DarkMatches

Simon Dean was legit my favourite wrestler when I was 11, so when I had a school project that (for reasons I can't remember) involved designing and building a chair out of cardboard, I painted it blue with various pictures of Simon Dean glued on to it. I still like Dean now, for more smarky reasons, but damn I must have been such a weirdo back at school... Plus I went ape shit when he got eliminated from the 2005 Royal Rumble by Shawn Michaels and, for the next year or so, hated Michaels more than any other wrestler because of it. Nowadays I'm all about The Heart Throbs.