Johnny Sorrow
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All that powder Hogan throws around in this WAR GAMES must be left over blow from the booking meeting where they came up with this shitty match. "Kamala's never smelled anything like that!" is the best line ever, I'll give it that.
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Cesaro's the fucking man.
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If Parker shit his pants, you couldn't see it. Looked like he pissed himself, though.
Holy fuck, Hogan, Sting, Luger, Savage vs. Shark, Kamala, Zodiac, and Meng. This stinks. And looking ahead, it's just gonna keep on sucking, including the one that turned me off the NWO/ WCW.
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Would bringing in a disgruntled veteran tag team of Kid Kash and Christian York be the worst idea ever? Sure, they're close to the end of their careers and I wouldn't put them anywhere near the main event. But I think they still have something to offer. And the ROH roster is in desperate need of some veteran leadership.
One of my favorite things about ROH back in the day, was that they had guys who were vets like Carnage Crew who weren't "Indy Workrate Darlings".
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Jim Ross has seen a lot of car wrecks olong the highway with bodies everywhere, apparently. DA vs Sting's Squadron, is fucking great. Windham dropping Arn headfirst between the rings is a killer spot. You got Madusa on the top of the cage with Sting, Paul E's written down gameplan, it's bloody as hell, (Shit, Dustin, Arn, and Austin look like the cover of an Apter mag from 82), the crowd is molten, Madusa taping up Eaton's hand before he goes in, Arn's white trunks stained red with blood, Nikita sacrificing himself to save Sting and then Sting and Nikita high fiving and hugging to show that Nikita is truly a good guy again, the ring and ropes getting torn apart and Larry using the iron as a weapon, Jesus Christ this rules, even if Jesse is edited out.
Edit: Man, the 93 one with Shockmaster, Harlem Heat, and Davey Boy sucks outside of Dustin and Vader's opening part. Oh and Sid screaming "WE DEMAND SATISFACTION!"
OK, Dusty just said that Col. Parker actually shit his pants after the Nasty Boys hit him stiff in the next one and that you can see it. I've seen this one a lot, but now I have to watch and see if that's true cause I never noticed that before.
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Pro wres needs to appeal to dudes like me.
Muscle- Bears?
Back to WAR GAMES, Holy shit. does Sid almost kill Pillman. It's funny, cause before this one Dusty's talking about how at this time WCW was being run by corporate suits that watered down WAR GAMES, and then the next match is bloody as fuck and brutal. The only shitty part is El Gigante storming in to tell the ref to end it. And then he carries away Pillman like Rocky carrying away Frank N Furter. It is cool to finally see the heels win a WAR GAMES.
Oh, Dangerous Alliance time now.
And I never got the whole "Submit or surrender" tagline. What's the fucking difference?
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I picked up the new WAR GAMES DVD set last week and I'm just getting around to watching it., now that I'm back to a nocturnal schedule doing DJ/ Kareoke gigs after getting fucked out of my day job. It's pretty awesome. They interview Dusty between all the matches, and he's always great. I sort of fast forwarded the first two since I've seen them both a hundred times. Then they include the first Tower of Doom match, and the best part of that was Precious' tits. I had never actually seen the third Horsemen one with Windham and it's fucking killer.
You do have to laugh at the idea of The Horsemen having JJ back in the ring for the third one.
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I called Jarvis becoming Ultron years ago. And let's all mark out at the idea of a live version of "Ultron...we would have words with thee."I'm still pulling for Ultron to be a J.A.R.V.I.S. heel turn."You never listen to me Tony. Now do you hear me?"
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Mark Henry is Kahless. God of the Klingons
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Just tweeted by NPH (for the How I Met Your Mother Watchers)
That's fucking great.
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I've been a fan of Marc Maron since I saw him on HBO almost 20 years ago, and his "WTF" podcast is fucking great. He's one of the best interviewers out there and can get a great show out of guests you'd think might not be that funny or interesting. His interview with Micheal Keaton was hilarious, and his one with Mel Brooks was fantastic. Really, everything is really good.
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Big John Studd
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Jericho put over two guys tonight on his way out. And it could only have happened because he
1. Embarrassed Ryback
2. Beat Axel previously
The booking that people were shitting on wound up making perfect sense.
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Mark Henry and The Uso's cleaning house on the Shield was fucking awesome. I marked out, no pun intended.
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Preacher is my favorite comic book ever by a long shot, but it should be done as an animated series, ala HBO's Spawn cartoon.
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I liked Cyclops and Wolverine. Granted, I was growing up reading both the 60's X-Men books and the Claremont/ Byrne stuff. I liked every character, they were all cool.
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Every comic fan's bumped into them. "Oh hey! I love comics yeah. Venom and the Spawn are awesome. Once I saw these awesome real wolverine claws in a magazine. I read this comic where he killed like sixty ninjas. What do you think about a skull tattoo?"
Reprobates.
As a guy who's been a comics collector since 1975, lived at conventions as a young teen, and remained a collector up until about 7 years ago....that's the attitude that makes me hate comic book fans. The fact that anyone thinks that ANY comic book is cool should be a thing to celebrate. That's the opportunity to say, "Hey, you'd probably dig this." and hand them an issue of Judge Dredd from the 80's, not look down at them.
And the initial Venom story from Amazing 299-300 was awesome.
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Between this and Sam Roberts interview with Orton, I think we can agree that shoot interviews should be done by professional radio guys and not the awful clowns like RF, Highspots, etc.Ok. So I already put this in the catch-all thread, but it needs to be in here. Incredible interview covering everything and everyone from Owen to Cesaro. He talks about studying Bam Bam and Vader, driving Yokozuna around, hanging up on Vince, etc etc etc. At around the 57 minute mark he mentions that he wants to be known as one of the 10 best big men of all time. I wish he could see us throwing his name around in the top 5.
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I loved Heyman and Punk's take on the Hopper/ Walken scene from True Romance.
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At first Jericho/ RVD was like a fine legends match from an Indy, but then they gelled and figured out how to work w/ each other again but at their age , and it got really good.
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And if you haven't seen this yet, you should as it might make you realize that Orton isn't the same guy he was 8 years ago.
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The one he works at.
And
1. It was a joke.
2. Looking at the pic on my phone all I saw was "big heels", and that = stripper shoes.
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I love that his daughter is wearing stripper shoes and his boy is wearing one of his Dad's old suits
Paul's kids at the Arena.
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ITT We resume arguing about MAN OF STEEL
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