Dewar
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Geno Smith and the shitty ass fucking refs are combining to give the Bills a shot in this game. Manuel has sucked with great force, CJ Spiller was useless before he got injured, and the fucking zebras missed a fumble by Manuel and didn't bother reviewing it, even though turnovers are supposed to be reviewed. Throw in Rex making two stupid challenges in a three play stretch, and that's why this stupid game won't ever end.
The Bills kicker has been good, and their coach has resisted the urge to make a FUCKING STUPID CHALLENGE HE'S NEVER EVER GOING TO WIN. There, I said two nice things about the Bills.
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NY Giants
Green Bay
Dallas
Minnesota
Tampa Bay
New Orleans
Detroit
San Diego
Atlanta
NY Jets
Seattle
San Francisco
Chicago
Denver
Tiebreaker #1: Seattle winning margin vs Jacksonville - 28
Tiebreaker #2: Andrew Luck passing yards - 279
Tiebreaker #3: Who throws more picks, Geno Smith or E.J. Manuel - Manuel
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Overall standings:
26 Burgundy LaRue
26 Big Z (one week win)
24 jaedmc (one week win)
24 Joel Martin
24 OutlawStar
24 Kyle Casey
24 Jrag
23 Just Jay
23 Death From Above
23 dogwelder
22 Novacain
22 RANDALL
22 Cole Miner
21 JRGoldman
21 Bobby Whioux
21 adamsie
20 SirFozzie
20 elizium
19 Dewar
19 Lacelle
17 Young Mr. Grace
17 APO
17 Gonzo
12 Tim Evans
11 Cristobal
11 odessasteps
11 Hail Sabin
9 Shaun Gilbert
8 CSC
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Burgundy had three wrong (Indy, Philly and SF). Big Z wins the week with 14. I think you got everyone else's totals correct.
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What the hell is going on with West Virginia? Down 30-0 to Maryland? Who knew Geno Smith was the glue holding them together.
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There's a whole bunch of shitty football games on my television right now. When South Dakota State/Nebraska is the best game, something is wrong.
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Would Jericho getting himself over in WCW after his heel turn count as a "contract year"?
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EPIC choke job by the Bombers tonight. They really want to prove my 5-13 prediction wrong.
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It would be the most BECAUSEBUFFALO thing ever to have that win over Carolina, then follow it up with a terrible road loss to the LOLJETS.
Yeah, but this team seems like it MIGHT be breaking some old patterns, while keeping myself prepared for disappointment, its time for the Bills to kick someone's teeth in, and the Jest would fit the bill quite nicely. . .
The Bills and Jets are the same two piles of shit located in different parts of the state.
1) Both have lost close games to the corpse of the New England Patriots
2) Both have had to rally late to win one point games at home against the shitty NFC South teams
3) Both have rookie QBs who aren't doing much.
You are talking yourself into disappointment with your "breaking patterns" talk. They find a way to blow a game at home to New England. How is that breaking a pattern? They do it every fucking season. That's like me claiming my golf drive has broken a pattern because I hooked it into the trees on the left into slicing into the trees on the right.
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Week 2 results tonight...
Thursday, September 19
Kansas City at Philadelphia
Sunday, September 22
Houston at Baltimore
NY Giants at Carolina
Green Bay at Cincinnati
St. Louis at Dallas
Cleveland at Minnesota
Tampa Bay at New England
Arizona at New Orleans
Detroit at Washington
San Diego at Tennessee
Atlanta at Miami
Buffalo at NY Jets
Jacksonville at Seattle
Indianapolis at San Francisco
Chicago at Pittsburgh
Monday, September 23
Oakland at Denver
Tiebreaker #1: Seattle winning margin vs Jacksonville
Tiebreaker #2: Andrew Luck passing yards
Tiebreaker #3: Who throws more picks, Geno Smith or E.J. Manuel
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GODDAMN, call that motherfucker up.
He's been working houseshows for the last couple of weeks. He might be closer to getting put on TV than we think.
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Oh wow, the season is already done? You can spoil it. I couldn't care less. If it sounds cool, I'll probably watch it, get my hopes up for season 3, and then shake my fists at the sky when season 3 turns out to be a total shitshow. I can only hope and wish that Muppet Eyes comes back from whatever country she went to with a horrible disease and it kills off 95% of the cast and the last moments are of the shy dude with feelings for Muppet Eyes vomiting blood on documents related to a major news story that finally causes that news show and network to be wrong for once. We then cut to the very first scene from the pilot where Will was actually see a figment of his imagination when he thought he saw MacKenzie in the audience, and then next season we get the show we always should have had.
Most of season 2 has been about the network getting something wrong, like way the fuck wrong.
Show still needs more drunk Sam Waterston, and less everyone else.
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The Bombers miss being last in the league, and are getting spanked in Edmonton.
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Way to fucking lose on my birthday, Jets. At least I got drunk and beat the hot bartender at bowling.
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Thursday, September 12
NY Jets at New England - Jets
Sunday, September 15
St. Louis at Atlanta - Atlanta
Cleveland at Baltimore - Baltimore?
Carolina at Buffalo - Carolina
Minnesota at Chicago - Minnesota
Washington at Green Bay - Green Bay
Tennessee at Houston - Houston
Miami at Indianapolis - Indy
San Diego at Philadelphia - San Diego
Dallas at Kansas City - Dallas
Detroit at Arizona - Arizona
New Orleans at Tampa Bay - New Orleans
Jacksonville at Oakland - Oakland
Denver at NY Giants - Denver
San Francisco at Seattle - San Fran
Monday, September 16
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - Cincinnati
Tiebreaker #1: total points in Wsh/GB - 73
Tiebreaker #2: Manning Brothers combined touchdown passes - 9
Tiebreaker #3: Frank Gore rushing yards - 107
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Stupid trying to prove my "Seattle isn't good" point by picking the Panthers... I was close though.
I was going on the "Pacific time zone teams playing the early game on the east coast ususally lose" theory, which also failed.
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I'm going on a limb but that guy probably lurks the board.
And now you all made him cry.
Good. Deserves to cry if he got a shit tattoo like that.
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I love the running theme that within minutes of Dewar complaining - the US scoresCall Clint Dempsey ugly next
I'm going to call that fucking bellend ugly, stupid, shitty and every other possible bad word I can think of, or make up.
Someone bet over 2.5 goals. That penalty "effort" totally fucked me. That man deserves the hardest kick to the junk you can imagine.
It's hard to feel sorry for you betting on the over when you knew the final score was going to be 2-0 like it always is in Columbus.
Match fixing!!!! Send that fuckgoof Clint Dempsey to Guantanamo!!!!!! Or worse, to Serie A.
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Results!!!!!
13 - jaedmc, Burgundy LaRue
jae wins the tiebreaker, predicting three Geno Smith turnovers, when he only turned it over twice. GOLD MEDAL!
12 - Joel Martin, Novacain, SirFozzie, OutlawStar, Kyle Casey, Tim Evans, Just Jay (who missed the Thursday game, and forgot to pick the Sunday night game)
11 - Death From Above, Cristobal, JRGoldman, Jrag, dogwelder
10 - Bobby Whioux, odessasteps, RANDALL, Cole Miner
9 - Dewar
8 - adamsie, elizium, CSC, Young Mr. Grace, APO
7 - Gonzo, Lacelle
Lacelle's title defense gets off to a rough start!
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There's a theory going around that Clint shanked the PK on purpose to keep the Dos a Cero intact.
I'm going to call that fucking bellend ugly, stupid, shitty and every other possible bad word I can think of, or make up. Someone bet over 2.5 goals. That penalty "effort" totally fucked me. That man deserves the hardest kick to the junk you can imagine.I love the running theme that within minutes of Dewar complaining - the US scoresCall Clint Dempsey ugly next
I still want to punt his marbles so hard they become earrings. Fuck that guy. I take better penalty shots than that one.
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Buck's restaurant has a bad location now that the stadium has moved. I'd be shocked if it was making any money.
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Week 1 results will be done this afternoon.
Thursday, September 12
NY Jets at New England (hoping to be so drunk before this game starts I don't remember it)
Sunday, September 15
St. Louis at Atlanta
Cleveland at Baltimore
Carolina at Buffalo
Minnesota at Chicago
Washington at Green Bay
Tennessee at Houston
Miami at Indianapolis
San Diego at Philadelphia
Dallas at Kansas City
Detroit at Arizona
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
Jacksonville at Oakland
Denver at NY Giants
San Francisco at Seattle
Monday, September 16
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Tiebreaker #1: total points in Wsh/GB
Tiebreaker #2: Manning Brothers combined touchdown passes
Tiebreaker #3: Frank Gore rushing yards
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I love the running theme that within minutes of Dewar complaining - the US scoresCall Clint Dempsey ugly next
I'm going to call that fucking bellend ugly, stupid, shitty and every other possible bad word I can think of, or make up.
Someone bet over 2.5 goals. That penalty "effort" totally fucked me. That man deserves the hardest kick to the junk you can imagine.
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Okay, I was wrong. The Americans scored, and this game is still dogshit. Mexico appears to be giving zero fucks about this game.
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I assume that's what happened, but the shitty ass fucking refs didn't explain what happened on the mic.
Coples goes offside on third and 10, then Coples goes offside again on third and 5. Fucking idiot.