RUkered

Nothing like a little in-flight lobster dinner to ease your nerves before you're abandoned in a pissed off military compound.

That blind eye Zancudo trap is hilarious.

I did, and was using it during Heist missions. Cero Miedo. He really did. Mel asked him if he had that pistol yet, and I don't think he could have been more excited if he just won a million dollars. Straight to Ammunation he went, and I'm not 100% sure if he shot anything that didn't require black powder the rest of the night. I don't know what Cero Miedo means, but I assume it's "Why yes, I am insane."

Yeah no joke. I feel like a little kid sometimes. Everybody starts cackling and I'm like "Guys...guys what did I miss?" I was trying to get my phone out take a picture of us all blazing down the runway in our sticky bomb parade, but that's too many buttons to handle at once. Oh yeah, almost forgot. The game itself called me out last night. I had already been busted BA-DING'ing a few times at this point. We start a new mission, and all of our characters are standing there while it loads. Who's the only one with a cell phone out? My damn woman. Melraz goes "Dalm, even in the game he's on the phone," followed by a chorus of BA-DING BA-DING BA-DING.

Really, we ought to be putting some of this on youtube. I put it up there against any let's play videos I've seen. Our motto: It ain't the fastest, it ain't the smartest, it probably won't work at all. But dalmit, we're laughing. Sorry I disappeared (assuming I did and didn't say goodnight). Between work kicking my ass and two beer, I remember playing and then waking up at 5 a.m. with the lights on, sitting straight up in my recliner with the worst "crick" in my neck that I've ever had.

I got so pissed at one of those flight school missions that I looked up tips online. That was the suggestion, and I still fly jets like that today when I need to maneuver. No throttle and landing gear out for stabilization. Much easier to handle then.

Hahahaha You're gonna mess around and become a good pilot in spite of yourself. Man I wish you were still on 360. Some of my favorite memories in this game are you cussing a blue streak in plane races.

Yeah I should be around. I'm in for the heist. Been wanting to do some of them again anyway.

Decided to join someone's Fleeca Job. The dude has a Kuruma, so I think "good, he's done it before so he knows what he's doing." We're doing the setup where you steal the Kuruma. Drove to the top of the garage, and I start wearing people out. Except I can't shoot one of them no matter what I do. Finally hits me...this dumbass drove a Kuruma into the middle of a pack of bad guys and.......got out of it to shoot. Fucking kids...get off my lawn.

Better watch it, Stout. If you go to GTA juvie on the One, the Sisters' stubble will be so HD that you'll get a rash.

Rank 8,759? Thanks for the info. I think I'm gonna pick it up soon and do what Robert mentioned - I'll play whichever one that people are on at the moment.

So, if I were to get this for the One, could I be a greedy bastard and do my daily objectives for both my 360 character and my One character and it go to the same bank account?

The best two-beer shortcuts mean you cut the distance from four miles to two and multiplied the travel time by four.

It's like Daytona USA with mountains.

It just isn't the same without you crazy bastards. I got on for a few minutes to do my daily objectives (public room as usual). There were only two people in the room, and they were way down south, so I wasn't worried. One objective was darts, so I played a game and spawned back in a room. I looked at my other objectives and then went away from the controller for a minute. What my dumbass didn't pay attention to was the fact that I was in a different room. A full room. I get back and a dot is hauling ass toward me. Expand the mini map...actually two dots are headed toward me. Forgot to mention that I had a $7,000 bounty on my head. I was about to jump back into darts to escape them, but decided that wasn't the DVDR spirit. I shot both guys and hopped in my new Coquette to take off to the mountains. (By the way Nate - that thing even handles well offroad. I think it's my new favorite car.) Those two guys were chasing me all over the place - from darts to the western shore and back to Trevor's airfield. I got out of the car there and blew them up with a homing rocket and jumped in a Mallard. Unfortunately, that shit is slow as piss and they got me with a homing rocket. It was fair and square, so I sent him a message that said "Haha good job. That was fun." He replied back, "agreed." Seemed friendly enough, so I drove over to them just to see what would happen, and they were brass knuckle fist fighting. I joined in and we whipped each other's asses a while until one whipped out a shotgun on both of us. The other guy left, so it was me and shotgun boy. We ended up in a short sniper battle. Pretty even. All in all, it was about as cordial as you can get in GTA.

Melraz and I took your suggestions and played this last night. 3 on 3, and holy shit did we get our asses handed to us. It really is one of the most fun things in the game right now, though.

I'd like to use the rest of the week's likes on this one. And Robert - I'll make this sacrifice for our crew brothers. At least it would be legitimate, earned hooker money.

Oh shit, I didn't pay attention to that. We need to chip in and get a Kickstarter going to pay for his shark cards.

I was gonna say - you being back over 2 mil was short-lived.

Another shot of it. Never saw anything like it before. It looks like it's about to yell "heyyyy youuuu guuuuuys."

"Where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me and I proudly staaaaaaaand up"

Hell, there ain't no "we" to it. You and Robert fared well. I think I managed two kills out of that bunch. If it wasn't a jet up my ass, it was a their AP pistol Insurgent drive-bys that got me. At one point, I took off toward Zancudo to get a jet and try my luck...damn if one of them wasn't up there already and blew me up. I finally got into the fort and a tank killed me before I could get a jet, so I cut bait and bailed on that idea altogether. We finally ended up in a normal room where it was pretty even. I managed to make a new friend. (friend = I make you think I'm friendly while I drive you up to a crew member who will blow us to hell while I act like I didn't see it coming). Mel even warned me. "Don't let that fucker in your car. Remember Wolf Beast." Me: Nah it's fine. That won't happe- **K I L L 2314 wants to be your friend* FUCK That poor kid was a disaster. He's probably still coughing up shoelaces this morning. Oh yeah, Stout. We poured one out for you last night when we saw you online in the racing crew. I was trying to get to the "report for unsporting behavior" screen so I could take a picture and post on here, but I was afraid I was actually going to accidentally submit a bad review, so I quit before I did. Funniest part of the night for me...Melraz going, "Oh shit it's after 2 a.m.?? Boys, I'm gonna have to get in the bed before the railroad cal--BA-DING...AHHHHHHHH FUCK."

Don't do that Stout. Your felines won't get to be soothed and serenaded by Sweet Meat anymore.

Flee?

So is it time for a roll call? Who doesn't have GTA for the One, or a One at all? I have a One, but not GTA. I know Mel doesn't have either. Are we the only two without one or the other? If the rest of you get it and still plan on playing, I'll drop the $60 anyway because I've had too much fun on 360 and the $60 is worth it. That is, of course, if we can con the Mayor into buying a One too. Unless this is all a ploy to get away from my and Mel's Sling Blade sounding hillbilly asses. *spits dip into spittoon* *spittoon BA-DINGS!!*