Johnny Sorrow
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He's cutting promos at the crowd during matches, pretty much started it on SD last week. All part of him "getting crazier". I missed the DJ bit, but if you mimed me when I was a DJ it'd be a guy leaning over a table bored and occasionally walking over to a dressing room door to tell Deja she's next.What the fuck was with Orton tonight? He mimed being a DJ at one point, then yelled a bunch of gibberish after the DDT. It was strange.
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He actually just figured out how to a diving forward roll. So now he's being Eddie.
Well, I'll do the job tomorrow. I mean to be fair, He's beat me more times than Snuka's beaten Metal Maniac.
Just because you're working hurt doesn't give you an excuse to just phone in the finish....and now you're on a messageboard no selling your own nephew?Man, RAW was fucking great tonight. That Real Americans/ Sheamus and Christian match was fucking killer, Orton/ Cena was really good, shit I only had to fast forward through the Divas tag. Everything else was great. And I liked the Outlaws getting out ribbed by Betty.
During the Americans tag my little three year old nephew came downstairs to say goodnight and wanted to "wrestle" like we do. Basically, I lay down and he jumps over me or on me. Then I miss a big splash and he jumps on me again for the three count. I couldn't cause I hurt my side at work, so I say to him, "I can't, I have an owwie." Just then Sheamus kicks Jack in the face and the little guy says, "Oooh, now HE'S got an owwie!"
That's some pretty selfish shit right there.
Sell the missile dropkick. He'll be a darling on here in no time.
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Well, I'll do the job tomorrow. I mean to be fair, He's beat me more times than Snuka's beaten Metal Maniac.Man, RAW was fucking great tonight. That Real Americans/ Sheamus and Christian match was fucking killer, Orton/ Cena was really good, shit I only had to fast forward through the Divas tag. Everything else was great. And I liked the Outlaws getting out ribbed by Betty.
During the Americans tag my little three year old nephew came downstairs to say goodnight and wanted to "wrestle" like we do. Basically, I lay down and he jumps over me or on me. Then I miss a big splash and he jumps on me again for the three count. I couldn't cause I hurt my side at work, so I say to him, "I can't, I have an owwie." Just then Sheamus kicks Jack in the face and the little guy says, "Oooh, now HE'S got an owwie!"
Just because you're working hurt doesn't give you an excuse to just phone in the finish....and now you're on a messageboard no selling your own nephew?
That's some pretty selfish shit right there.
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Johnny and Gregg should run a hyper positive Goofus and Gallant podcast gimmick.
Nah, It'd have to be some negative nelly and one of us.
"Goofus can't enjoy a fun wrestling show with great matches, and bitches online like a creep"
"Gallant enjoys a good show, and when he doesn't enjoy a show..he moves on with a smile."
What I want to know is who's the creepy weird puppet family from Highlights. They always freaked me the fuck out.
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Man, RAW was fucking great tonight. That Real Americans/ Sheamus and Christian match was fucking killer, Orton/ Cena was really good, shit I only had to fast forward through the Divas tag. Everything else was great. And I liked the Outlaws getting out ribbed by Betty.
During the Americans tag my little three year old nephew came downstairs to say goodnight and wanted to "wrestle" like we do. Basically, I lay down and he jumps over me or on me. Then I miss a big splash and he jumps on me again for the three count. I couldn't cause I hurt my side at work, so I say to him, "I can't, I have an owwie." Just then Sheamus kicks Jack in the face and the little guy says, "Oooh, now HE'S got an owwie!"
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Did Road Dogg attempt to slip Betty White a roofie?
No, it was the old Visine in your drink rib that gives someone the shits. Since Betty was there to promote her practical joke show, the Outlaws thought they'd rib her but she turned the tables on them.
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The only AOW podcasts I avoid are the ones with people currently under contract with WWE or TNA as I feel there is going to be a lot of ass kissing and carny bullshit as to not step on anyone's toes.
Other than Zach Ryder's, I can't think of another WWE guy that did a bad podcast with him. The Curt Hawkins one was really good
I didn't like The Miz one at all. He completely lost me when he started to say wrestler, and then corrected himself and said superstar instead. Drop the corporate speak for just one minute.This isn't an interview you are doing with the New Yorker. It is supposed to be a chat with your buddy.
Miz only did that at the beginning of the interview, though. When Cabana told him they were recording, Miz went into character/ corporate guy and then Colt said "Don't do that" and Miz quit it.
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Cabana always mentions how he's "not a music guy" and that baffles me. It blows my mind that people are out there who don't have music they enjoy and are fans of.
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Well why not? One thing people complain about nowadays is guys not getting a sustained effort from management to make new stars.
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Right, but he didn't and it isn't 2016. He wasn't pushed strong consistently until a few years after 96. I get what you mean but it hasn't been that long.
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JTU was actually a good kid away from the boards. He'd help me out on my old internet radio show by finding me songs that listeners would request and sending them to me on the air basically being my producer. We'd talk and all and he was just a teenage kid who acted a certain way on boards but was a nice kid in real life. I actually kinda got him into the Dead and the scene and he was out going to shows and shit getting into the live music scene. I haven't talked to him in 7 years, but I hope he's ok.
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20 years?I don't want to get into a whole debate about HHHs drawing ability but the difference between HHH and everyone else mentioned (Cena, Austin, Hogan, Rock...even Punk) is there is at least the perception that these performers were draws, massively over and earned/deserved their spots. Therefore there was a logical business reason why they were on top and heavily protected.
There's a perception ( which I admit I agree with) that HHH is a product of being booked strong for almost twenty years straight. And given how he's currently been booked for the last 6 months as the top heel on the roster I'm still waiting to hear the crowd treat him like one.
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I'm sorry, but them dropping to a Sherri's Berries read in the middle of Chavo and Chris being incredibly emotional and heart wrenching talking about Benoit in part two made me laugh out loud.
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The first one at 17 ruled cause it was such a surprise . I don't even remember the second one.The two Hunter entrances with Motorhead were awesome
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To ride on that, my favorite is Piper, Orndorff, and Orton at Maina 1. The full bagpipe color guard coming down in that old school aisle was just a madhouse of chaos.
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Man, when I was a kid LEGOS were just blocks with no themes. These kids today....
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Yep. I absolutely adore The Shadow, it's not perfect but it's so damn much fun.Best comic movie: The Shadow
Cranston and Khan talking suit style (and world domination) over Chinese food is the best.
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I can see that going both ways. One, "He's your king" crazy gibberish or two, indeed, a hint at a reveal of HHH being behind the Wyatts. But before the last week, there was nothing at all besides speculation. Like this speculation that Punk was gonna job to HHH at Mania that has somehow become a "fact" that people are basing discussions on.
I got the impression Harper was hinting at it during tonight's promo.They actually haven't done one tiny bit of insinuating that the Wyatts work for HHH previously. All fan speculation thus far.
"What you three fail to realize is that he has always been your king."
BTW, I'm adoring the whole "WWE doesn't do long term subtle storytelling except when they do " mentality I've been seeing. It's precious.
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I loved how the Punk chanters all stopped with Punk chants to go WOO WOO WOO for the Ryder boot spot before going back to being the weird guys that people with families there were making sure they're kids weren't too near.
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They actually haven't done one tiny bit of insinuating that the Wyatts work for HHH previously. All fan speculation thus far.
That wasn't HHH showing ass. That was him trying to keep his two sets of attack dogs from tearing each apart and saying "Fine, you're gonna get in my face? You can have what you want, but you'll regret it."How soon we forget last week's Smackdown, when HHH only gave Shield the six-man tag at Elimination Chamber when Reigns got in his face.
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Been listening to the ongoing Neal Adams interview on Fatman on Batman, and he's about the greatest motherfucker ever.
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Hopefully she'll go for it. The importance of Lauper tends to get forgotten nowadays. At the time seeing Cyndi Fucking Lauper show up on Piper's Pit was mind blowing.There are rumors Lauper will be the celebrity.
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Guitar Shop tour opening for Stevie Ray. Terry Bozzio on drums and a keyboard/ synth guy. No bass player. Technically great but boring as fuck. Especially since Stevie followed.Wait. His hot bassist would have been 3 in 1989.
Jesus, how many has he gone through?
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So he's Jeff Beck? So where's his hot inappropriately young bassist?Orton remains the Technically Sound Musician That Plays Shitty Music.
I know someone here knows what I'm talkin' bout.
I saw Beck open for Stevie Ray in 89. I know what ya mean. No bass player on that tour though.
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