GuerrillaMonsoon
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You always hear about how Vince wanted to recreate Hogan with a bunch of guys in the mid 90s.
I think he wanted to recreate Savage and Liz with Sable and Mero.
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Yeah, I remember this happened last year before Mania.
We got the thread locked discussing the artistic merits of a Gorilla Monsoon porno vs a Mr Fuji one.
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I'd like to see Shaq come out with his All-Pro team - Rick Fox, Samaki Walker, Rasual Butler, Christian Laettner, Nick Anderson, etc. Hits a bulldog as soon as the bell rings for a one count, then gets knocked the fuck out.
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Say Shaq/Big Show did go ahead? What's the finish?
Overweight Shaq in his first real match comes out and beats a top guy who's trained ridiculously hard for months in preparation? Big Show beats a non-wrestler?
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I'm now kinda upset they didn't decide to parody Seinfeld (every early 90s RAW mentions the show at least once), and have those 2, Captain Lou as Kramer and then maybe Dean Malenko as George...
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Match was probably called off once they realized Warriors play at home day of Wrestlemania and therefore Javale McGee won't be doing a run-in or accompanying Show to ringside.
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They really missed a golden opportunity to have him feud with Barry Horrowitz. The feud about nothing.
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Wonder what the acid test of that is. Whether they release a Vinnie Vegas or Oz figurine (which I'm guessing they didn't?), or when Kane eventually goes in, do they induct him as Glenn Jacobs?
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33 minutes ago, odessasteps said:
Will they include or ignore his being on raw and nitro (sans beard) the same night?
Based on Madusa's HOF entry last year, probably not?
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So, say Reigns turns heel, and beats the shit out of Taker at Mania to close the show.
Imagine the pop someone will get on RAW the next night if someone comes out and answers an open challenge and takes him down? A face turn for Strowman, Nakamura, Lesnar, whoever. Prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt if this is going somewhere.
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Yep.
Enjoyed it. Best X-Man film since First Class. Great soundtrack. Ending not fantastic but did what it had to. Plaudits/kudos given, rather than anything emotive here. It did what it had to do, and it's worth seeing.
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18 hours ago, Johnny Sorrow said:
Barry didn't do anything stupid this episode. Besides, if superheroes didn't make mistakes and bad decisions the stories would be boring.
Do I kill him? Send him back to the other earth that they went to such great lengths to send him to last time? Leave it up to the other gorillas?
Nah fuck it, I'll send him to the same place where everyone else escapes from. Wouldn't you at least try to remove his telepathy? Or just hit him with a shovel a few times so he's at least brain damaged? Story arcs that don't happen enough: Gorillas being hit with shovels.
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Yeah, Swagger's depush coincides pretty much exactly with JR leaving.
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Yep, fuck it.
Jake Hager, the Mayor of the Impact Zone. Dutch can teach him how to grow a moustache, he can team up with Cody to rescue his daughter. SPINNING CLOTHESLINES FOR EVERYONE.
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Dumbfuck Barry is Dumbfuck
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Dude flat out murdered the Undertaker on a PPV in a similar fashion in 2005.
But I guess that's like a $20 fine these days.
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6 minutes ago, zev said:
Meanwhile, when do they ask Dean to give up his belt for never defending it?
More paperwork issues, I think you'll find.
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5 hours ago, SorceressKnight said:
Wouldn't it have to be the opposite?
People were basically dreading La La Land getting Best Picture for being as living proof of how out of touch and insular Hollywood was and worried it was a lock. By definition, that'd make that "the heel movie."
If Moonlight got announced and La La Land was the real winner, then necessarily that would be a textbook Dusty Finish.
The heel winning, then a mixup awarding it to someone else, on the other hand? That's not good Dusty Finishes, that's giving the heel all the hope spots and making your babyface look like a joke who didn't get it done and needed to be saved against the top heel in the company (or: The Starrcade '97 finish.)
Needed the babyface roster to come out and celebrate with La La Land (or a backstage celebration segment with champagne being poured over the babyfaces).
And then maybe Casey Affleck piledriving Faye Dunaway after Damien Chazelle won't cast him in an upcoming project.
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They could bring back Sean Morley and have him mentor Tom Phillips in the ways of chasing tail.
He ends up with Santina before being released to whatever network Impact is on these days.
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The one where he got Rock Bottomed into dogshit?
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I'd be shocked that with a view to kid friendly entertainment and how often they resort to poop jokes it hasn't been considered as an alternative to the kiss my ass type stips.
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has a promotion ever run a match with a stipulation that the loser of the match must willingly shit themselves post-match?
Seems like a decent pay off to a midcard feud where the small underdog face is accused of being scared of the bully heel, leading to an upset win and the heel having to shit themselves in the ring afterwards?
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Another Attempt at a MARCH Wrestling Thread
in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
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The girl probably storms off the set after he gets it in her eyes (salt that is), only to discover that he'd already cut her brake cables and her dog up before they began filming.