Contentious C
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You know, you'd think the guy on the field who most looks like he needs to wear a mask correctly would, you know, wear a mask correctly.
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1 minute ago, johnnyboy said:
You know what Jim, I've never seen Tom Brady call the Honey Badger out for a fight.
You know, Tony, it's been 10 Super Bowls and Tom Brady hasn't been shanked in the postseason yet.
Are you trying to jinx him, Jim?!?!?
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They really missed an opportunity to follow up that "you can't wear my face" commercial with an ad for Clarice. The universe doesn't give you too many gimmes like that.
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Well, there's the worst commercial. Possibly ever. Way to tank your own company, Oatly dude.
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2 minutes ago, Death From Above said:
Gonna really need Nantz and Romo to stop pulling this "guess what Brady has never done before" shit unless it's something nice like "Brady has never thrown 5 interceptions in a game" or "This is the first time Tom Brady has been piledriven through a flaming table, can you believe it Jim".
Brady never stopped mid-game to hawk his psuedo-science training garbage to all the fans in attendance, can you believe that, Jim?
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I really did not have "M Night Shyamalan movie" as the first commercial. Guess if you already wasted money funding his films, may as well go next-level and waste Super Bowl money, too.
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That Vince Lombardi shit was creepy.
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Rewatching S2 of Westworld is making me wonder what part of their extra casting ad looks like.
"NEEDED: actors of all adult ages. Must be comfortable with extensive nudity. Ridiculous bush a plus."
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They'd be lucky to get a Stafford loan for Wentz.
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So... they traded Goff and the future for Goff with a personality, frailty, and a friendlier contract? That seems wise.
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GRIS is lovely and brilliant and still replayable, even for someone like me who loathes platformers. I regret it took me so long to get around to it.
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Too bad The Undoing isn't about undoing whatever the Hell it is Nicole Kidman did to her face. Jesus.
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Everyone: "They can't possibly do worse than O'Brien, right?"
Management: "Hold every beer in Texas."
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I don't know why I'm watching Titans, but I am. It's very much a Big Mac of a show. Gotta say, though: Ser Friendzone is about the last guy who should portray Bruce Wayne.
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There's the Josh Allen we'd come to expect before this year. Ugliest sack of the playoffs.
Well OK I take it back, I guess that worked out.
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The Doordash commercial with Cookie Monster is the greatest thing ever. That is all.
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Rippa getting the jinx in early, I see.
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3 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said:
White people AND Julian Edleman
White gnomes, then?
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Joe Buck: "Brady's made a career out of throwing to guys like Scotty Miller."
Me: "... White people?"
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These teams are throwing bombs now. This could be fun.
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"Hans Gruber origin story" is a license to print money!
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2 hours ago, Justin877 said:
DUNE is on my shortlist and since I am on a "staycation" that should definitely be doable.
I'm still in the middle of a re-read, and, man, that's a book that has not held up to my memories of it. It's still great, but... genre writing in the 60s is tropey as Hell. And there are whole chapters where I was just groaning at how they unfold.
Hope the movie doesn't hew too closely to the source.
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I started watching Succession since I have HBO for the rest of the month. Between "old bread" and "funky chowder" in the first 2 episodes, there'd better be a strange food descriptor in every episode, or it'll be a disappointment.
Also, why the Hell did Adam McKay direct episodes if he was going to cock up his part with all the zoom zoom zoom close-ups that look like something off YouTube?
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Well, the Geriatric Bowl is getting a little more intriguing. The Packers are going to give either of these teams an Atomic Wedgie, though.
The Big Game, v.55
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Oh, that's what that is. Good catch.