Roman
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It says a lot about a match if Ron Vlaar is the best man.
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Because I grew up with the Muppets and Sesame Street
I raise you this:
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That was a vagina-drying first half.
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That goal was the equivalent of pity sex.
It was like getting a quick handjob from a crying hooker.
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GOD DAMN IT! GERMANY'S SHIT!
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I would hate to be a dustbin in
ShaftesburyRio tonight.... with hooligans.
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Ohhh yesss. Sweet tears of sorrow. More sorrow for the Sorrow God*!
*A Teutonic God, of course.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! I LOVE IT!
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The more I look at this, the more it looks like they're folding a gigantic paper airplane.
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WE GET IT!
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I have never watched Breaking Bad, Lost, 24 and anything related to Star Trek.
I also have never watched Forrest Gump, Titanic, Inception and Back to the Future.
I must also add I love the word 'osmosis'.
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Spoilered for size.
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In regards to Ron Simmons, from WGD Weekly:
We sat down and we started going over things, and we thought about how I was going to be presented in my gimmick…so, he said, 'This is when I sat down with my team and envisioned you as.' Now this was far from my mind, but, he pulls these drawings out and says, 'I see you as this gladiator, as this spartan. Now, so far I'm thinking, man, this is great, I can get with that. Then he starts to show me more and more and then he says, 'And this will be something like what you'll be wearing, this helmet right here, it's made out if leather.' So, at first I'm waiting there, you know, I'm waiting for him to laugh or to joke. Because, I'm laughing at this point and I'm thinking, this guy has a good sense of humor, he is ribbing me. So, as I'm laughing, I look at his face and think, 'Oh god, he is serious.' So, my face goes right back to poker face right then and all I can say is, 'You know, I think that is great. That is fantastic and it will be the best thing I've ever done.' I'm thinking in the back of my mind, 'I can't believe this.'I can imagine him sitting there stone-faced, looking at the helmet. Zoom in on his forehead. Mental 'Damn!'.
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The gesture's ridiculously goofy, I agree, but the decision is sound, then.
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van Gaal needs a wheelbarrow to carry his balls to the press conference.
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According to BBC, Krul has only saved two penalties out of twenty for Newcastle. Good God.
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That's cold, van Gaal. That better pay off, or you won't hear the end of it.
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Not to mention their past traumas at EC's.
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That referee's a cunt.
2014 WORLD CUP THREAD
in SOCCER/FUTBOL
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Thank God that match is over. Argentina might be the least deserving finalist I've ever seen.
I feel bad for Cillessen. Not only does his substitution for Krul look even more justified now, but he tried to imitate Krul as well and failed miserably.