Ryan
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Just before the show started.
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They should work together. Morrison will write, Hickman will do the art.
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Strangely, I like all three writers, I must be insane~!
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I knew it.
NEW YORK—In another blow to the disgraced superstar’s legacy, Major League Baseball officials reportedly acquired new evidence this week confirming that third baseman Alex Rodriguez invented steroids. “These documents prove that, well before his first positive test, Mr. Rodriguez invented and distributed the very first muscle-building anabolic steroids, as well as amphetamines and HGH,” said MLB executive vice president Rob Manfred, who noted that Rodriguez began early testing and development of the performance-enhancing drugs in a laboratory near Seattle. “We also now know beyond doubt that in the ensuing years, Mr. Rodriguez refined steroids to make them less detectable, and in blatant contempt of league regulations continued to supply doctors with the illegal substances that have stained the reputation of baseball forever.” At press time, Alex Rodriguez was reportedly concocting a new lethal chemical agent capable of wiping out the entire Eastern Seaboard.http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-confirms-arod-invented-steroids,33583/
Dang it, I knew he was up to no good when he was here in Seattle. Give him 211 games now!
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I knew it.
NEW YORK—In another blow to the disgraced superstar’s legacy, Major League Baseball officials reportedly acquired new evidence this week confirming that third baseman Alex Rodriguez invented steroids. “These documents prove that, well before his first positive test, Mr. Rodriguez invented and distributed the very first muscle-building anabolic steroids, as well as amphetamines and HGH,” said MLB executive vice president Rob Manfred, who noted that Rodriguez began early testing and development of the performance-enhancing drugs in a laboratory near Seattle. “We also now know beyond doubt that in the ensuing years, Mr. Rodriguez refined steroids to make them less detectable, and in blatant contempt of league regulations continued to supply doctors with the illegal substances that have stained the reputation of baseball forever.” At press time, Alex Rodriguez was reportedly concocting a new lethal chemical agent capable of wiping out the entire Eastern Seaboard.http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-confirms-arod-invented-steroids,33583/
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That was the joke, I know he's playing like shit.
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Not watching, but Geno is surely making his case for the starting job right now.
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We can still trade them Vince Young.Who should be the Jets' starting quarterback for the regular season?13% Mark Sanchez 35% Geno Smith 52% It doesn't matter(Total votes: 111,920)
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Gotta blame someone. Seemed like the easiest way to go.
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I blame Fowler for Fraction leaving FF early.
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Do the street signs represent the Cubs?
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He has 2722 hits and has 117 this year. He's projected to end up around 150 meaning he needs 240+, so he'll need 2 more full seasons assuming he's healthy and doesn't retire.
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Archie Griffin came out of retirement?
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Happy Anniversary!
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That fabled Ox Baker vs Chris Masters taped fist match?
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Chiefs trade Jon Baldwin for Niners AJ Jenkins! Um... okay!
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This sounds painful.
@AdamSchefter 1h Dolphins TE Dustin Keller tore his ACL, MCL, PCL and, as if that weren't enough, dislocated his knee, per source.
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Down goes Dustin Keller.
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Looking up that horrible jingle, it's from this stupid song, it's actually about loving Jesus, but may also be metaphor~! Still stupid as can be.
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Watching Tebow play keeps my own NFL dreams alive.
Is that why were on the Transaction Wires this morning? New Oakland Raiders 6th string Long Snapper.
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Yes, it really happened, it's not from the Onion, also he has since been traded to a local AFL team for several pairs of cleats.
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*Nods thoughtfully*BOURBONNAIS, IL—Shrugging his shoulders and scowling, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler told reporters Tuesday that he’s looking forward to proving doubters “completely whatever” in the final year of his contract. “People want to question my future with this team, and that just motivates me to show them meh,” said Cutler, holding his mouth agape for several seconds before continuing. “I know there’s a lot of pressure on me to win, so at the end of the day I just have to go out there and who gives a shit.” Sources confirmed Cutler concluded the press conference by putting on a large winter jacket, silently pouting, and refusing to answer any questions from reporters.
All Japan SUMMER IMPACT 2013 Finale on 8/25/13
in JAPAN
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4,012 according to their website, but I'm sure they can jam more chairs in there if they didn't care about fire codes.