dominick, and to top it all off....  time to say Howdy to a new friend!

    Oh, there's a lot of opportunities... if you know when to take them, you know?

    Enjoy the week!

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  9. Oh boy, this may be the tip of an iceberg...

    MLB umpire Pat Hoiberg is being disciplined for violating gambling rules.

    Their statement says there's no evidence that his actions influenced any game he worked, but "discipline was warranted."

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