assfax
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Chili recipe
4 green peppers
3 serrano
1 onion (any variety)
2 bigass chili bean cans
1 bigass corn can
1 tomato sauce (or sub hunt's zesty spaghetti sauce)
mushrooms (any variety)
chili powder (probably not necessary)
cumin
36 summer shandyBe sure to get good bigass firm green peppers. Put onion in freezer while cutting your green peppers. Don't waste any good green pepper flesh from the top and bottom. Put it in a giant pot. Turn on the heat. Half-way is fine. Add powder shit to the vegetables. Let it sweat. Drain as much water as you can from the corn. Then add the canned shit. Splash water in tomato can then stir it to get all the shit out of it and pour it in the pot. Cook until hungry. Eat good meat separately. This should last about a week. Add grated cheese and pickled jalapenos. Drink beer as needed. Use better peppers if available. Habanero is MIA at my grocery.
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It's just raining chunky snow that accumulates and melts. On a God Damned Saturday.
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Did Jesus use the Crucifix? Cross arm-breaker? Razor's Edge?
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3DS fire emblem was finally cheap on amazon. Thank jesus.
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I need that shirt DiBiase is wearing.
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Just have 'em watch Tony Halme VS Scott Norton on loop.
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The only other game I followed before launch as closely as Alpha Protocol was Kingdoms of Amalur. Difference was that Amalur fucking ruled when I got to play it.
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This is how I poop.
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So there's going to be like a kid Joker but it's just some effeminate little smiling shithead who occasionally wears purple?
FUCK this muppet baby horseshit.
I want Robert Forster as Slam Bradley.
Shit or get off the pot
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It was alright until the stupid ending stretch where I was shooting a regular human with a rocket launcher more than ten times. Then there was this insane part with snipers that were miles away shooting at you. Then you rode off on a jet ski. It also had a ton of useless skills and upgrades. There was basically a single build that didn't fuck you over when it came to the boss fights. You wanted pistols and hacking.
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Recent Half.com haul:
Fermata
Great and Secret Show (read before but wanted my own copy)
Everville
Weaveworld
Transformation the breakthrough (read but wanted my own copy)
Communion Enigma
Strieber is hit or miss. The early abduction shit is amazingly evocative. Back when he was just like "I don't know what it is". From about '96 on he's gone full blown UFO religious goof. Warday is amazing but that 2012 book was HORSESHIT.
Did I mention a year ago when I read Bug Jack Barron that it was FUCKING SHIT. GOD DAMN I couldn't stand all the hepcat talking in that fucking thing. YUCK.
Mostly been reading Essential Ellison and Edgeworks 1 before this latest splurge.
Then again I damn near got one of those paperwhite kindles when they were cheap. Then again, I like getting used books and smelling them. My Bukowski Tales of Ordinary Madness smells like boiled macaroni.
They need an option for "bigass box" when you get a ton of books from a single seller on half. If I could just go with a flat 10 bucks I would get a giant musty package more often. I mean these last six books came in a big box but 95% of the 20 bucks was shipping.
Gotta keep waiting for that magic 75 cent zone. Gotta get Journey to the end of the night and Ask the dust and Cantos cheap.
Then I want to start swooping on Savage Sword of Conan and cheapo essential Marvels. Phonebooks are the wave of th' future. Should also complete my Adventures of Superman DVD collection. 3&4 have the episodes I really love but I need the rest.
My favorite Superman episodes
The one where they get transported back to caveman times
The one with the pie, the redneck with a donkey, a mobster and an Alaskan outpost.
The one where Perry White is visited by Caesar's ghost.
The one where Superman is a safecracker yet still flies to Africa to grab diamonds out of a cave wall.
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My ass totally bought Diablo III for 20 bucks last Sunday and played the shit out of it. I'm a female barbarian named Thrush. Also apparently bought Dark Souls 2 on GMG and that Sega humble bundle. Somebody had beer. Also lackadaisically downloading steam games I never installed onto my second HDD. That way I don't suddenly want to play this Arkham City game and have to wait 6 hours.
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Friends of Eddie Coyle is the movie Stallone wishes he could pull off nowadays.
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Why doesn't he rap anymore?
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New one is a combination of Uncharted, the new Batman games collectables and pointless combat. Old ones are 3D Prince of Persia style deals with pointless combat and fucking amazing huge levels. TR anniversary and Underworld kick the shit out of automatic garbage. If you get it and play it, you will beat it. It's one of those new easy games where you can't get stuck.
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The Horseman. What if movies weren't for pussies? Then again I went through the whole thing thinking they were British not Australian. Explains why they kept saying dollars. Main thing is that if they made this in America, everyone would wonder where all the guns were. Like, even the drug guy had to steal his single crappy pistol off the cop. Lack of squibs means that everybody has BBQ goatees and tasteful stabwounds. Main guy looks like a combination of Lloyd Kaufman and Liev Schreiber. Getting drunk and watching movies on this amazon streaming shit. Stay tuned.
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Even more annoying is when someone has to hammer in that it's pronounced Tee-dus. YUCK
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This is getting no closer to a liquid metal T-rex.
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Way I'm hearing it, it's kind of a combination of the old Demon's Souls thing where if you are dead you have half health and the humanity/hollowing stuff in Dark Souls. You use consumable items to bump it back up.
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Takayama VS Hama.
Kicking him in his fat ass and blasting huge fucking knees right into his pillowy tits. Just nuking the porcine little fucker.
then I watched Takayama VS Funaki
It's one of those shoot style deals with points in the year 2014 so of course it's fucking stupid and all the suplexes look like crap. Shit sucks and the bad guy won.
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Then you gotta play it again to see the other middle part.
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As long as you ain't spastically rotating a fucking analog stick it can't be that bad. That's all they have me doin' nowadays.
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I was bitchin' about
The stupid bird thing suddenly being completely alive and well.
Horseshit.
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Is the RINGS game anything more than an interesting artifact from the past? I've avoided the temptation.
Also, that second Pride game that Capcom did was SHIT.
Also, the cartoony K-1 GBA games fucking RULE.
The NEW Recipes Thread
in LAND OF CONFUSION
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I made a chili with 5 pounds of meat and no beans and it was bland as hell. Had a combination of bacon and hamburger and let the fucker stew for over two hours and it still stank. Eating good, natural casing brats in supplement is the true path. I'd even get rid of the beans but shit is tasting too good. Maybe triple mushrooms. The fact that I've naturally gravitated towards a full vegetable chili is speaking volumes to my palate. This new shit is kicking my ass and is probably closer to a vegetable soup minus all the shit I hate (tomato pieces, green beans). Only takes as long as it takes for you to chop your shit up. It's feeding my fat ass for seven entire gut tapping meals. If I can get real fast with my chopping, this motherfucker will be in my gut within 15 minutes. The cheese is the most expensive ingredient.
Ghost peppers are just too god damned unpredictable. They fluctuate like jalapenos. One time you'll have a mellow trip and another time you'll get hit with bear mace. I really can't wait 'til there's some actual fucking weather outside so I can start using my own damn peppers again. My friend grew some ghost and the fuckers would glow orange in the dark. Nuclear. I don't think they ever got used in anything practical outside of the initial "well this is new, I wonder if it'll make me shit lava?" zone. He dried 'em all out and they just seem to get pulled out as drunken party favors where you have someone smell the ziploc. In my opinion, real hot shit has kind of a cheesy, dairy aroma.