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  1. 8 hours ago, AxB said:

    I just can't get over the fact that his name is Ridge Holland. Ridge. Have you ever met anyone called Ridge? Did Mr and Mrs Holland seriously look down at their newborn son and say "Let's call him Ridge"? No they didn't. He's from Yorkshire, we do things properly there.

    Now Rich Holland, that's fine. That's a name a person would have. But if your name was Rich Holland and you decided to start spelling it Ridge because you thought it looked cool, all of your mates would call you a wanker and take the piss out of you until you changed it back. Ridge. Bloody hell.

    Ridge. Fucking Ridge.

    Rich Holland sounds like a comedian that would play the Edinburgh Comedy Festival.

    The ironic thing about Ridge Holland is that the Netherlands are mostly flat. There are no ridges in Holland.

     

  2. I think I’ve seen more of Warhorse’s twitter skits during lockdown than his matches but he seems entertaining enough. I really liked when he had to take a job at the yacht rock radio station and became “Breezehorse”.  

    Cody will look gigantic next to him though.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Eivion said:

    I can't agree with this. Seth has a perfectly solid character right now. Its Seth himself who just can't really pull it off.

     

    I flip-flop on Seth a lot, sometimes I love him (his post-Shield solo run), sometimes I think he’s the worst (The Messiah stuff). 

    Generally I think he’s great when he’s playing a slimy manipulative snivelling heel and he’s up against an all powerful ass kicker like Roman or Cena or Braun.

    His current run proves not just anyone can be a crazy cult leader (side note - AEW needs to take note of this too).  It’s even more jarring when Bray already exists in the same ‘universe’.

     

  4. Dominik certainly knows how to swing a kendo stick. 

    I don’t know if it was the way the segment was shot or whatever, but Nia somehow looked less mobile than usual. I thought it was noticeable that Shayna would run at Nia and almost bump herself back before getting up and running at Nia again. Not a criticism of Nia at all as I know she’s had knee surgeries, but it’s the first time I’ve ever noticed it.

    Particularly when Sasha and Asuka are out there having a really fun super athletic match on the same show.

    Raw really would be a great 2 hour show at the moment. 

  5. On 7/22/2020 at 3:16 AM, Curt McGirt said:

    Since I still can't stand wrestling with no crowd at all and love all the TNA goofiness Wrestle House is right up my alley. 

    Suzie: "Hi, I'm Suzie!"

    Swinger: "And I'm Ricky Martel!"

    Fallah looks strange with boots, and Eric looks stranger without a beard now. 

    I thought EY was channeling his inner “Mallrats-era Michael Rooker”, waiting on Brodie Lee showing up to offer him a chocolate covered pretzel.

    Wrestle House is going to be great.

    Impact has quietly assembled a hell of a roster.

     

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  6. 4 hours ago, hammerva said:

    I mean if they REALLY wanted to listen to the fans there is definitely one name that needs to be brought in.  And that is NICK FUCKING GAGE 

    You thought this reaction to Kingston was incredible.  

    They need to hold that back until crowds are back in.  Moxley still seems tight with the CZW/GCW guys so hopefully this somehow happens.  
     

    TK if your reading this, find out how much “for whom the bell tolls” costs to licence.

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  7. Kingston is just the greatest.  

    I’m so conditioned to WWE stupidity that when he said “I’m a grown ass man” that I was somewhat surprised they didn’t cut to Billy Gunn in the audience.

    I don’t know who Griff Garrison is, but with his look, he should be renamed “El Hijo De Tom Magee” or “Jungle Boy XL”

     

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  8. I can’t think of anything I hate more than people talking to me for no reason, but people talking to me for no reason about wrestling things because I’m wearing a wrestling t-shirt is the stuff of nightmares.

    I have an Elias “US tour” shirt from a few years back. It’s so well done most non-fans probably just think he’s some rock singer. But if someone came up to me and started asking about wrestling, WWE or Elias I would run away from them like I was the 24/7 champ.

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