Dolfan in NYC
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Phoenix is going to offer Devin Booker a 2/150(!) extension.
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8 hours ago, Bustronaut said:
Evans and Parker are both to give the dominant champ an opportunity to lose the title without actually getting pinned.
That's actually funny you say that, because I think Evans is probably a better choice to win the Men's match since both Trick and Oba are essentially ready to move up.
Anyway, the card is set and looks pretty solid.
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1 hour ago, Technico Support said:
I enjoyed harder Pumpkins stuff like Zero and Bullet with Butterfly Wings more than morose songs like Today and Disarm. Then again, I thought Broken was worlds better than Pretty Hate Machine, if we’re talking 90s alternative hot takes.
Hot take.... "Eye" is a top 5 SP song.
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On 4/3/2025 at 12:21 PM, RIPPA said:
M3GAN 2.0
I am not putting this in the Horror thread. Just watch the trailer, you will understand why
Not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but Universal might as well say they think their audiences have the brains of hummingbirds. They're partnering with Meta for an app to be used while you watch the movie to create a "second screen experience". Because you know, nothing's better than sitting in a dark theater and see everyone's bright ass screens.
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/meta-second-screen-theater-tech-m3gan-rerelease-1236364712/
Alamo Drafthouse has already said they will not, under any circumstances, participate in this.
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And lastly, because people are asking on Twitter and it finally got back to him.... Chris Grier has said Miami is not pursuing a trade of Tyreek.
If they were, the price would be two 1's. (Hopefully Las Vegas is listening and ponies up.)
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Bold of them to assume the 2028 Olympics will happen in the United States, but...
Dodger Stadium has been announced as the host for all baseball events.
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It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I sing with inflection. That makes you feel I'll convey, some inner truth or vast reflection...
Well, life continues under the brutal regime that AEW now has at its head. Yes, who will be the one to defeat the wicked and evil champion... of course I'm referring to Timeless Toni Storm. Because as the other threads prove, the Death Riders are the best thing in wrestling since Sliced Bread (#2!)
But I've said nothing so far. And I can keep it up for as long as it takes... And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doing my job, it's your resolve that breaks.
So, what happened last week? MJF wants friends all of a sudden? I mean, that didn't work out so well last time.
Also, the Young Bucks want to be friends to the Death Riders? Hmm... that's - as the kids say - Sus. (Though it would be hilarious if they inadvertently turned the DR face because, you know, The Jackson brothers.)
Meanwhile on the other show... Boy howdy, Schiavone really was feeling his oats until... you know, consequences almost happened.
Man... don't talk about someone's kids unless you want your neck compressed.
Because the Hook brings you back, I ain't tellin' you no lie... The Hook brings you back... On that you can rely!
This week... Trios titles! Osperay/Konesuke in a pairing that shouldn't rhyme but does! And Mercedes vs. Athena will have you over the Moon! AND COLLISION ON THURSDAY! (YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF EASTER FAMILY OBLIGATIONS THAT EASY PAL!)
(A *deeply* angry, meta song about songwriting that somehow became a hit. The 90s man... what an odd time.)
Enjoy the week!
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Derek Carr is apparently dealing with an injury. (Yes, again.)
Rappaport is saying that 2025 is very much in jeopardy for Carr as he may be getting surgery.
New Orleans is either:
a) Stupid. As they re-worked his deal this off-season, which indicates they expected Derek to be ready when the season began
b) Stupid. Since the draft is next week, they're basically waving the flag saying "Anyone interested in Sherdur Sanders better trade up" and trying to improve their value at #9
c) Stupid. Because even if this is a bluff, they have Spencer Rattler on the bench and indicating they're drafting Sanders doesn't really make sense as they've got much bigger needs.
I'm sure there are plenty of other things they are, but these leap to mind.
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13 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:
Paige Bueckers was the #1 overall selection in the WNBA Draft. So unfortunately, she will be a Dallas Wing
The quoted tweet is from 2013.
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Oh, and I know you probably just got it all set back up, but you should find your fainting couch again....
KeithMatt Tkachuk is "in line" to be available for Game 1 of the first round.
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Jalen Ramsey and the Dolphins are 'mutually seeking a trade.'
Oh, right.... Also, Tyreek Hill got arrested in a (mutual?) domestic violence rap at his Miami Beach condo. The NFL is requesting the 911 tape, so....
*sigh*
It's time for the return of everyone's favorite gimmick:
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Counterpoint, everyone who played in the NHL back then had Benoit-level CTE.
So maybe it's okay to give them another day or two before they skate and hit each other at 200 kmph.
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Seth's outfit looked like someone with CTE was trying to recreate his Shield look from memory
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Paige Bueckers was the #1 overall selection in the WNBA Draft. So unfortunately, she will be a Dallas Wing
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Dude is gonna end up playing for the University of Alaska at this rate.
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4 minutes ago, odessasteps said:
Was that at Soldier Field?
nah, just a pick up game at Lincoln Park.
(yes, it was at Soldier Field)
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Btw, the Chicago Fire set a new MLS attendance record as over 62000 saw them draw 0-0 with Inter Miami.
Messi hit the posts twice during the game.
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Credit to him for being arrogant enough to think he can take on twenty living embodiments of NBA Twitter/Reddit. OTOH... lol Skip
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Oh right. NXT is having *their* biggest show of the year too. See who loses and shows up on Raw or Smackdown next week!
Live from Las Vegas/Paradise, NV, it's an Edward James Olmos movie!
THE CARD~
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP - Oba Femi (c) vs. Trick Williams vs. Je'Von Evans
FATAL 4 WAY MATCH FOR THE NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - Stephanie Vaquer (c) vs. Giulia vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Jaida Parker
FOR THE MEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Ricky Saints (c) vs. Ethan Page
FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - Nathan Frazier & Axiom (c) vs. Hank & Tank (Walker / Ledger)
LADDER MATCH FOR THE VACANT WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Zaria vs. Kelani Jordan vs. Sol Ruca vs. Izzi Dame vs. Lola Vice vs. Thea Hale
†FATAL 4 WAY MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - Meta-Four (Jackson / Legend) vs. Fatal Influence (Henley, Jayne, or Nyx) vs. Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs. Cora Jade & Roxanne Perez
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† - Pre-show match
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On 4/1/2025 at 4:42 PM, Dolfan in NYC said:
Katie Strang from the Athletic is reporting that Pat McAfee amplified a completely untrue rumor about a girl at Ole Miss who has subsequently had her life 'destroyed.'
This was during a segment with Adam Schefter talking about Jaxson Dart. The girl in question allegedly cheated on Dart with his father and though she is never mentioned by name, McAfee left more than enough breadcrumbs to identify her.
She's been harrassed, SWAT'ed, etc. etc. Just awful stuff.
I'm not sure why other than "they're abjectly stupid", but Barstool apparently decided to amplify these rumors. And she's now lawyered up and suing fucking everybody.
So, if you ever want to see 3/4 of the Barstool chuds apologizing like little children, this was your week.
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1 hour ago, twiztor said:
where does everyone think he's headed? AEW?
Supposedly he's been in the WWE's crosshairs for a decade.
That said, he's 42, and they already have Bronson Reed.
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Card has been updated. Only thing left really is who will face Randy IF he has a match.
Like I said on the Discord though...
Jey better hope his match against Gunther is first, because otherwise... middle of night 1... he's fucking toast.
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Waitin', watchin' the clock, It's four o'clock, it's got to stop. Tell him, "Take no more"...
I don't know about you, but whatever cocktail of creatine, HGH, and cocaine Bron is on, it's ... correct.
Carlito better be wearing a neck brace for the rest of the year.
...She practices her speech. As he opens the door, she rolls over... Pretends to sleep as he looks her over.
Over on Smackdown... LONG~ TERM~ STORYTELLING~
She lies and says she's in love with him. Can't find a better man... She dreams in color, she dreams in red. Can't find a better man...
Before the festivities really kick off on Friday though... one last time to set the table! Raw tonight:
You know Mania is right around the corner if both Roman and Cena are going to be on free tv. Or streaming. Or cable... look whatever.
("She lies and says she's in love with him." God damn, Eddie wrote some fucking devastating lines back in the day.)
Enjoy your Mania Week!
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Just an utter disaster of a season. But at least it has brought the death of "Heat Culture".
Just hoping once this one and done is through, we'll draft Paige Bueckers to replace Scary Terry.
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