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Craig H

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  1. Like shit. It was barely featured until the end. That was my other problem. The big race obviously doesn't occur until the end, but all of them look so identical that it's hard to make out who is who. There's a sweet ass sweet Shelby Mustang, but if you're a car nut, you've seen that many times over. The big one is the super, super, super gorgeous Koenigsegg Ageras, which has been featured on Top Gear, among other places.

  2. So, Javy Baez annihilated another baseball last night:

     

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    This one went about 450 feet into center field. That makes 5 for him in 38 at bats, tying him for the spring training lead. His bat speed and power are RIDICULOUS. I would really like to see Theo be a little flexible and bring him up out of spring training, but his defense is going to be suspect.

     

    Still, if Javy Baez is starting for the Cubs, I'm more likely to buy some tickets this year.

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    Retiring Bryan from our best wrestler tournament because too many people think he's the best wrestler is probably the worst idea I've ever heard. All you'd be doing is setting up a paper champion. LEGITIMACY is the only thing holding March Madness together.

     

    It's less that and more an acknowledgment of his awesomeness, along with recognition that everyone else is playing for second place.

     

     

    Did people want UCLA to be prohibited from being in the NCAA tournament during their historic run? Or the Boston Celtics?

  4. So...Need for Speed was a movie. My girlfriend summed it up best saying "It was so terrible, but I also loved it for how dumb and ridiculous it was." I felt the same. It's really ham fisted for the majority of the movie and there sometimes isn't the greatest feeling for speed when these cars are going close to 200 MPH. What really got me was how fucking short everyone in the movie was. Not like it's a big deal, but I couldn't stop fixating on how no one in the movie was close to 6' tall.

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    I have to believe people voting for Cesaro are just people tired of Bryan winning, which is sad, because it really just means they have no faith in Cesaro and are poor fans.

     

    I gave my reasons in my post. They have nothing to do with being "tired of Bryan winning" and everything to do with me enjoying Cesaro more this year. 

     

     

    It's sad that people can't see that I'm goofing around. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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    O yeah..

    The big spin is a stupid, crowd-pandering spot that has no place in a heels offense. The jerky camera bullshit makes it even worse.

    All spots are technically stupid and crowd pandering.

    But I concede on his fucking shiny head. Jesus Christ, I never noticed how blinding that shit is.

     

     

    Be nice. Those of us with shaved heads get a little bit of chrome dome going. Some more than others.

  7. Cesaro works the mat better. Cesaro strikes better.

     

    Nope and nope.

     

     

     

    Cesaro in control is about twenty million times more interesting than Bryan throwing shitty kicks. 

     

    You mean the shitty kicks that actually connect and consistently look painful? Are you talking about CM Punk or something?

     

     

     

    Cesaro got a smarky "hey let's chant random stuff" crowd to care about a Santino match.

     

    So what? Bryan constantly captivates the audience. What, we should give Cesaro a fucking cookie because he could do the same?

     

     

     

    Cesaro carried Bo Dallas and Kofi Kingston to really, really good matches. 

     

    Yeah, Bryan never brings anyone to really good matches. He's only gotten the very best performances out of Orton who has been dead weight at times this past year.

     

     

     

    Cesaro deadlifts people.

     

    Well whoop-de-fucking-doo. Hey y'all, Daniel Bryan is the hotness, but Cesaro deadlifts dudes, so vote for him instead. Really compelling argument.

     

     

     

     Meanwhile Bryan relies on cliche comebacks and cheesy mannerisms to get heat which is probably the only thing he's better at than Cesaro.

     

    You're out of your fucking mind.

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