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  1. 18 minutes ago, cwoy2j said:

    This reminds me of when my stepkids (who are 13 and 14) are goofing off and fucking around on their phones or computer when my wife and I are cleaning. If I look up and see that I’m doing a bunch of stuff and they’re not, I immediately get on their case. Or whenever they ask one of us to go get something for them from the kitchen or whatever. My wife kinda does it out of habit but if I’m around, I’ll stop her from doing it and ask the kids, “can you tell me which war it was? You know, the one where you got your legs shot off and can’t walk down a flight of steps to get your own glass of water?” Old man rant over. Get off my lawn and such.

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    That reminds me of the kid of the missus' sister. She was probably five years old or so and she clearly had just started to learn the rules of saying 'please' and 'thank you'. In her mind, however, it had become a single magic word that she could use to make wishes come true. 'Mommy, can you make me a sandwich pleasethankyou? And can you bring it to me pleasethankyou?' As long as she said 'pleasethankyou,' the world would obey.

    (It didn't, but that's another story.)

  2. 2 hours ago, Ryan said:

    The crowd would probably cheer JBL and he'd get one last run with the title.

    Unless they make it really awkward by having Roman really beat the piss out of JBL in a half-hour long, merciless, fist-to-face, face-beyond-recognition, I-wanted-to-destroy-something-beautiful assault. The commentators have long since shut up, the crowd is really confused and feels awkward at what they're witnessing. Eventually Roman just stops, breathing heavily, looks around, probably pretty confused himself, and leaves. No posing, no music, no commentating. Just blood and awkwardness and sore knuckles. It's like losing your virginity all over again.

  3. 6 minutes ago, Victator said:

    There is a story from years back, he wanted to lose it to Kamala during their big house show run in 86.

    Probably just so he could later twist what happened into claiming he somehow was the first African-American champion.

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