southofheavy
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^ This. We need a rematch or three.
Josh Woods looks like Cody Garbrandt and it's pissing me off. Go Wheeler!
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Yeah, Cash needs a singles match.
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I forgot about Hook! And didn't even think of Hook vs Darby. Goddamn. Let me also add Hook vs Danielson and Hook vs Garcia.
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My people: Kingston, Hayter, Darby, Punk, Danielson
Not my people: Cole, the Bucks, Fish, Nese and all of his abs.
Matches:
Hayter vs Britt
Hayter vs Stat
Hayter vs Toni
Hayter vs Hayter inside a steel Jaime Hayter
Kingston vs MJF
Hangman vs Andrade
Darby/Sting vs anyone for the goddamn belts
Sting vs LA Park in a Barbed Wire Hell Baseball Bat/Chair on a Pole Match
Sting, Darby, Muta vs Lucha Bros and Tajiri
Punk vs Kingston 2
Danielson vs Punk
Kingston vs anyone for the belt w/Eddie going over
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1 hour ago, Wyld Samurai said:
But at the very beginning you had Union Cane getting called a Paper Champion by the media. He was managed by Duke who only had him face jabroni's and Cane demanded that Duke put him up against Balboa who was adamant that he was retired- which is why he took Tommy Gunn under his wing to train him for Union Cane... right?
Yes. 3, however, is where Rocky is the one whippin' on Mulkeys because Mickey was protecting him.
I'm gonna stop there because I don't wanna talk about Mick further than that.
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Nah, V is the one where Pauly signs away power of attorney and Rocky gets cleaned out. Then he trains Tommy Gunn while his son gets pissed and runs around with a pierced ear.
It's also one of the greatest comedies of all time.
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Abadon looked really good in her match, Penta worked a great squash, and Jamie hit the brainbuster.
Really, all I needed was the brainbuster for this to be a good episode.-
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5 hours ago, cwoy2j said:
There's a really good Malakai Black that I downloaded where the announcers call him "Malenko Black". That would actually be a cool name if someone wanted to use it.
6,666 Holds.
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I don't know about y'all, but it's column A, column B with Ruby's offense looking WAY more snug and good 'ol Bun Bun the Rabbit LEANING THE FUCK INTO IT. Say that shit in the mirror five times and see where it gets you.
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16 minutes ago, (BP) said:
This show cemented for me that Hayter and Darby are two of the most consistent performers in AEW, and that Hayter should be one of the goddam pillars.
The sooner Jamie drops Britt on that stack of dimes she calls a neck, the better.
I hope they run it back with Martinez/Hayter. What we got was good, but I think they have another gear to hit.
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Probably because Adam Cole looked like an actual Warhammer miniature.
It's literally physically impossible for HHH to do that.
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3 hours ago, Go2Sleep said:
Best looking tower of doom spot ever, Punk and Jade both dropping F-bombs, and Deeb's look of disgust as she yanked the "smart" jobber off the apron all made this show for me.
Serena was absolute gold in that match and that segment.
My favorite part of the show was Eddie's promo. Burying the inside baseball references was music to my ears, and I love it when he just unintelligibly mocks/thhhbbbbbts something. I died when he lined up next the security guards before the segment with Jericho on Dynamite. He just takes the piss out of EVERYTHING.-
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For me, I'd like to see the belt go to MJF next, then Eddie, then either Punk or Bryan. Getting the belt back to a homegrown talent after that would be best, and I'd say either Darby or Hangman is the first two time AEW champ.
That said, even trying to fantasy book this is so mindbending in the best way possible. We're absolutely spoiled for choices here.
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More accurately, how little we care about black women.
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They're finally coming to Detroit in June.
I'm telling myself it's 'cuz they got tired of me posting "Detroit." on every IG show announcement for the last three months.
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Martinez vs Hayter is going to kick SO MUCH ASS.
I dig those Renegade Twins. They totally got a flea market nunchuks vibe to 'em.
The Ass Boys rule. Austin, especially. I love the fact that with them and 2.0, AEW has a couple teams that could easily fit right in on Memphis TV.-
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Okada Schmokada, I just wanna see Jamie Hayter drop Britt on her goddamn dome.
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Uhhh, what's wrong with Mr. Hughes?
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On the wrestling front, that Harley Race seesaw spot that Punk and MJF busted out the other night made me smile real big.
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Gimme red onions, green olives and mushrooms and I'm set. I'm the least picky eater you'll meet, though, so I'm down to try anything. Ever since Deadpool came out, I've been wanting to do pineapple and green olives, but I haven't pulled the trigger yet.
There's a stoner-themed pizza place down the road from me that makes a pizza that's basically an italian sub in pizza form and goddamn, it's the coolest thing. NUM NUMS.
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I didn't even watch this crap and I'm over here watchin' Rumble 92 to wash the taste out of my mouth.
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On 1/7/2022 at 11:34 AM, Firebreaker Chip said:
In terms of mainstream crossover potential this might mean something and it might not, but we got a puppy at the start of the week and after an evening of bombing around the living room and fidgeting wildly in my wife's lap, he momentarily stopped and paid rapt attention to the entirety of Wardlow's powerbomb symphony
Awww! That's a good boi.
Me and Boris, who's a boxer, watch a lot of wrasslin' and basketball together.
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Jamie Hayter rules.
That is all.
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Just watched.
Umm...The Bunny is The Blade now. Old boy's gonna hafta find a new name.
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AEW - APR 2022
in ALL ELITE WRESTLING
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Hey, my parents let me watch JCP, UWF, Billy Jack Haynes' five alarm blade job at WM 3 and Headbanger's Ball and I turned out fucking awesome. You ain't a bad parent.
I HAAAAAATED being pandered to as a kid, too. I refused to watch Pinwheel because I saw that commercial and heard that theme song and it just screamed "HAY LITTLE KID, THIS SHOW IS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND YOU'LL LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE KID, SEE YA AT 3, LITTLE KID!!!" Screw that. World Class or MTV was on.