clintthecrippler
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When I get my money mark fed going, my top heel stable is going to be called "THESE Fucking Guys"
I am also very ready for my money mark fed to crash and burn very quickly
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Yep, and when the matches inevitably end up being terrible, Bayley will get blamed.
And if they somehow end up being good, Bayley wont get any credit.
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Booboo Stinkface is an inspiration to all.
Hey, that's MISTER Broke Strawman to you.
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Cool, Ahmed managed to botch animating in a GIF also.
EDIT: did Ahmed ever wrestle Sid?
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As long as at some point Bubba Fangman ends up in a bodyguard gimmick where he wears a shirt and tie, I am on board with whatever happens next.
Man, wrestling needs more big dudes doing "shirt and tie" bodyguard/cleaner gimmicks.
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Damn, now THAT's a match I didn't know I wanted to see until just now.
Unfortunately, looks like it only happened once, and not videotaped
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All I think when I see that Brock/Heyman photo is that I am disappointed they wasted the "Paul Heyman has a heterosexual man-crush on his client" storyline on Ryback.
Only mildly disappointed though, because that storyline was pretty awesome even then.
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Pretty funny that WWE is able to call him Strong BroMan without any repurcussions from TNA at all.
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I think a lot of the Lightning Kid/Jerry Lynn love is from the fact that they were literally the first wrestlers doing those sorts of spots broadcasted on national television during a time when the flashiest cruiserweight in WWE was Battle Kat, and WCW was only about to enter into the Liger/Pillman phase of the Light Heavyweight Division run.
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and you're surprised she missed the point?"Where's my shorts?! Haha #TeamBella rises! Oh and WWE Brooklyn shame on you for disrespecting women that put their bodies on the line for your entertainment. As for the ones that supported us, THANK YOU! You make it worth working so hard and having this revolution! #FearlessNikki #BellaArmy #TeamBella #BrieMode #FoxyBella#DivasRevolution"
I think Nikki really missed the point of why they were booing.
Now *that's* obtuse.
LOL a WWE wrestler that is a title holder that told us that "wins and losses don't matter" during her promo, and then complaining that fans didn't give a shit about the match that followed afterwards.
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Seriously folks, if you've never watched Dan Severn vs Tarzan Goto, drop what you're doing and head to YouTube now. Hand down by far the best Dan Severn pro wrestling match, and a heckuva spectacle that stands out even on a show full of death matches.
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It sure was disappointing when Tori said all those racist things during that sex tape and was erased from the entire existence of Saved By The Bell.
Back to the Austin show, it's been a while since i've popped in, but I am making the Vampiro episode a priority this week. I always like when two wrestlers who never really worked with each other shoot the shit. There's a freshness in that each guy in those situations usually ends up excited for different perspective and that they might actually hear some road stories that are new to them. Those Cornette/Heenan shoots from years ago are some of my favorite shoots for that reason, two guys that respect each other but never really got to work with each other developing a rapport and shooting the shit. Oh And the look on Heenan's face as Cornette describes what Mantaur is to him.
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NBC Universal synergy. Them trying to boost WWE's profile since ratings are stagnant.
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Oh God, is that motion capture video from Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game?
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And the award for the hardest working motherfuckers in television in 2015 goes to the animators of tonight's Rick and Morty episode. I would have loved to have seen the looks on their faces when told how many new character models they had to create from scratch.
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When me and my friends got the trailer for No Escape before the new Mission Impossible movie, our reaction was "We never knew until now that we want to see a movie where Owen Wilson throws children off a roof, but THIS isn't it"
Much like I never realized I wanted to see a movie that has Terry Crews and Shaquille O'Neal in it, but Blended isnt it.
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You know damn well multiple wrestling fans named Vince got that shirt as a gag gift from their friends.
"Vince likes wrestling. You know what else he likes?"
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The annual reminder that WWE's clueless marketing department once put out an APA t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "Always Pounding ASS".
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I can't even imagine wearing that shirt around non-fans. I would think you'd get tired of explaining what it means, which would probably happen often.
Eh, even with the tiny NXT tag in the bottom, if you wore it out in the wild people would probably think it was some indie-hipster band. I get "is that a band?" questions almost every time I wear my "I Broke Wahoo's Leg" t-shirt. That may just be me though since my primary social activity is going out to see bands anyway.
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between Review With Forrest McNeill and Rick & Morty coming back the same week, there really is an awesome two-pack of shows that go to dark places but still have deep heart behind them. Forrest's relentless optimism that he will discover some great experiences that always end in disaster ("there was no way we could edit that to look good"), and the gut-punch ending of last week's Rick & Morty is some real next-level stuff for dark humor.
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IWA-MS AND CZW made it to CNN. Yup...shit just got weird...
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/06/us/cnnphotos-hardcore-wrestling-death-matches/index.html
LOL, a mainstream news website does a piece writing about deathmatch wrestling from the viewpoint of it being a serious artform, but the only guy interviewed and profiled in the article is a fucking photographer.
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Mick Foley just posted this on his Facebook. Food for thought.
Sandow would be better off using his wish on becoming relevant in the big picture of WWE. Though Cena may actually turn heel before THAT happens.
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Me and my friends came up with the phrase "Viscera pop" during Royal Rumble 2000. The crowd is getting big into the countdown gimmick and a lot of bigger stars had just come out. They are really active on the countdown. Then Viscera's music hits and a very loud collective GROAN echoes across Madison Square Garden from wall-to-wall. Not cheers, not boos, not silence...GROANS.
Not to be confused with the "Rob Conway pop" which is when someone's theme music hits and they saunter to the ring to the sound of their music...and complete silence from the crowd.
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Any additional word on that 50 additional hours of ECW footage they listed during the bottom crawl on RAW a couple of weeks back? Or was that an accidental typo from when they added more footage that last go round?
RAW - 31 August 2015
in WWE PROGRAMMING
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"What's your name?"
"Brine Stork-"
"IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"