Octopus
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I’m finish the last drink that a guy bought me. I’m the last one here now. Illl head home soon. I would get Taco Bell on the walk but I think they’re only drive thtough
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Here’s a thing; My wife is awesome and has shitty friends. A history of letting her down and canceling and being pieces of shit. She is having fun tomorrow and I will not let her miss it!!!!!!!! I love her so much and she deserves better than the terrible people that let her down
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Just now, Curt McGirt said:
God no I was talking about your wife because she's gonna have to bail you out in a minute
I walked. I’m close enough to not cause trouble
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This last beer is really putting my over the top. Not excited to get off the stool
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CLARITY: THE CUTE EL LORO WAITRESSES WERE NOT THE BAD TIPPETS. TOTALLY DIFFERENT GROUP OF DOUCHE BAGS FICJ THEM
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2 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:
Shit, she better be on speed dial for you right now...
Happily married. Buuut, a diff waiter at El Loro said one of them had a crush on me and she got all bashful. But that was last year before QUAKE BY THE LAKE and she still thinks I’m cute but I’m married nbd not being stupid sup I’m cute
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Fucker’s in the corner left a 0 tip on a $90 order. Fuck them!
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1 minute ago, Curt McGirt said:
l'Harley's is the French O'Charley's, s'lilhC is the Irish one.
I’m Norwegian, Irish, and some German. Not French or ocharlie. Irish yes though
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Fuck, I saw the pretty (I’m drunk but loyal to wife) El Loro waitresses waving at me. I’ll do a casual big wave.
new friend , mahir, has a wife in Saudi Arabia and works through Uber. He’s killing it it and I’m gonna send him prayers and good will that his beautiful wife can move stateside. He’s a good dude and we’re friends now. Everyone hope for his happiness. -
1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said:
Because I live in a terrible part of the country, On the Border tortilla chips are on the only decent ones around. So give me sodium or give me death....closely related to my sodium intake.
That said, it's crazy that despite there being a regional difference between Checker's/Rally's and Hardee's/Carl Jr.'s, none of them can stay in business around here for more than a year. I am constantly bombarded with advertising from chains that don't have a restaurant in a 100 mile radius.
I will pray for your eventual move to the passive aggressive Minnesota
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1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:
Chili's, no. O'Charley's, yes. (Shit, I can't remember the Tex-Mex flip of Chili's, what is it? THERE HAS TO BE ONE.)
I’ Harley’s doesn’t exist. It is merely a Tex-Mex figment or your Tex-Mex imagination.
1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said:On the Border?
middle of the state, actually
1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:Don't think I've ever seen one, but I've had the chips from the store enough... it rates.
(Those chips are your perfectly nuclear sodium bombs btw. They should have a warning about eating more than five before incurring risk of an immediate coronary event.)
Ooooo! Ooooo! On the Border is actually divested by Brinker International, Inc.... who also own Chili's. IT RATES! O'Charley's Spider Man Clone would be Bennigan's.
when I eat chips that are too salty I currently cough too much. I have a bad trachea. But I do like salt
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STOP PANICKING
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So my new friend bought me a drink and another friendly guy got my another. Questions will be answered soon DONT PANIC
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PHONE DIED PHONE CHARGED MADE A NEW GOOD FRIEND. I’ll be home soon
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3 Applebees beers and two El Loro beers and a tequila and soup in. I’m feeling alright. I had a brief moment of self hate sweep over me but luckily got distracted from my own inevitable journey towards self destruction. But life is good. I used to go to bars by myself and slowly get mentally more negative and dark. Now I am a father, a husband, a filmmaker, a film festival director, a derpologist, and 100% more a father. I can get negative but I have a son I love and will do everything I need to do to make sure had a good life and working towards my goals that life is life and I’ll make it through how I need to make through. Tackle demons and fuck shit up
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I got another beer. Me and fucker stated at me and I thought “not today” and maybe it happened out loud and he left. I am brave and strong. Look at my muscles.
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Phone is low on juice. You the masses ask a question and it take longer to answer, just think that my phone died. A fucker was mean mugging me and I said I’d fuck a mother fucker up to myself and someone was gonna sit me and I didn’t realize that was out loud so the walk away to the other side. The mean mugger went from his booth to now at the opposite corner of the bar. I may be weak and boneless but this man as my enemy takes away from my existential meandering towards inward self hate. I will fight him dirty as fuck but it will happen if he tries to mug me when I leave I am in the Four Horsemen now and I will break his ribs.
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5 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said:
I think you're thinking of Chili's.
You might be right. In Shakopee there is a Chili’s that within a year my wife and I have been to at least twice now (both times my Giraffe brother watched lol Octopus, I believe). Each time I felt enamored but the atmosphere and deals but not quite won over as part of the suburban hidden sexually degenerate community as I do in an Applebees. I feel more like an outsider looking into the secrets of the neighborhood then within the secret shame that makes us feel like God.
So you might have a point.-
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4 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said:
Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe it was John Donne who said, "no man is an Applebee's entire of itself...every man is a piece of the appetizer, a part of the main entree."
John Donne is a Jesuit whore and doesn’t know shit about Applebees.
6 minutes ago, Gordlow said:Frank Sinatra once sang, "Do be do be do, do do be do be, do be do be do, do do be do be, do be do be do, do do do do be do"
Sinatra is a part of a strong group called the Rat pack. That makes me feel the need to join a group. I will join….
OCTOPUS IS OFFICIALLY A FOUR HORSEMEN
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1 minute ago, Elsalvajeloco said:
Are you really at an Applebee's? Or is it just one absorbing the atmosphere of an Applebee's? The Applebee's didn't take you in as much as you took it in.
Sorry...I will take my answer offline.
Fredrick Nietzsche once said “To Do is to Be”and Elroy Kant once said “To Be is to Do”. I guess the best way to answer your question is “To Applebees is to Applees.” When somebody arrives in an Applebees and is devoid of preconceived notions of fine dining or necessity of atmosphere requirements, they themselves become as much a part of the Applebees as the local jerseys on the wall, half dusted Buffalo boneless wings, m and limited tap selection. When I’m Applebees the idea of self is both negated and multiplied. I see myself at a different location as a middle schooler and myself as a nervous young man with my eventual wife and mother of my child after seeing a movie. Am I at Applebees? No, I am Applebees. We all are.
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Depending on which side you were to me, this is how casually I’d look casually
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1 minute ago, Elsalvajeloco said:
Damn right.
That is unless you're a Villano. Then, there are like 70 of you.
FYI: Did you know Villano is Spanish for villain?
Only ask me that question in the Ask Octopus Anything thread
it’s a conflict of interest here
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1 minute ago, Elsalvajeloco said:
You forgot Pitbull.
Now, if it was Pitbull #1 or #2...that's a different story. But just Pitbull. No sir.
There’s something to limits
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Guys. Of course you’re both getting heated. Mama Octopus always said at a dinner party you never talk politics, religion, or venue scheduling.
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Ask Octopus Anything
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Yo, saw your shitty week post. Hit me up on the DM if you want to vent. You’re a good dude