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  1. The best lines from elsewhere to finally round off the A-Rodge Discount-Double Achilles Tear

    1) Aaron Rodgers took four snaps in the game yesterday. Five if you count the Achilles tendon.

    2) Someone else joked that the Jets are the only franchise to ever hire a hall-of-fame level head coach and never have him be the head coach for a single game, and to sign a Hall of Fame Level QB, and not have him complete a single pass (Belichick and Rodgers)

    3) Speaking of Belichick, the only way this could have been worse is if Rodgers had pulled a Belichick and wrote "I resign as QB of the NYJ" on a napkin and handed it in before week 1.

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  2. My picks

     

    Philadelphia (I almost went the other way on this, but Philly at home should be ok on a short week)

    Tampa (Chicago is not good still. Tampa is not GOOD, but they're not chicago)

    Green Bay (I will not trust Atlanta. I will have to write this 234 times)

    Indianapolis (Honestly, considering what both teams looked like in week 1, I'm almost voting for the giant meteor)

    Detroit (Best win of Week 1, and seattle looks Pee-yew stinky)

    Chargers (Chargers put up a lot of points week 1, and I don't think Tennessee will be able to keep up

    Baltimore (Until further notice that Joe Burrow is better, I do not want to pick them)

    Buffalo (Buffalo ANGRY, BUFFALO SMASH!)

    Kansas City (Kansas City angry, Kansas City SMASH!)

    San Francisco (They looked very dangerous in week 1)

    Giants (If they lose this one, hoo boy, is the free-fall going to be on)

    Denver (solely because they're playing at home. this is not going to be a good game I think)

    Dallas (The Aaron Rodgers error (er, era) is over. Let the Zach Wilson Football Follies continue!)

    Miami (this hurts, especially as it means the pats will be 0-2 at home to start the year)

    New Orleans (I have absolutely nothing to say about this game)

    Cleveland (The bad news is, Watson will go to 2-0, the good news is, we'll have at least 5 "Picketts last charge" memes after the game)

     

    Tiebreaker 1 75

    Tiebreaker 2: 2

    Tiebreaker 3: 126

  3. Just following up on the SMU to ACC story.

    Let's just convert the major college teams into Under 22 pro leagues. Make it official that the boosters own the team.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/smu-pays-way-into-acc-with-200m-from-boosters/ar-AA1gonPQ?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=dcc611076e184b34bff71cca9a0304c1&ei=37

    (this refers to the top booster who put together the package to make up the $200 million that SMU agreed to forego in media money)

    When Miller met with the top boosters to seal the move to the ACC, the combined net worth of the room was believed to be about $15 billion.

    “It’s a couple hundred million dollars,” Miller said. “I’m not losing sleep over it.”

    Let's once and for all time get rid of the "It's all amateurs, really!" bullshit.

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  4. And a tweet that basically confirms how fucked the Jets are.

    He has a low cap hit this year because of the trade. Next year, $17.1 million. In 2025, 51.5 million. What if Rodgers doesn't come back? That 51.5 million for 2025 accelerates to 2024, meaning they'll have a dead cap hit of 68.6 million (can we just throw in four hundred thousand to make it 69 Million? That would be nice)

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  5. 4 minutes ago, supremebve said:

    I don't think the line is great, but they look a lot worse because Wilson's pocket presence is nonexistent.  He either runs backward or straight into the pressure.  

     Rodgers was the same way, just one or more guys with a clear shot at the QB each time.

    It's funny, we have flooding all over the place here in MA, and every few minutes there's a beeping noise as new flood warnings and reports of flooding cause a new alert, and they usually happen like the alert beeps are just Aikman and Buck being censored

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