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This is the greatest thing in my cable line-up right now. Xfinity, mother fuckers! Rodriguez got the licenses for the entire Shaw Brothers Catalogue. Every Thursday night from 6PM - 11PM is the fucking Flying Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Theater! Come Drink With Me and Crippled Avengers was on last night and next week will feature Kid Wth The Golden Arm and Five Element Ninja. The channel is supposed to also feature un-cut 70's exploitation / blaxploitation movies like Dolemite and Rolling Thunder on Grindhouse Fridays. Rodriguez is making a series out of the first Fron Dusk Til' Dawn movies that fleshes out the backstories of the Gecko Brothers and addresses the mystery of how an Aztec pyramid full of vampires got turned into a strip club. Grindhouse movies, classic sci-horror, 70's kung fu epics. Seriously. It is a channel made especially for me. If I check my Xfinity OnDemand queue for the television networks and find that El Rey has a slot, I may fucking weep.