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  1. Saltalamacchia's pube-face beard is a great example of why playoff beards should be left to hockey players, or Canadians.

     

    Fielder's glove was inside the green mat. He didn't reach into the stands. The arms of the fans are over the rail.

  2. Surprised they didn't take a longer look at fan interference over at first base. Sure, Fielder should have caught that, but he's being touched by fans who reached over the railing. By the letter of the law, that's an out.

  3. Aksana's new hairdo = NICE. Rosa's dye job = NOT NICE.

     

    Slater's bump for the little bull's hurancanrana was spectacular, as were his sunglasses with the breast cancer ribbon on each lens. Slater for Raw MVP this week.

     

    Main event was great, Big Show sacked up and knocked out the boss, all we need now is an explanation for why a fired wrestler was allowed to march back into the arena, while his music was playing.

  4. Yeah, ESPN's studio show needs to be blown the fuck up. Get Bill Walton sitting on his couch and JVG sitting courtside talking about whatever comes into their head, and that's a million times better than Magic, Wilbon, Jalen and Simmons.

  5. If WWE bought TNA then the first Raw after the purchase should have Triple H and Stephanie McMahon calling the Main Event Mafia to the ring and requesting that they do what's best for business.  Stephanie gives them the option of hopping aboard the 'Steph Train' or hitting the unemployment line.  Magnus jumps.  The others are put into a match against the Shield with their jobs on the line.

     

    Shield win when Wyatt Family interferes.

     

    Main Event Mafia is fired and is out on the streets where they become the Hobo Mafia with your Olympic hobo Dirty Kurt Angle, Stink, Sloppy Joe, and Rummage Jackson, just rummaging through the garbage like he's Sin Cara backstage at SmackDown.  Stink vows revenge and finds his good friend Robocop working undercover as Hobocop.  Hobocop hooks them up with his cousin Poboatcop (half man, half shrimp boat captain, all cop) and they head to the swamps to find the Wyatts.

     

    Culminates in a Triple Cage Elimination Chamber Inside Of A Hell In A Cell With A Six Sides Of Steel On Top Tower Of Doom match between Triple H's Best For Business Gang versus the Hobo Alliance of the Hobo Mafia and Daniel Bryan's Hobo Army.

     

    Dismayed at the lack of THE MONSTER MENG and BUNKHOUSE BUCK. Unless they were somehow made part of D-Bry's Hobo Army.

  6. Owen Daniels is all but done for the season, he's out at least 8 weeks with the pseudo-IR designation.  So that's one less guy for Schaub to throw to.

     

    And Mark Sanchez is probably done as a New York Jet.  He's had season-ending surgery and since Geno hasn't looked abjectly awful since Week 2...

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    You were on a boat for week 4. Might have been worse than week 2.

  7. Thursday, October 10

     

    NY Giants at Chicago

     

    Sunday, October 13

     

    Pittsburgh at NY Jets

    Green Bay at Baltimore

    Cincinnati at Buffalo

    Detroit at Cleveland

    St. Louis at Houston

    Oakland at Kansas City

    Carolina at Minnesota

    Philadelphia at Tampa Bay

     

    Jacksonville at Denver

    Tennessee at Seattle

    Arizona at San Francisco

    New Orleans at New England

     

    Washington at Dallas

     

    Monday, October 14

     

    Indianapolis at San Diego

     

    Tiebreaker #1: Buffalo Bills turnovers

    Tiebreaker #2: Higher passing yard total, Brees or Brady

    Tiebreaker #3: margin of victory in Jacksonville/Denver

  8. OVERALL STANDINGS

     

    58 Burgundy LaRue (two week wins)

     

    54 Big Z (one week win)

     

    53 Kyle Casey

     

    51 OutlawStar

     

    50 Joel Martin (one week win)

    50 dogwelder

     

    49 Jrag

    49 Just Jay

    49 Death From Above

     

    48 RANDALL

     

    47 Bobby Whioux

     

    46 jaedmc (one week win)

     

    45 JRGoldman

    45 Cole Miner

    45 Dewar

     

    44 adamsie

     

    42 elizium

     

    41 Young Mr. Grace

     

    40 Novacain

    40 Lacelle

    40 Gonzo

     

    39 APO

    39 Shaun Gilbert

     

    37 SirFozzie

     

    36 odessasteps

     

    34 Hail Sabin

     

    12 Tim Evans

     

    11 Cristobal

     

    8 CSC

  9. Between the Jets winning tonight, and my sister-in-law about to pop out baby #2, there's no way I am falling asleep anytime soon, so here's the RESULTS!!!!!!

     

    Three way tie for first this week between Shaun Gilbert, Burgundy LaRue, and myself. I deserve to lose for not picking my Jets, and I did lose the first tie-breaker, total TDs in NO/Chi. Correct answer was 4. SG & BLR both selected 7, and I selected 8. Bronze medal for me.

     

    Second tie-breaker was Matthew Stafford passing yards. Correct total was 262. SG picked 185, and BLR had 283. Burgundy takes the week!

     

    10 - Burgundy LaRue (winner on second tiebreaker), Shaun Gilbert, Dewar (eliminated on first tie-breaker).

     

    9 - Death From Above, Big Z, elizium, Kyle Casey, dogwelder, Bobby Whioux

     

    8 - Gonzo, Cole Miner, adamsie, JustJay, Lacelle, RANDALL, jaedmc

     

    7 - odessasteps, Joel Martin, JRGoldman, Hail Sabin, Young Mr. Grace

     

    6 - OutlawStar, Jrag, APO

     

    1 - Novacain (forgot to come back to add more picks).

     

    In sad news, since he didn't turn the ball over tonight, this is the last time Geno Smith turnovers will be a tiebreaker this season. Maybe next season, Geno...

  10. Cleveland

     

    Chicago

    Cincinnati

    Green Bay

    Indianapolis

    Baltimore

    NY Giants

    Kansas City

    St. Louis

    Arizona

    Denver

    San Francisco

    San Diego

    Atlanta

     

    Tiebreaker #1: total touchdown passes in NO/Chi - 8

    Tiebreaker #2: Matthew Stafford passing yards - 337

    Tiebreaker #3: GENO SMITH TURNOVERS - 2

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