SirFozzie
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Dobbins done for the year? Rumored torn achilles. Really sucks for him if true.
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Zay Flowers may be the last good player to come out of Boston College (what with their current level of stinkitude, the ACC's increasing irrelevance and their size in an irrelevant conference)
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Oh boy, Scherff probably done for the year.
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The Age of the Stinky Quarterback.
Ridder (ATL) 8/10 24 1 TD
Young (CAR) 10/16 86 1 TD 1 INT
Lawrence (JAX) 13/16 150 2 TD 1 INT
Richardson (IND) 11/15 100
Stroud (HOU) 13/20 91
Jackson (BAL) 7/11 60 1 INT
Mayfield (TB) 6/15 63 1 TD
Cousins (MIN) 18/23 211 1 TD
Burrow (CIN) 6/14 36
Watson (CLE) 7/16 56
Purdy (SF) 14/21 154 2 TD
Pickett (PIT) 5/9 9 1 INT
Tannehill (TEN) 4/12 73 1 INT
Carr (NO) 9/15 91
Dobbs (ARZ) 8/12 63
Howell (WSH) 12/18 100 1 TD 1 INT (and a sack fumble 6)-
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And Tampa Bay is frantically calling Tom Brady's agent and saying "Ok, we'll up our offer another Ten million. Get him before New England retires his number later today and tell him we NEED him."
And then Baker throws that pass (to an open man, but it was on target)
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0 First Downs, 5 possessions, 1 net yard.
It is funny as hell. Relegate Pittsburgh to the XFL-
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Hurst is going to have to spend some money getting Young's first TD pass back after into the stands.
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Aiyuk with a catch of the year candidate. The Pittsburgh Steelers are not playing well to start the year.
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OH MY GOD THAT BIJAN ROBINSON MOVE. SLIIIICK.
edit: somebody get Chris Berman to do the highlight for the Bijan Robinson TD. "WHOOOP!" makes one guy miss. "BOOOM" has he runs through two arm tackles. "It's a TOUCHDOWN~!"
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The Cardinals are the new Dirty Birds.
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watching on red zone. It is definitely Cleveland-Cincinatti weather at the Cleveland-Cincinatti game! Just needs to be about 30 degrees cooler to be quintessential Ohio weather.
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From the way the ref was holding himself on the ground before throwing the third flag, thought he was protecting his arm or his ribs..
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Ended in a wet Bama Fart.
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wait, wasn't Wisky down 24-0?
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Just now, Brian Fowler said:
Downside to having absolutely gigantic meaty men
"Dude. The Meat has been thoroughly slapped. We're fricking tired. Let the spot monkeys have their moment"
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We're past the MEAT Slapping phase, and in nothing but highspot after highspot.
Ok, I had to make the joke. "We've gone from Miro v Hobbs to The Young Bucks vs The Lucha Brothers in a cage"
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15 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said:
Yup. Two 70+ yard drives that ended in field goals (one missed) plus getting nothing out of really good field position... Texas absolutely should have like 27 points.
They heard you.
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Checking results: JAMES~! MADISON~! with the upset of Virginia.
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North Macedonia do it again to Italy, tied 1-1. If Italy lose to Ukraine on tuesday.. Deep stinky trouble for the Azurri.
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Stop me if you've heard this before: England have a man sent off. (yes, AGAIN).
However, despite being down a man for 77+ minutes, they actually looked pretty decent, beating Argentina 27-10
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Germany are super-ultraomnishambles, losing 4-1 to Japan.
What the hell is going on over there? Flick was already under fire for Germany being horrible lately, and he's no longer under fire, he's under molton lava.
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Scotland on the brink with their 5th straight qualifying win. Now on 15 points, which is more than Wales had the whole of Euro qualifying last time (and who qualified). It's going to take a one-in-a-million..
you know what? I'm not going to jinx it.
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If you need a reason to root against France, here's a good one.
They called up a player who's currently appealing a six month jail sentence for a racially-based assault on a fellow rugby player.
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Thursday, September 7
Detroit at Kansas City
Sunday, September 10
Houston at Baltimore
Carolina at Atlanta
Cincinnati at Cleveland
San Francisco at Pittsburgh
Arizona at Washington
Tampa Bay at Minnesota
Jacksonville at Indianapolis
Tennessee at New Orleans
Las Vegas at Denver
Miami at LA Chargers
LA Rams at Seattle
Philadelphia at New England
Green Bay at Chicago
Dallas at NY Giants
Monday, September 11
Buffalo at NY Jets
Tiebreaker #1: more receiving yards, Stefon Diggs or Garrett Wilson: (WILSON)
Tiebreaker #2: total points scored in Mia/LAC (40)
Tiebreaker #3: Jordan Love passing yards vs Chi (212)
NFL 2023 - WEEK ONE
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Paul Heyman: My client, BRRROOOCK PUURDY, is good. That is not a predictioon, that is a spoiler.